#woman responds to this nightmare scenario by… marrying the first normal boring man she sees
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ALSO if this is the dumbass route they want to go with all this and they want love triangle shit again THEN BRING BACK MARK HARMON
Just finished s4 ep 12 of moonlighting and like. I know I say something along these lines after every single episode of this show but what in the cinnamon toasted fuck was that
Never in my life have I sympathized with any human beings more than I sympathize with the folks who watched this shit in real time in 1987 and had to endure this jack fuckery. I literally cannot imagine the screaming I would have done if my ass had waited around through weeks of reruns for stunts like this. Any of yall who did this the first time around are my heroes because I am losing my will over here holy god. Did you break your tv sets? Rip up the tv guide? I felt the ghost of Rage Quitting past as soon as the episode ended like it was imprinted onto the reels from y’all’s original agony lmfao
#I love him your honor bring him back who’s this random ass rat faced fuckwit#and what kind of deranged men are writing this script??#woman has nightmares about love interest becoming too normal if they get married#woman responds to this nightmare scenario by… marrying the first normal boring man she sees#if you’re looking for the logic in that and can’t find it its ok! there is none! it makes no sense#ESPECIALLY because mark harmon is waiting in the wings!!!!! for fucks sake#also I have a real issue with no one having told him he’s having a kid good god#there’s so many cock ups on so many levels it’s hard to keep track#I want David to call Sam and just tell him and then they both can show up outside Maddie’s house#and sit judgmental on the hood of a car#while this poor asshole what’s his name comes out in his pajamas#I haven’t been this bothered by an already stupid show’s really stupid plot choices since they blew Logan up in Veronica mars
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