#wooopeee

[skellymom]

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[vampire-fanboy]

i forgot to share this here oh boo

WELL HI GJFNDJS i thought this'd be fun to share here lel i wanted to join in on that trend ppl was doing so

also bonus vidi inclusion bc my bestie convinced me he should be there so

k baii ;D

[ikkosu]

Human liaison accidentally walking in on Prowl self-servicing with their shirt, as he kneels on their bed. 🫡just a thought for you

compy❤️❤️!!

this is more than just a thought. this is a whole meal I'm about to slobber on like a pathetic pup ehehehejjje😈😈😈

Prowl thinks he's SOOOOO slick (no pun intended) going through your schedule. asking about your next meeting, so that everytime you're out with a debrief, he goes to your room and holds onto the last convo you both had and wanks off to it.

Or, should I say, angrily wanking off because he's in denial 😔. Brother is full on scowling and gritting is teeth. And the shirt he's clutching wrapped around his spike) drags from the bottom shaft up to the weeping tip.

He's hunched over his shoulders, one servo jerking off while the other bunches up the sheets, tightening in tandem of his overloads.

He's so engrossed with tearing out another load he doesn't notice the slight crack of the light beaming through the open door, and when it does open all the way, the sudden excruciating almost flabbergasted halt in their footsteps prompts him to swivel around, now facing you (still, of course, fisting his spike)

And you're not sure if it's considered a blessed sight of him with his thighs parted, eyes narrowed with focus, and his servos pumping up the rod, that's very much bricked.

He's still got that scowl and the only sign he's surprised at your sudden entry is a cocked brow and another harden of his limp spike when he sees your wide eyes and pretty lips parting.

"Like what you see, pipsqueak?" He breathes out with a breathy groan and the rise and fall of his abdomen is a tell-take sign of a other overload coming.

"I...." You're still there. Roosted on the spot, stunned at the sight of your superior, commander in chief , second to Optimus wanking it off on your bed with your shirt around his robot cock.

When hot spurts of purple bead around his finger tip, followed by a shudder, prowl seethes through his teeth.

"Come here."

[neuvistar]

AN ANGEL’S GIFT.

— featuring ┊sunday x fem!reader

— warnings / content warnings ┊all consensual! not proofread, cunnilingus, he plays w ur tits lol (t!tplay), established relationship, use of nicknames, mentions of breeding wooopeee (not rlly tbh its jus him yapping abt angel babies) a lil rushed but it’s okay! pt 2 will be out when i’m not lazy :3 | 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

— a/n ┊this might b a bit messy sincd it’s VERY late n i’m half asleep but i’ll correct things tmr! sunday has been on my mind 24/7 all day all night all morning it’s actually insanity.. sunday <33 tbh giys this doesn’t rlly have a specific theme.. it’s jus sunday eating u out n yapping abt giving u angel babies… instead of leaving n doing boring work business LMAO (the pt 2 will have more guys trust i’m jus a tad bit lazy..)

“m—more sunday..”

the two of you spent a cherished night together in the hours before his impending departure to meet and discuss matters with the members of the IPC, catching news of them arriving to penacony a few days prior. in all honesty, you wanted this to last as long as it can.. you missed sunday’s touched, and he missed yours. as sunday caressed and kissed your body, your soft squirms and moans filled him with a pleasant sensation of affection for you. the halovian savored the moment as much as he could, cherishing every last bit of intimacy and closeness between the two of you. “you’ve always impressed me, my angel. it brings me pure joy hearing all sorts of sounds leaving your pretty lips.” soft moans that escaped your lips and the gentle caress of your fingers through his hair stirred up a pleasant sensation within him. even the sight of you wrapped up in his arms, his lips kissing your sensitive skin as your body writhes in pleasure, it made him feel the immense satisfaction and fondness between you two. even that, your presence itself brought sunday immense joy, and he made sure to relish every single moment together with you.

"please... don't stop..." your voice cracked slightly, betraying your own need. a chuckle rumbled from your husband’s throat as he leaned in closer. sunday grabbed hold of the hem of your shirt. with one powerful yank, it ripped clean off your body, revealing your lacy bra underneath. you gasped in surprise, your breasts jiggling slightly as they were exposed to his hungry gaze.. he could feel his cock throbbed even harder, practically leaping out of his pants at the sight of your firm breasts.

"so beautiful, my girl.” trailing his tongue along your collarbone, stopping just short of your neck. sunday’s hands moved downwards, roughly palming your breasts through the thin fabric of your bra.. aeons, they were soft and supple just like be remembered, heavy with anticipation. “it would be such a wonderful sight see these pretty things leak with milk don’t you think, sweetheart?” with a chuckle of desire, he ripped the bra apart as well, freeing your breasts from their restrictive confines. “think about it, my angel,” he pinched your nipples, earning another sharp gasp from you. “imagine.. your belly round and full with my heirs, your breasts heavy with their milk.”

his hot breath fanning over your sensitive nipples caught you by surprise, his talented tongue traced slow, teasing circles around your nipple, closing his lips around it as he sucked greedily. sunday’s tongue flicked and swirled around the sensitive tip, tasting your flesh.. breathing in your aroma, that same aroma that drove him to the edge. “talk to me, baby. what do you say? do you like the idea of that.. hm?” his hands roamed downward, lifting your skirt and pushing your panties aside in one swift motion, exposing your pussy to his hungry gaze.

“hng.. i mean, i’m not against the idea.. it’s just that..” you lost your composure completely when sunday went even lower down to your region, his tongue darted in and out of your folds unexpectedly. “ah.. hey! aren’t you supposed to be meeting with the IPC—“

“shush baby, work can wait.” sunday could feel your arousal building up, your body arched slightly as he continued his brutal attack on your sensitive cunt. his large hands and held your legs wide open, giving him full access to his feast as the wings that protruded from each side of his head tickled your skin. his tongue probed deeper, finding your core and teasing it with quick flicks. you were so vulnerable under him, and it turned him on even more. "i’ll make sure to take good care of you, but remember who's in charge here.. just enjoy my tongue. you should be grateful i’m here giving you attention you wanted for days rather than talking with them.”

your husband’s tongue flickered against your cunt once more, causing you to arch your back slightly. sunday was relentless in his pursuit of your pleasure, determined to make you feel good. "you’re so fucking small, angel.. it’s driving me insane." sunday’s voice was muffled by your flesh, he could feel the adrenaline coursing through your body every time his tongue explored every inch of her. "so innocent, yet so brave... fascinating." feeling your warmth envelop his face was like heaven to him, he wanted nothing more than to show you just how much he loved moments like these. the halovian reached up and grabbed your hips, guiding your movements against his face. goodness.. it was like he wanted you to suffocate him. “a place filled with life and chaos... much like your body." he licked and sucked at your folds, the rough muscle of his wetness swirling around your clit , his nostrils breathing in the scent of your arousal.

“to feel my tongue fucking and sucking this perfect little cunt.. this is truly an angel’s gift is it not, my wife?”

[artfu]

Wooopeee……… aghhhhhhhhh!

[fictive-explosion]

Ima robot bitch! The gender and brain crashed and I’m left with just robot stuff. WOOOPEEE!

[snakesnifter]

I GOT MY TRANSFER CREDITS IN !!!!

[imafangirl280]

Me, twirling a knife between my fingers, dressed in all black, hood up, in the shadows, trying to be intimidating towards the prisoner

Me: *cuts myself*

Me: shit fuck ah just pretend you didn't see that fuck I got to go get a bandage shit just stay here k?

[klance-daydreams]

omg so like i have this one specific daydream about lance getting his wisdom teeth removed actually!! (disclaimer: i know nothing about having wisdom teeth removed besides from what i see in the media)

♡•♡•♡

so it's a bright sunny not too cool but not too hot saturday and lance and keith are buddies (pining hard for each other ofc). so anyways keith agrees to drive lance to and from the dentist place so that happens and keith is just in the waiting room as lance gets his wisdom teeth removed.

sometime later, keith spots lance walking out from the hall with a nurse bc it's time to go home and lance is. completly out of it. like bro. anethesia is wow.

as soon as he sees keith he gets really excited like they haven't seen eachother in years or something!! and lance pulls keith in for a huge bear hug. in the middle of the lobby djdhdhdbd anyways they go back out and start the car to go to lance's place so vroom vroom ig

midway tho keith needs to go get gas so they stop by a seven eleven and at this point lance is snoozing so that's that. (keith would find this cute, and like it /is/ cute but also there's blood dripping from lance's mouth so uh. mm.)

okay they're back home wooopeee!!! lance freaks out a little bc he's still not 100% so he doesn't fully realize why theres blood all over his mouth dkfjdjdj it's ok tho he cleans up and drinks some water so everything is fine again.

he's still pretty tired tho so he goes to his room to take a nap and stuff and need i remind you keith's still here so he's just kinda vibing while lance climbs into bed. keith decides he should go now but then lance calls out to him and is like "noo!!! nap with me mullet pleaseeeeeEEE!!" In the most woogly wobbly i-just-had-my-teeth-removed way possible and so keith is like internally WEEOOWEOO 🚨🚨🚨 lance wants to nap and cuddle with u ALERT!!!!!

keith agrees obviously.

so now they're lying in bed and keith is trying to stay calm or something and lance is still high so he's going off about flowers and sharks and pineapples but eventually keith says they should sleep now and lance is like "ye okie ur the best keithers" and then turns on his side away from keith all happy and sleepy.

"UR THE BEST"??? AAAAAA deep breathes keith dEEP FREAKING BREATHES

anyways.

they wake up at that one specific time when it's like the verge of evening but not fully but it's still dark. they joke around for a bit doing cute keith/lance chiz (leaving u to picture this adorable scene) (imagine warm things comfy fluffy things) and lance is now pretty much himself and cannot BELIEVE he was high enough to ask keith to nap with him. no complaints tho ig

anyways keith stays for dinner and they have grilled cheese sandwiches with ketchup <33 well. not lance. applesauce for lance.

okay besties i’m getting my wisdom teeth removed today. who has thoughts/headcanons about klance and wisdom teeth fjdndjnd

[skellymom]

DON'T WATCH THE ELECTION!

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Watch this inane shit Imma posting for you tonight and will continue to SPAM until the edible forces me to go to bed!

IT'S FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH! MINE TOO!!! LOVE YOU!!!

[skellymom]

DON'T WATCH THE ELECTION!

WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW!

Watch this inane shit Imma posting for you tonight and will continue to SPAM until the edible forces me to go to bed!

IT'S FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH! MINE TOO!!! LOVE YOU!!!

[skellymom]

DON'T WATCH THE ELECTION! (NSFW/18+)

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Watch this inane shit Imma posting for you tonight and will continue to SPAM until the edible forces me to go to bed!

IT'S FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH! MINE TOO!!! LOVE YOU!!!

[skellymom]

DON'T WATCH THE ELECTION!

WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW!

Watch this inane shit Imma posting for you tonight and will continue to SPAM until the edible forces me to go to bed!

IT'S FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH! MINE TOO!!! LOVE YOU!!!

[skellymom]

DON'T WATCH THE ELECTION!

WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW!

Watch this inane shit Imma posting for you tonight and will continue to SPAM until the edible forces me to go to bed!

IT'S FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH! MINE TOO!!! LOVE YOU!!!

[skellymom]

DON'T WATCH THE ELECTION!!!

WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW!

Watch this inane shit Imma posting for you tonight and will continue to SPAM until the edible forces me to go to bed!

IT'S FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH! MINE TOO!!! LOVE YOU!!!