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Rocking Horses for Regression Time

Choose baby’s very best new friend from our stable of beautiful adult-sized rocking horses.  

“Bony Pony” the Classic Hobby Horse.  Plush head with bright glass eyes, soft-touch pink nostrils, and fluffy forelock stands above a mini barrel body.  The ribs of the barrel are super-prominent, ensuring that baby notices every detail of the wooden shape under their bottom and privates!  Simple wooden pole neck and legs; fluffy plush tail.  Specify Bony Pony’s coat color: bay, palomino, black/white pinto.

“Rector” the Dildo Horse.  Massy, beautifully crafted rocking horse of carved oak has subtle multicolor stain details, oil-rubbed finish … and a pair of sockets for holding any of our screw-adapter dildos!  One adapter is on the back of the saddle to slide up baby’s bottom; the other is between Rector’s hind legs for storage and display.

“Razorback” the Beam Rocker.  Massive square beam of reclaimed wood sits at an angle between this rocking horse’s faux wood shoulders and hindquarters – an angle that means there’s a painful corner right on top.  Gorgeously sculpted details come in choice of Oak or Mahogany tones; we let the beam keep its natural weathering, only giving it a quick waterproof coating.

“Wildflower” the Modern Resin Pony.  The body and head of this gorgeously cottagecore rocking horse are a single piece of crystal-clear cast resin.  Real dried flowers are strewn prettily inside!  An especially dark pansy represents the eye.  All edges – including the one where little one’s weight will rest – are rounded and just an inch wide.  Wildflower’s body locks into perpendicular leg pieces that then meet a single-piece wooden rocker foot.  Imagine your baby rocking on this horsie in front of a sunny window – just beautiful!  Billowing soft-touch mane and tail come in your choice of color – black, chestnut, flax, or even pale pink.

“Fantasie” the Steel Unicorn.  Beautifully minimalist geometric sculpture of a horse made from welded two-inch steel conduit bars has splendid sculpted ears, swirly horn blunt enough for dildo use, and a mane and tail of softly chiming chains.  Rider balances their crotch on a single strong steel bar.  Specify chain style: matching steel, gold-tone steel, sapphire rhinestone, pink rhinestone, black beaded.  Rockers and horn are steel finished to match the chains!

“Penny” the Potty Pony.  A rocking horse for those adult babies who just aren’t ready to hold their water throughout playtime.  Attractive, lightweight resin carousel horse front and back become a sturdy wire frame in the middle.  This frame supports a hard, smooth waterproof bicycle seat with narrow front to put pressure on the crotch.  Place a vessel between the rockers to catch any accidents while baby enjoys their time in the saddle.  Specify seat and detail color: Princess Pink Sparkle, Yellow Confetti.

“Jock” the Breeding Pony.  Special wooden horse has detailed legs of carved oak that support a leather-upholstered bench.  Arrange baby in a bottoms-up “jockey seat” over the bench – there are leather kneepads behind Jock’s hind legs – and pull up the waist belt from below to secure them in place.  They’re sure to find that your grown-up guests are happy to help them play on the rocking horse!  Jock’s neck is hollow at the back, too, allowing riders to rest their heads inside of the neck while exposed from the shoulders down.  His finely carved head wears a beautiful leather bridle.

And don't forget Rocking Horse Accessories to make this special nursery centerpiece more functional!

Adjustable Rocking-Horse Girth.  When baby can’t be trusted to keep playing on the horsie like you told them, wrap this super-adjustable velcro girth around the rocking horse’s withers!  Super-strong integrated steel snaps hold a pair of cuffs to wrap around baby’s calves, keeping feet off the floor.  For a more severe version, cuff baby’s ankles there instead so knees have to stay up!  Top snap holds matching wrist cuffs, or swap them out for baby’s own cuffs or mitts.

Virtually indestructible nylon version comes in choice of Powder Blue, Deep Red, Light Burlap, or Tactical Black.  Gorgeous leather version takes a little more care to keep it from cracking with rough use, but we think it’s worth it!  Choose Milk Chocolate or Buckskin shades.

Auto-Rocker.  Foot pedal with side timing controls depresses just enough with a press of Daddy, Master, or Grammy’s foot – slides under one of the rockers – and gives it a slight mechanical kick every time the weight of the rocker swings back onto it.  Horsie keeps on “running” for anywhere from ten minutes to eight hours, even if baby manages to hold still!

Sound-Damping Rocker Platform.  Low-rise platform has a tough, smooth surface of hard rubber with just the right friction for satisfying rocking – and soundproofing underlayer so your little can be assigned a session on the rocking horse at any hour without bothering you in the next room, let alone downstairs neighbors.  Specify frame color: Oak, Satin Black.  Specify rubber color: Princess Pink Sparkle, Yellow Confetti, Matte Black.

Rocker Risers.  Made from heavy molded plastic with grip rubber feet, Rocker Risers sit under each rocking “leg” to raise the rocking horse by 24 inches – enough that most riders won’t be able to reach the floor and must balance their full weight on pony’s back.  Specify color: Fire Truck Red, French Blue, Silver Sheen