#wobble bobbleton

[via-the-ghoul]

I haven’t talked about them in a while so here’s some fun facts about the Anomaly High cast:

Despite everything, Lavande doesn’t believe in ghosts.

Oozelle bit Connie once but they’re fine now

Aviya only drinks energy drinks. She subsides on Mountain Dew

The reason Scalett’s humanoid is because she only saw various Foundation scientists growing up and just. Grew that way in an attempt to fit in since they barely ever talked to her.

Lav was created with immunity to Every Disease

Rosé hasn’t tried to bring any other fae out of their nameless home because she’s afraid she’s get stuck back there in the process. She really doesn’t want to go back there.

Royal and Wobble reacted so negatively to Lav because, from Royal’s perspective, there was something very, very wrong with her. Lav was uncanny in her eyes. Wobble just trusts Royal more than anyone.

Ooky hates Christmas, especially when people are celebrating it in November. She is neutral to every other non-Halloween holiday mostly.

Scalett isn’t actually aware of the Scarlet King’s existence and would not believe you if you tried to tell her.

Connie’s favorite music genre is Mental Breakdown Music. Whatever “Brave as a Noun” has going on to be specific.

Not sure if I want to canonize this one, but in one tale, there’s a bunch of children pattern screamers in Alagadda. 6930 also establishes that with enough time and willingness Pattern Screamers can take on a non-painful form of existence. What I’m trying to say is that I think I found an explanation for Royal’s existence.

So the way you get accepted as a student is that The Headmistress finds you, decides you belong among the student body, and hides an acceptance somewhere in your room, in a place where you Will find it but no one else will. If you don’t want to go, you’ll wake up the next morning, the letter will be gone, and the memory of the letter will go with it, no matter how many people you told. If you accept it you just wake up there the next day.

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Wobble: Sitcom where the characters gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening theme is replaced with dead silence.

Beauty: I would like to question your definition of sitcom.

[via-the-ghoul]

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

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Babe wake up the Anomaly High bad girls who hate the protagonists just dropped

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Lavande’s Basic Diary

Cover: You’d be sick to read my diary!

August 29th:

OMTB, so, it’s my first day of school! Like, a normal school, not home-school. Though, I have to live at the school, in a dorm, so I’m kinda home-sick… but it’s still nice! I’ve never been out of home for this long, like, not once, ever. Dad really freaked out when the letter showed up, but luckily grandfather thought it would be nice for me to make friends! Out of the family, of course. And friends who aren’t Ray-Ray, I’m not sure if he counts as a family member. Oh, almost forgot, I was allowed to bring Ray-Ray! He scared my roommate a little, but it’s all better now!

OH GOODNESS, I forgot to mention my roommate! Her name’s Connie, she’s so cool, she’s a human! I’ve never met a human before (Or well, a living one), so this is fun! She was a little freaked out, (I think she might be scared of me?) but she’s calmed down now. She’s pretty nice, and also hasn’t really been allowed to leave her home. I’m not sure why… but that’s just something we can bond over!

August 30th:

Ok, so, turns out the people here aren’t as friendly as I thought. I ran into this girl, I think her name was Royal, and she said I didn’t belong here. I’m not sure why she thought that though, and she wouldn’t tell me! She seemed kinda spooked. She said I was wrong? And she wouldn’t elaborate on what that meant. And this other girl, Wobble, I think (what is wrong with that girl’s parents) was like “you’ll regret scaring my roomie” and I was like “I need to head to class actually”.

So I went (to math class) but oh dear, this third girl who was also with the first two, her name is Sorchpia, I’m sure about that one, was also in the class! And she burned my paper! She said it was an accident though, so she probably didn’t mean too. And the teacher got me another paper! It didn’t happen again, but Sorchpia kept giving me weird looks.

September 1st:

Ray-Ray’s missing oh my grandfather where is my rat help he’s gone my boy crap

September 1st (again):

So uh, Connie found this note, and erm, well, I’ll just write what it said.

Daddy always said revenge was best served with blood.

I’m really freaked out, what if these are the people who took Ray-Ray? I’m searching all over the school for him, I’m like really freaked out right now WHERE IS MY BOY!?

But hey, I found this nice girl, Aviya, who offered to help find Ray-Ray! She came out of her dorm with her roommate after hearing me freak out, and asked what was wrong. I explained the situation, and she was willing to help! Her roommate, Oozelle, also offered to help, though she was somewhat reluctant. But hey, she is helping, so that’s gotta be good! Ooh, and she can walk through walls, so she can search faster!

Anyways, if anyone’s looking into my diary… Do you know where Ray-Ray is? Also stop looking into my diary please and thank you. Unless you’re me.

September 2nd

One time, a year or two ago, Ray-Ray’s left leg fell off. He started sniffing the leg. And I’ll admit it: I started crying like I was a child. It’s just that, rats’ legs weren’t supposed to do that. What would dad say? Would grandfather have to take him away? Dad heard me crying, and came in, asking what was wrong. He saw Ray-Ray.

Ray-Ray isn’t a normal rat. Dad doesn’t really like normal rats. He says they spread diseases. But don’t all animals have that ability? Anyways, Ray-Ray’s ability to spread disease was removed. Because of this, he’s all stitched up. So dad merely had to sew Ray-Ray’s leg back on! That was a lot of worrying about something so simple! He started giving me sewing lessons, in case something else happened and he wasn’t here to help. I was never really all that good with sewing, though I’m getting better!

I’m trying to remember them now. It’s good to think about anything else right now.

Anything other than the disassembled Ray-Ray left outside my room. Not a single piece moving.

September 3rd

I’m trying everything I can! But nothing’s sticking, Ray-Ray keeps falling apart. Connie told me that he might just be dead. But he’s not! For the brief time I stitch him up and he stays that way, he stands up, looks at me. He’s alive in there! I need to save him!

Who could doom him to a fate worse than death!?

Anyways, I sent dad a letter. Maybe he can help? Poor Ray-Ray…

Oh, and I made some progress! He’s blinking! Connie doesn’t see it, but I just think they have the same blink patterns. It’s nice Ray-Ray still has a sense of humor.

Oh, Connie just caught him blinking! What did I tell her? Yep, Ray-Ray’s still alive, but I don’t know for how long.

September 5th.

Dad’s response came. Now, I could copy down everything they wrote but I’m freaking out too much. And it’s hard, because their handwriting is not very good. Basically, their letter said this:

“I’m coming over.”

I’m just sitting here like, how is he gonna do that, I’m not even entirely sure how they got me here, and so is Connie and Aviya and Oozelle and everyone I asked. Connie asked if she could hide when they got here, for some reason. I’m also worried because, like, how serious is this? How bad is this? I don’t wanna lose Ray-Ray now, I really don’t. There’s so much he hasn’t gotten to do yet!

On the plus side I managed to get his tail to stay attached to his body. The tail wags a little. Maybe I’m making a mountain out of a molehill.

September 6th.

Dad arrived. The two of us were sitting in the headmistress's room. I just woke up here, and they said the same. The headmistress asked why we called the meeting, and I, screaming a little, explained the Ray-Ray situation.

“...You mean this Ray-Ray?” The headmistress turned her seat all around, and when she came back into view, she was holding Ray-Ray, good as new! He leaped into my arms, and while I was confused, I was mostly happy to see him ok! Dad, however, was way more confused, and demanded to know how she did that. She got out of her chair, and grabbed his hand. However, my grandfather did not appear. Dad was freaking out, obviously, I was a little worried too, and what she said next worried me more.

“No one will ever die at my school. No one can die at my school.”

And then I woke up, back in my room. Ray-Ray was on my lap, also having just woken up! Connie seemed aware I wasn’t there the whole time (or Ray-Ray) and was a little freaked out. We had just appeared when she wasn’t looking! It took a while to explain that I can’t usually teleport. I just told her that Ray-Ray was cured. I don’t want to worry her about anything else.

Death is a part of life. It happens to everyone, no matter how, or what, we will all die someday. And while it makes sense to postpone it and all that, I won’t pretend I didn’t freak out about possibly losing Ray-Ray, making it so no one can die here is messing with the natural order of things! While I would prefer to walk out of this school alive when summer comes, if there’s an accident that kills me, it should, you know, kill me!

But hey, Ray-Ray’s fine. And besides, there could be some other explanation for all this, like, maybe the Headmistress is immune to my dad’s touch and was just speaking in hyperbole, yeah, that’s probably more reasonable, right?

…Right?

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Tag type list:

Picture Day: art of the characters

Lore: official non-diary writings from the universe

Student body: Character reference pics

Logs: Character diaries

Creatures: pets :)

(Officially introduced) character list:

Lavande Merle, child of the Plague Doctor: a cheerful soul, though she unintentionally freaks people out a lot, since they haven’t really interacted with many people who weren’t related to them or a zombie. Uses they/she

Connie Tainer, daughter of a Foundation Scientist: Connie’s been sheltered most of her life, so while she’s confused and snarky, she is genuinely happy to be here. Uses she/her

Oozelle Manson, daughter of the Old Man: an over-competitive sporty girl from the track team, Oozelle is someone who despises being bored, and loves keeping herself busy. Uses she/her

Aviya El Asem, daughter of Able: Aviya is always always full of energy and a will to stay active. She loves to skateboard, and tends to be a show-off, but understands that she has limits. Uses she/her but doesn’t care about pronouns that much.

Scalett Reptile, daughter of the Hard To Destroy Reptile: Scalett has never really been treated with love in her life, and doesn’t show much in return. However, her time here is defrosting her soul. Uses she/her.

Rosé Copperhead, fae (with an ethically sourced name dw): Rosé is rather jumpy, and has trouble going through with actions that might hurt her. They’re one of the sweetest kids you’ll meet though! Uses she/they

Forrest Copperhead, member of the Serpent’s Hand: the one who freed Rosé and her older brother, Forrest is a sweet, smart, and chill practicing mage. Emphasis on “practicing”. Uses he/him.

Royal Masquerade, daughter of the Ambassador (somehow): Royal’s the school’s resistant mean girl, who’s as egotistical as their parent. They have a soft spot for their childhood friend Wobble. Uses she/they

Wobble Bobbleton, daughter of Bobble the Clown: Royal’s more reluctant second in command, who does most of the dirty work and isn’t gloomy about it (she’s just gloomy in the first place). Uses she/her

Scorchpia Embers, daughter of the Burning Man: the third of Royal’s trio who’s mostly just in this so she can insult more people. She never runs out of energy and over-the-top schemes. Uses she/her.

Daydream, daughter of the Dream Man: a big fan of fairytale stories and happy endings, Daydream is a sweet soul who just wants to help her friends, even when they don’t know how. Uses she/they

Zohar Bumero, child of Robert Bumero. A rocking soul and lead singer of their band “Golden Rust”, Zohar wants to make a difference in this world, preferably one that fixes it. Uses they/them.

Scabina Sick, daughter of Grand Karsist Ion. Resourceful and honest, Scabina is a significantly nicer person than her name implies, though his sense of humor is a little dark. Uses she/he.

Yulia Kaust, daughter of the Yule Man. A cold girl, Yulia has trouble trusting others due to how monstrous her father is, and wishes to stop the darkness of the world she lives in. Uses she/her.

Molly Lochet, daughter of Moloch. A prankster at heart, Molly doesn’t entirely understand what her classmates are cool with, but is genuinely trying to get better with her pranks. Uses she/her.

Beauty P., the daughter of a beautiful person. Beauty is someone who believes she must be perfect in the eyes of all, but doesn’t quite know how to get along with her peers. Uses she/they.

Ursae Night, child of the night. Sweet and a little odd, Ursae is just a big softie. He collects rocks, but hasn’t found a heartshape one yet (though he really wants to give his GF Rosé one). Uses he/him.

Pox Spittings, son of Vector. Unlike the above, his name actually accurately describes his personality. He’s loud and immature with an ego to rival anyone else here. Uses he/him

Namseong-Yeou, son of the polymorphic humanoid. While more socially aware and quiet, he’s somehow Pox’s best friend. He still is growing tired of Pox’s (and everyone else’s) garbage-ness. Uses he/him.

Emerald Shaw, Elijah Shaw’s distant cousin. Emerald is… something not quite human, but is genuinely as nice as she seems. She’s just as unsure of her identity as you dw. Uses she/they.

Commandra Warren, born of the demon of war, a sporty girl who loves stirring up conflict (because she has to), scary movies, and herself. Uses she/her but doesn’t mind if you use a different pronoun to refer to her.

Ooky Spooky, child of Too Spooky, self proclaimed Halloween spirit who only consumes Halloween related content. She loves scaring people and being mildly unsettling. Uses any pronouns

Endgeline Crucible, daughter of the welt in the crucible. A creative (but introverted) practicing coder. Rebellious, and while she wouldn’t start a fight, she’d finish one. Uses she/her.