#woe. twincest be upon ye.

[seeyouonsaturn]

I wanna hear more about the NHG but you KNOW I wanna hear about Trip and Trick please tell me everything you have for them I love them they are everything to me I'm so glad nothing bad ever happens to them 💖

HEEHEE. Ah yes, my gunshots to keep the rent down <3

Tripwire and Trickshot are split-spark twins, and as such they were together from the very moment they first came online. Rather than grow into their own individuals and forge their own paths, they formed a rather... unhealthy codependency on each other. Neither of them has ever spent a day without the other, they are practically attached at the hip. No bot has ever met only one of them without also meeting the other half.

Given that their personalities are, let's say, eccentric at best - and that's the polite way to put it - they often clash with other bots. They decided pretty early on that they don't need other bots though, not when they've got each other. They were brought into this world with their perfect match already included - why would they ever want to settle for some other, clearly subpar option?

Don't be fooled by their unhinged antics though, these two mechs have earned their place in the NHG, which accepts only the very best of the best into its ranks. When it comes to their combined skill sets of setting traps and blowing scrap to smithereens, Trick and Trip are near unstoppable, and they'll laugh as they watch you get blown to pieces. Trust me, you don't want to be on their bad side.

You're on their good side, though? You're practically family already! They're like a pair of really odd but fun big brothers who'll make any party a hoot, and will without hesitation be your personal bodyguards if you ever need it. Hope you're not opposed to getting involved in the mother of all prank wars though!

In present day, nobody is really sure what exactly their relationship status is. If you ask, they'll give you a different answer every time. Their team members have learned not to question it (besides, do they even want to know?) All anyone's got are rumors. Many, no doubt, started by Trickshot and Tripwire personally. They collect every single tabloid article speculating about it on a wall of fame in their shared berthroom.

(And then nothing bad ever happens because there never is any war or anything like that, what are you even talking about)