#woke up with really bad cramps and now I feel nauseous and like im gonna puke up the breakfast i only just had

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Not a great start

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FUCKING FOOD POISONING

Ironically enough, i got food poisoning.

Let me set the scene-

On saterday it was mine and my boyfriends 1 year anniversary. We went out to a sushi place (super fancy) and ordered ONLY COOKED FOOD.

We only ate the appetizers and took the rest to go.

I fell asleep and woke up to nauseousa.

Thats normal for me, i feel nauseous often. But this wasent like all the normal times.

I puked (gros) and to my horror realized the food i had eaten three hours earlier had already digested.

This began my personal hell.

I got in the shower because i physically could not control which end of me was exploding.

I tried to drink water, but it came right back up.

Oh hell nah.

I was finally like “take me to the hospital”.

I am dealthy afraid of hospitals (being a patient) so you have to understand the level of done i was with this.

My step dad was all like “what do you think they are gonna do for you there? All the are gonna do is prescribe *insert medicine* and send you home. Just drink water and wait for it to pass”

And i was like

“I cant keep water down so- if this continues for three days i could die”

Finally my mom took me. My step dad did not come.

To be honest- that shit hurt my feelings. I was legit feeling like i was going to die, and going to a place im scared of and he didnt come? That stung.

My mom was PISSED at that.

So anyway, we get to the emergency room, and my mom parks the car while i get out in raggity ass clothes. The security woman looks at me and is like “you wanna see a doctor?” And i immediately started crying. I go through to the nurses desk and im crying, apologizing about it. They ask me questions about whats wrong, who am i, and i answer the best i can. Mom comes and pretty soon we are put in an examination room with a puke bag. We wait for about 30 minutes, and in that time i go to the bathroom like 10 times. Finally she *angel* doctor looks at me. Says the words “food poisoning” and im moved to a patient bed.

Meanwhile, my mom is texting my worry-too-much boyfriend while he is at work telling him where i am. My friend Rachel comes over to visit, and now im puking my lungs out. Like falling off the bed puking my lungs out.

And this whole time im trying to be nice and funny to the hospital staff, because its a Saterday night and im gross. The guy who does my iv is funny, and we chat a bit. That shit FOOKING HURT THO. Becaude my veins are small and so he had to go really slow.

So while he is doing this, i begin to puke, and guess what? I shit the bed!

I! SHIT! THE! FUCKING! BED!

So im like “hey guy, can you get me a nurse please? Preferably female?”

And he is like “yep”

And then my nurse walks in, the one to administer my meds, a stout black man. And he is like “if you want i can find a female to do your meds” and im like

Nooooooooo

He thinks i think that he isnt good at nursing because he is a guy!!

Im like “no its okay you are fine i just need a female nurse for um, lady problems.”

He does my meds. Two injections via iv for naseua and diarrhea, my iv bad to rehydrate me, and then a shot for andomitable cramping.

By that point i am sailing im so happy. Life is good and i have meds. To be continued...