#woo first post in a while jumpscare

[grangermonarque]

"I don't even care what my best friends are doing, I'm in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink."

[the-s1lly-corner]

felt fun to do a live reaction of texas chainsaw massacre SOOO doing it again with the second film except its all in one post rather than a reblog chain! under the cut woo yeah

"oh hey that sign says dallas! this takes place in texas, cool! ........wait...."/srs

oh my god these two dudes are annoying as hell but at least one of them has cool glasses. me want

its not often that i root for a character to be offed however these two deserved it omfg they were so annoying

god the head getting chainsawed in half... such a cool effect and the first gore thing in a movie to make me recoil, at least first in a while... last time that i cringed like that was with the thing.... speaking of i need to lock in and finish watching, i never finished it because i pussied out

the movie keeps stopping and needing to buffer so theres going to be timestamps randomly littered througout this simply so i can know where in the movie to return if i swap stuff up, these are for me so ignore them... 17:00

lowkey rocking with the fry house this man is fully of whimsy

Unfortunately you'd better stop with that meat mess of the chili, so that you could have it for a cookoff actually, so that you could drink a soda and then eat a candy and then-- burp Excuse me. Eat meat. So- grunt I was at a cookoff and I eat chili with a- cornbread- and then, I drink a cherry sprite in the cookoff. And that was ago when I was actually well about that. Plus I would rather- eat chocolate, as well. So, that chili mess; clean it up please. So, I don't wanna cause any more troublemakers./ref

drayton couldve passed as a semi sweet grandpa if he didnt eat people/j

tweaking out over what vaguely looks like a lesbian flag at 20:23 but logically i know its not

"oh, my kid banana!"

do you think leatherface and choptop (is that the dudes name?) looked at each other like this, but with more fear, when stretch started playing the murder on the radio- also what were the chances they were on that specific station at that time?

im going to be very upset if they kill LG, he made a fry house, hes got whimsy

BUBBAS THE YOUNGEST????

choptops only been on screen for 2 seconds and i already dig his vibe

"I like his vibe!" *choptop proceeds to eat a piece of his scalp*

ik im only on the second movie, and i do know theres a grandpa but like... where are the sawyers parents?? are they just deceased or?

35:00

BUBBA PUNK ASS JUMPSCARE

he do a little steppy jig with his chainsaw before chasing

oooo metal plate- wonder what that was for- did they put it in themselves or did they take choptop to the hospital?

"music is my life!" he just like me frfr

THEY GOT MY WHIMSICAL FRY HOUSE DUDE

i think. for both the first and second movie. its a nice attention to detail to have kirk and lg seize up and stuff after getting a head injury since like... accurate... nice little detail albeit a horrifying one

oh leatherface is getting freaky call that freakyface

oh boy i sure hope no one walks in as my back and computer screen are facing the door, while leatherface is sensually tracing his chainsaw up the bare leg of a woman

he got that thang on him though i just noticed how nice his tie looks i want it

i like how leatherface keeps doing the lil jig with his chainsaw its like he keeps hitting the emote button

ballsy lady protags my beloved yes girl go chase the chainsaw having killers after narrowly surviving, go unprepared and unequipped (affectionately but gOD)

ik its for plot reasons and suspense stuff but WHHHYYYYYYYY would enright drive his car at her in the middle of the night instead of just getting out and letting her know it was him... like i already knew it was him because i saw his fatass hat in the darkness but like- YOU KNOW????

why must all the slashers have big tiddies (not complaining i like em thick)

LGS STILL ALIVE?????

even half skinned and after a bad beating to the skull with a hammer lg still tries to comfort her i think he might be one of my favorite lesser characters from a slasher film bro did not deserve to be in this mess

"s-c-e-x... sex!"

oh mu god is the body choptop carrying around meant to be the brother that died in the first movie... speaking of, where the fuck was choptop in the first movie?

oooooooh quick search says he was in Vietnam and thats also why he has the metal plate... which... i mean hes been mentioning it here and there but i deadass could not tell if he was being /srs or not i feel so dumb i thought i was so smart for thinking it wasnt that serious

"youre balling up his shit"

THE GRANDPAS STILL ALIVE WHAT THE HELL

bro took a chainsaw to the ass

im sorry but theres no way in hell enrights tiny ass chainsaw was long enough to go right through bubbas midsection and still have a sizable piece of blade sticking out the other end

wait nvm i forgot he got the third larger one but i dont remember it being that long

WDYM THERE WAS JUST. A GRENADE ON NUBBINS CORPSE THE ENTIRE TIME

ik stretch tweaking out with the chainsaw at the end is a reference to the ending of the first but its so so corny

anyways TCM2.... 8.5/10 i enjoyed it a little more than the last!! woo yeah!!

[kurokonbscenarios]

Kiseki no Sedai (as a whole team)

Here’s the detailed masterlist with links so you can easily access to each request and see what I’ve written so far (it’s under “read more” as the list is long and that it won’t take too much of your dashboard). The list will be updated at least at the end of each month if not before and whole masterlist will also be posted after I post others.

If any of the links doesn’t work, it’s on the wrong place or takes you on different sites, please tell me.

Last update: 23rd August 2017

 Kiseki no Sedai

Cooking together

Gf having insomnia

Seeing their s/o in their jersey (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

S/o with cat ears and tail (+ Kagami)

S/o refusing taking nasty medicine (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

Gf sticking up for their boyfriend (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Gf, singing idol (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

A gf witch (+ Seirin High)

S/o paying more attention to book/movie (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

Walking in on s/o jamming out (+ Kagami, Himuro)

S/o dancing in public on purpose (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Gf snorting while laughing by accident (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

Jealous GoM when their s/o keeps being confessed to/hit on (+ Nijimura)

Gf casually giving a peck on the lips of her gay (and attractive) male best friend as a greeting (+ Kagami, Nijimura, Mayuzumi)

S/o cheering loudly during a game (+ Kagami)

S/o getting pushed down the stairs (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

GoM as yokai/Japanese mythical creatures (+ Kagami, Momoi)

Meeting their s/o they met online for the first time (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Gf calling at 3am, missing their voice (+ Kagami)

Taking care of s/o with flu (+ Kagami)

Gf accidentally farts and sneezes while being sick (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

GoM finding bruises on their gf (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Partner sucks at basketball (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Waking up their s/o in bed (+ Kagami) + How would they wake up their s/o? (+ Kagami)

Buying female hygene items for their gf (+ Kagami)

Gf geeking out over a show (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Gf smacking their butts (+ Kagami, Himuro)

S/o related to one of the other (+ Kagami)

Gf fangirling about their deep voices in the morning (+ Kagami, Himuro)

GoM working at Starbucks and serve adorable girl (+ Takao, Himuro)

S/o laughing with other guys (friends/childhood friends) and getting jealous and a little yandere (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Sharing Friday night with s/o

Attempting to buy pads and tampons for their gf (+ Kiyoshi)

What kind of music do they listen to? (+ Kagami)

Booty or boobs? (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Imayoshi)

S/o waking up screaming, scared and running out of their room, but no nightmare (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Hanamiya)

Proposing (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Slapping their gf’s butt (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Gf throwing up in school (+ Kagami)

Saying ‘I love you’ to their s/o for the first time (+ Kagami, Himuro)

(trigger warning) Seeing old scars on their s/o (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Reaction to Haizaki hitting on their s/o (+ Kiyoshi, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Reaction to playing footsie during dinner with their parents (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Watching s/o’s favourite anime together (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Dealing with gf’s jealous little and stubborn brother (+ Kagami)

Jealous s/o (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Reaction to their baby taking first steps (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Trying to kiss their s/o, but they avoided it (+ Kagami, Takao, Imayoshi, Himuro)

S/o playing otome games (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Confessing to their crush that they really like, but their crush rejects their confession because they’re insecure and they think they’re not good enough for them (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Takao, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Yandere GoM

Reaction to getting groped on bus/subway, while intending to grope their gf (+ Kagami, Himuro)

First date and trying to lean in for a kiss, s/o standing up on toes

Kiss for the first time (+ Kagami)

Going to teen party (+ Kagami, Takao, Himuro)

(trigger warning) Reaction to s/o being abused (+ Imayoshi)

S/o fangirling over Free! characters (+ Kagami, Takao, Kasamatsu, Himuro)

Following their crush home late at night, to not let anything happen to them (+ Kagami)

Coming home after a losing game to the comforts and cuddles of their s/o, and realizing that they were the perfect partner to spend rest of life with

Reaction to s/o being injured in a match similar to Kirisaki Daichi style (+ Takao, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Reacting to their child’s first word (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

Seeing their s/o punch someone for badmouthing them (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Songs that play when they kiss their s/o for the first time (+ Kagami)

Touching crushes’ chest by accident (+ Kagami)

Holding their newborn for the first time (+ Kagami)

Walking in on their s/o dressing (+ Kagami)

Tipsy GoM and sappy declaring their love to s/o

Reaction to their s/o pranking them with fake positive pregnancy tests (+ Kagami)

Dating s/o who also plays basketball (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Gf falling asleep on their lap (+ Kagami)

Reaction to finding out s/o is an amazing cook (+ Kagami, Takao)

Reaction to their gf being kissed by another boy, who liked her, against her will (+ Kagami)

Spoiling pregnant gf with attention and acting silly, wanting to touch her stomach (+ Kagami)

Introducing shy gf to the team (+ Kagami)

(trigger warning) Meeting s/o’s abusive father

Comforting s/o after losing their family pet (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Finding their s/o in front of their doors in tears after running away from home (+ Kagami)

(with photos) Perfect date idea (+ Kagami)

Favourite place to leave biting marks/hickies on their s/o (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

GoM’s life as described by the state of their room

Doing their POC daughter’s extremly curly hair (+ Kagami)

Playing horror game and their s/o is afraid of the jumpscare, but want to finish the game (+ Takao, Himuro)

Watching Pretty Little Liars with s/o (+ Kagami)

S/o playing a rough sport and trying to convince them to stop, only for s/o to storm away angry and boys realizing they’re in love (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Imayoshi)

Having a nightmare of s/o dying, but waking up next to them (+ Kagami)

Forced to accompany s/o to their fangirl activities

Trying to learn new language with s/o

Reaction to s/o telling them ‘I love you’ for the first time while being intimate (+ Kagami)

Getting hit on by a gay guy while being with s/o (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Taking care of s/o with a bad cold (+ Kagami, Hyuuga, Kiyoshi, Himura, Haizaki)

Speaking up/objecting during marriage of the person they love (+ Kagami, Kasamatsu)

Reaction to finding out their s/o doesn’t want to be intimate until marriage (+ Kagami, Izuki, Imayoshi)

Reacting to s/o coming home with a big puppy (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

Confronting guys after over hearing them checking out and making vulgar comments about their s/o during gym class (+ Kagami, Himuro, Nijimura)

Finding out gfs’ yandere ex wants her back

Trying to impress their gf + Trying to woo their gf

When they come to their s/o’s house the first time and their dog gets jealous and stalks the two (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Kasamatsu, Takao)

Listening to One Direction by s/o’s reccomendation

Game of Thrones AU

Shingeki no Kyojin AU

Catching s/o fangirling/-boying over Levi Ackerman

Seeing/catching their s/o create their own Sims and trying to get them together while being in the same house with other members

Where would they hold their wedding ceremony (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Comforting nervous s/o before her violin performance (+ Kagami, Takao)

Stuck on an elevator with their not yet s/o but crush whom has a tiny case of claustrophobia and is kinda freaking out and clinging onto the boys arm (+ Kagami)

Pillow fight with s/o (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

Yandere gf like Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki (+ Kagami, Himuro, Hanamiya)

A guy lifting their gf’s skirt (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

S/o getting in a fight over them (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

What would they eat for breakfast? (+ Kagami)

Reacting to s/o declaring a tickle war and attacking them with tickles, trying to make them laugh (+ Kagami)

Finding out their close friend is a love rival for their crushes heart (+ Kagami)

(gif) Favourite cuddling position

Reacting to their crush falling asleep on the bus next to them after a field trip and their crushes head ending up leaning on their shoulder when they hit a small speed bump (+ Kagami)

Waking up their s/o, but they’re too tired (+ Kagami)

Reacting to falling on top of their crush in an empty hallway (+ Kagami)

Reacting to having kinky s/o (+ Kasamatsu, Sakurai, Himuro, Hanamiya)

Being in love with the same girl and competing for her love (+ Takao, Himuro, Haizaki)

GoM being taken cared of by their s/o after being injured during a basketball game/practice (+ Kagami)

Going to a family Christmas party with their s/o and they find out s/o has a really big family and ends up being picked on the whole time (+ Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Throwing a birthday party for their friend

GoM as best friends headcanons

(with photos) S/o’s wedding dress (+ Kagami)

Martial arts style (+ Kagami)

GoM’s YouTube channels

Reacting to finding their crush’s diary and reading it (+ Kagami, Haizaki)

The first thing they do after sex (+ Kagami, Haizaki, Hanamiya)

Reaction to oblivious s/o being checked/hit on by other guys (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Reaction to gf saying she wants to dance like in Dirty Dancing movie (+ Kagami)

How would they react when they find out their crush was cheated on? (+ Kagami)

(trigger warning) Depressed/suicidal s/o (+ Hanamiya)

Asking their gf to call them by first name

Reaction to being cheated on by s/o (+ Kagami)

Best sport instead of basketball (+ Kagami)

(gif) How would they propose for marriage? (+ Kagami)

Watching s/o who is a ballet dancer (+ Kagami)

Gf suddenly slapping them because of disagreement during an argument

What kind of mythical creature would they be? (+ Hanamiya)

Teacher!GoM having a crush on their student and confessing once they graduate (AU)

Reacting to their s/o can’t bear a child (+ Himuro, Mayuzumi)

Reaction to seeing their s/o for the first time (+ Kasamatsu)

What do they prefer; tall or short girls, and what kind of hair (length, color) would they like on their partners? (+ Kagami, Kasamatsu)

GoM trying to make Midorima and Akashi laugh

(gif) Prom night (+ Haizaki, Hanamiya) + (gif) How would they look dressed for/at prom? (+ Kagami)

Relationship headcanons

Walking in on their zombified s/o, but assures them it’s only makeup (+ Kagami)

Reacting to s/o singing a Queen song (+ Kagami, Hyuuga, Kiyoshi, Izuki)

S/o getting really frustrated because the guy won’t let them talk so they just start shouting/cursing in their native language during an argument (+ Kagami)

Finding out their s/o previously dated another one of them (+ Kagami)

(gif) How would they wake up their s/o?

Teams mocking them with jealousy because of their cute gf (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Takao)

(gif) Cuddling before bed (+ Kagami)

Reaction to s/o leaving temporarily Japan and missing their basketball match to see a game in Brazil-FIFA (+ Hanamiya, Imayoshi)

Reaction to s/o being mma/boxing champion (+ Kagami)

(trigger warning) Reacting to anorexic s/o

Finding out their s/o has a secret tattoo/piercing

Being chased by a little kitten whole day (+ Kagami)

Seeing their normally quiet s/o giving someone who annoys them a well-earned verbal beatdown

Reaction to s/o playing with a little kitten

Zombie AU where s/o gets seperated from the team in charge for supplies (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

Reaction to s/o getting really excited about their favourite animal (+ Kasamatsu)

Finding out their s/o has been working together with Kise (+ Kagami, Kasamatsu)

Which pet would they have in their household? (+ Kagami)

Gf making them have a Christmas marathon

(trigger warning) S/o being insecure about their stretchmarks

When dating their crush for some time and the so innocently invites them on a shower together (+ Kagami, Takao, Hayama)

Visiting gf’s house, where he falls on her and when they were about to kiss her, her brother, Nijimura, comes in

Trying to catch their s/o at the airport before they board a plane to go back home and convincing them to stay (+ Kagami)

Seeing a poster of the newest broadway show and they see their S/O and it says they’re one of the leads (+ Kagami)

(AU) Finding out their s/o was a ghoul (+ Hanamiya, Hayama)

S/o bringing them to a visual kei/Jrock concert (+ Kagami, Takao, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Trying to ease up their crush who’s been paired up with them for a science project and their crush is very quite, shy and nervous around them because they secretly have a crush on them back but don’t know the boy likes them too (+ Kagami)

Finding out their s/o is a stoner (+ Kagami, Mitobe)

Seeing their s/o dressing into lolita fashion (+ Kagami)

Reaction to daughter escaping the house (+ Haizaki, Hanamiya)

Reaction to their s/o wearing their shirts but no panties (+ Kagami, Hanamiya, Haizaki)

Getting scared on the top of Ferris wheel (+ Kagami)

Waking up to their s/o making a flower crown around their head (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

When they go cliff swinging/jumping (+ Kagami)

Response to their s/o asking them to cosplay a popular couple or ship from a fandom or anime, who would they go as? (+ Kagami, Takao)

Reacting to their s/o kissing their injury (+ Kagami, Takao)

GoM being jealous that their s/o spends too much time with their captain/is too close (crossover with Free! and Haikyuu!!)

What would they do if their s/o has a panic attack (+ Kagami, Takao)

Their s/o saves them from getting mugged with good self-defense (+ Kagami)

Reacting to their crush (captain of school's martial arts) winning against tough opponent (+ Hyuuga, Himuro)

Reaction to their crush best friend confessing that the crush has feelings for them, but are too shy and insecure to confess (+ Kagami)

(with photos) Surprising their s/o with cute promposal (+ Kagami)

Where would they ask their s/o to prom? (+ Kagami)

How would they react when they find out that their s/o's parents didn't like them? (+ Kagami)

Rejecting a guy's confession (+ Kagami)

Learning that their s/o has tics and are afraid of their reaction as they were teased when they were young (+ Izuki, Mitobe, Himuro)

Most to least likely to experience love at first sight and what makes them fall in love at first sight? + What do they like in a girl?

Out of GoM + Imayoshi + Hanamiya would enjoy watching Jurassic World with his gf?

GoM having a crush on a girl, who's dating Furihata

Ways to get them laugh

Shower/bath time with their gf

Preparing/giving their s/o chocolate on a White Day (+ Izuki, Takao)

Reaction to finding a vibrator in their gf room (+ Kagami, Himuro, Haizaki)

Reaction to their s/o covering up with a blanket during intimacy (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Playing volleyball with s/o who plays for the team (+ Kagami)

(gif) Finding out their crush likes Kuroko

Reactions when their s/o starts singing along the music and they're really into it (+ Takao, Miyaji, Hayama)

A little fan coming up to them after a game and telling them they want to be just like them when they get older (+ Kagami, Kasamatsu)

Reaction to s/o hinting to have sex for the  first time (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Kasamatsu, Hanamiya)

S/o making funny faces at baby/toddler standing in front of them in the line at the store (+ Kagami)

Reacting to their s/o dunk slam cam them in front of whole class (+ Hanamiya)

Taking care of their loopy s/o after they removed their wisdom teeth (+ Kagami)

Reaction to seeing their naked gf by accident when a wave rips off their swimsuit (+ Kagami)

Taking their child to school for the first time (+ Kagami)

Getting tackled to the ground by a big dog, who belongs to their crush (+ Kagami, Takao)

Finding out their s/o is a cat lover and owns 6 cats

Guys being jealous because their s/o has otaku guy friends (+ Kagami)

(gif) Reaction to their s/o wearing a brazillian bikini (+ Kagami, Takao, Kasamatsu)

(gif) Reaction when their s/o slaps them on their booty

Seeing their s/o for the first time in 5 months after they returned from studying abroad (+ Kagami)

(trigger warning) Getting suspicious that their s/o is pregnant, but has been purging (+ Kagami)