#wizards are the pastry chefs of the magical world. like. they are chocolate guy and his team.
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Goddammit. My table is going to be insufferable about wizard being number 2.
Edit: never mind lol.
I was expecting anything but not Bard
#‘oh you’re a paladin? of course you are. but like you’d always multiclass into b—IS THAT A WIZARD YOU GIANT NERD?!’#to be clear. there is absolutely nothing wrong with wizards. they are cool. but I would make a Terrible wizard.#wizards are the pastry chefs of the magical world. like. they are chocolate guy and his team.#sorcerers are the ones who you could lock in a mostly empty kitchen and have them throw together something fantastical.#druids are what happens when you give Alexis Nicole. the absolute icon of a forager. magical powers.#and then you get my half caster ass.#like. my skill set is specifically. ‘make it delicious and accessible to 14 incompatible disabilities without using a recipe.’#THAT IS PALADIN BS OK?? I WOULD NOT MAKE A GOOD WIZARD MULTICLASS. I WOULD PISS OFF EVERYONE BY REFUSING TO USE FIREBALL BC IT WOULD BE IRRE#oh wait.#never mind. I think I a would actually make a fun wizard.#maybe that’ll be my next character.
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