#wizardbetty

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one cannot be picky in the apocalypse simon (she found him something else)

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and while giving a museum tour, simon experiences an Uh Oh

baby reveal!!

she has albinism!

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Does Betty ever do that thing where you lift your partner’s baby bump up to see how heavy it is. But in doing so it relives pressure and the baby carrying parent is like… your not going anywhere. Your new job is to hold the baby up, this feels amazing.

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg this is really funny bc i had just laid out the sketch and gone to bed for this when you asked, but yes she has! she wasn't prepared for all that weight in her hands. poor simon! but simon basically melted into her arms, because he's been standing and doing museum tours with all that baby pulling on him and the pressure being gone is amazing. he got so used to it he sort of forgot what it was like to. not.

simon wouldn't stop betty from leaving, but she would deffo be able to tell he really enjoyed it, so she does it for him often, especially after work.

and ofc, baby 2 is still running a marathon in there.

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where morri was a pretty still baby, baby 2 is a little acrobat

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Mayhaps we see some more of Wizardbetty AU Simon? :D

not sure if this is what u meant but

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OMG ROUND 2!!!!! HAHAHAHA POOR SIMON!

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it was definitely a shocker!! his back may be aching and it's kind of difficult to be giving tours of the museum but he's pretty happy to be giving wizard betty a(nother) kiddo and morri a little sibling!

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I think your content is wonderful! It's so wholesome, funny and angsty all at once in the best ways possible. Just wanted to spread some nice love in my ask! ^_^

Does Morrigan talk to any of their little siblings when they're in the womb? For example telling them about some butterflies they saw or just reminding them that they have the most radical big sibs (them and Marcy) ever. I'm not sure how you interpret this, but I like to imagine Morrigan as a very loving big-brother in the universes where he has little siblings. :D

thank you nonnie <3 this is a longer post about morri being a big sibling in multiple aus.

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morri talks a LOT to their siblings in the womb, especially golbaby morris, who remember how painfully boring it was sometimes to hear everyone talking around them and not being able to join in. (wizardbetty's morri has... no concept of normal babies not having their level of consciousness.) different morris have different flavors of big-sibling energy.

golbaby morris that get a sibling early on (wizardbetty) are initially concerned and a bit jealous, especially when simon can't carry them anymore and his belly gets in the way of them sitting on his lap. (they threw a little fit when simon first told them he couldn't carry them anymore until after the baby came) with ophelia especially (simon was always talking about how she would never stop moving) lil' morri would put their hands on his tummy and be like "not so hard, baby" because they remember simon telling them that when they would kick him. (side note, simon loves his golbspawn so much even if they bite him)

they're enamored by their tiny baby siblings, think they're stupid (wdym they don't have object permanence) and tries hard to "teach" literal 6 month olds how to read. gets cranky and wants attention when they feel their sibling is getting too much, but also gets fiercely protective of their "dummy" siblings, trying to prevent them from doing dumb things from experience "don't eat that stick, becca, it tastes like butt". as a teen they tend to be a little bit of a menace to their little siblings (who isn't?) but would still kill and die for them.

golbaby morris that get a sibling later on (plainvanilla) are absolutely STOKED to have a sibling, morrigan has always wanted one. much like early sibling morris, they make a point to talk to their unborn siblings often because of their own experience, but with a lot of added enthusiasm. entity pregnancies take longer than human ones, so they'd also be impatient ("girl, you are taking fivever. come out already") they also give me the vibe to poke their siblings back when they kick, partially to bug them but also to interact with them.

older morri's much more of a protective sibling than their younger variants, but with fellow golbspawn siblings morri at least is able to better relate to their baby sisters and brother. they are still the type to teach a 6 month old to read.

normal morris that get a sibling early on (vamparents, candyworld) are just 4 years old when they get their first sibling, and are very confused by their dad's bump (and extremely curious). these morris probably talk the least to their unborn siblings, but still do in part because of their parent's encouragement, mostly just "hi baby" or telling them about what they had for dinner. (vamp morri in particular was sooo excited to see ophelia, simon shared the enthusiasm to meet her but mostly because she was treating him like a punching bag)

(it took sour taffy five months, but they finally figured out what baby meant and where it was!)

vamp morri, when they're older, is much more laidback and totally does their siblings' homework for them, while sour taffy is more likely to just talk their ears off and braid their hair.

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Seeing your last post of Simon and his family sleeping is so heartwarming because I just remember the first episode of F&C where Simon is insomniac and uncomfortable in his single bed looking unhappy and then we have him cuddled between his two redheads (and keeping his new baby safe on his belly) (he is still uncomfortable k hahaha) (but he is not unhappy anymore)

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oh i love that comparison 🥺 he is very happy! usually he's first out of bed but he spends extra time resting before work while he's pregnant with wizardbetty's kiddo(s). so she usually makes him breakfast in bed so he can stay in bed a little longer.

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Why does Morri seem so put off by their upcoming little sibling? :0

because morri can sense their presence! morri is extremely sensitive to the presence of magic or cosmic energy and their signatures.

before simon and betty even realize he's pregnant, morri can tell, suddenly, their dad's energy signature is different, and they don't like that it's different.

they don't realize there's a baby in there, they just can tell when he holds them that the source of the difference is located exclusively in simon's middle.

in fact, they're so put off by the strangeness (especially when simon started feeling sick) that there were multiple times when they'd crawl out of bed and into their parents room to poke simon's stomach and try to inspect the energy closer.

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Long time “listener”, first time “caller” lol :)

Did any if the simons that are with a betty ever get insecure or embarrassed of his body around her? I cant imagine a male, especially simon, would be feeling very confident in that situation. Hell, lots of afabs dont feel very confident in that situation.

I hope you feel better!♥️

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glad to have you here! they all absolutely do. even wizardbetty au simon (especially while pregnant), though he kept very well covered up around betty. he felt absolutely ridiculous waddling around behind someone like betty, who was so.. capable. slowly not being able to keep up with her made him so embarassed, plus seeing what morri was doing to his body made him even more so.

another special mention is vampire simon, who has second thoughts, like.. every single day. the way the pregnancy changes his body and alters his moods.. betty's so important and gorgeous and smart, and she keeps going on day runs to get him sweets... and he looks like this. but betty knows her hubby is second guessing himself, even if he keeps those thoughts private, and is always reassuring him or showing him she still loves him and is very excited for their baby.

even if she just woke up.

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THATS SO HILARIOUS TO THINN BOUT LMAO imagine simon looking for morri to fed him his bottle or baby food and be like

simon: how weird... Betty have you seen Morri? I'm starting to get worried.

betty: oh idk man I haven't seen them since morning and I have just been there (she is laying on the couch)

simon: help me look for them pls

betty: k. (she gets up and morri was squished under her like this ":P")

mans WOULD have had a heart attack

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I WANNA SEE WIZARD BETTY AND SIMONS FIRST LIKE ACTUAL SMOOCH

ok!

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What went with apocalypse betty directly after simons death? IM HUNGRY FOR LORE ON THIS AU

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Pretty please more apocalypse au stuff :3

ok!

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simon sings to betty. especially now, to help her feel better.

the song

somewhere in the past.

simon just sings ok. hes a musical man. look at him