#with starwipes!

[tamedstray]

At some point a relationship page / tag won't be enough. I need to make PowerPoint presentations. This is a threat.

[coreichor]

small dump teehee

[girlspecimen]

i seriously miss her so fucking bad

[apollogies-all]

my additions to the cause o7 joker is the one in the ash outfit with that latias kaito because i love taking a good bit TO THE MOON.

This started as a crackship, but thanks to Persona 5 Twitter roleplay friends, it isn't a joke anymore. With this fanart I hereby start the #jokid ship...

[goblin-hours-oclock]

whenever micheal distortion enters a room i always imagine him appearing with a bad powerpoint transition effect. he unfolds from a 2d paper crane or is revealed from behind a nonexistent set of curtains or is starwiped into existence in the middle of a room

[melodymelancholyart]

StarWipe (Ian) is given his nine lives and is the new leader of Smosh clan!✨

Ian and Courtney warrior cat designs are by @furry-jackson

[lndslorepuzzler]

Anecdote: Land of Lost

01: High Alert: At Dri-Lar-404, Feathers Star, the Captain and Deputy of a ship have to move through several checkpoints to bring gifts for the Overlord's birthday, due to the sighting of one Qin Che, the "most wanted criminal in Philos's history. The only (person) to ever escape the space-time prison." The Deputy notes they're not at Philos, so he won't be a big deal. He is immediately proven wrong as Qin Che removes their guns with his Evol and proceeds to 'encourage' them through the next set of checkpoints, though the Deputy has no sense and tells Qin Che he's walking into a trap. Qin Che points out "that depends on whether or not his trap can handle the weight of a spaceship." He proceeds to puppet the two men--who die in the process--into forcing the ship to fall through the atmosphere.

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02: Absolute Suppression: In the armory, hidden in the depths of the Overlord's fortress, the Overlord attempts to calm himself by reminding himself of past victories, even as chaos erupts outside the door. A black-red mist wraps around and drags the overlord towards the door, and it opens with his confirmed biometric data. Qin Che walks in like he owns the place, and the Overlord immediately begins to attempt bargaining. When asked what he wants, Qin Che's right eye glows, and he says, "What I want is the whole planet. Is that okay?" The Overlord says yes.*1

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03: Mysterious Visitor: A change in the Overlord's behavior has been noted by people, but they don't question it, given his well known greed. There are rumors he's "tied up with a mystery guest." Which he is. He plays chess with Qin Che, held to his throne by Qin Che's Evol. He offers some kind of animal (located in the artificial garden just outside) to Qin Che, who tells him "A cage is no place for beasts."*2 At the banquet, Qin Che pulls a 'Masque of the Red Death,' closing all the doors and windows, locking the attendees inside. He proceeds to terrorize the Overlord and his guests: he's blown up the armory with a candle, 'happy birthday,' and "The Overlord's life is a storage's worth of treasures from 100 ships. Anyone who brings less might not taste the birthday cake today."

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04: Out of Reach: Smash cut to Myer, an Enforcer whose dream is to arrest Qin Che. His boss told him, "it's good to dream." At the capital of Philos, Qin Che moved through traps and Enforcers like he owned the place. The crimes he commits across the galaxies "somehow never affect the space citizens' lives. Many have become legends, in fact." There's word of Qin Che being spotted near Feathers Star, but no one is keen on pursuing the issue. So Myer goes by himself. All ships in the port are declared to be under martial law by the Overlord's say.

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05: Judgement of Fate: Starwipe back to Qin Che, who has been using a lot of power for a long time, though "an invisible tether within him holds him back from tapping into more power," and no one seems to notice. At Qin Che's suggestion, one of the High Lords offers information on another, and a whole lot of betraying happens, none of which Qin Che really cares about. He fiddles with a brooch until someone mentions the Aether Core. The Overlord has the "Eye of Aether" stashed away in a vault elsewhere.

"He relishes those absurd yet enthralling twists of fate, just like now, when the elusive echo in the cosmic void he's relentlessly pursued unveils itself unexpectedly... Whenever the stars align perfectly, Qin Che finds himself entertaining thoughts of destiny."

Qin Che shoots out the glass between the banquet hall and the artificial garden. He lets the beasts have their way with the Overlord and High Lords, and leaves. The night of carnage at Feathers Star is called the 'Night of Blood' by the Enforcers, when all the tyrants were murdered by the beasts, and several hundred ships disappeared into the horizon. Myers announces that Qin Che did it, using the holographically reproduced brooch as evidence, though the other Enforcers point out the metal used to make the brooch is centuries old and been use in countless artifacts. They are also skeptical that a single person could loot an entire planet.

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06: Journey Begins: In a spaceship. Qin Che listens to classical music and drinks coffee. He also gets a communication that all the treasures he took from Feathers Star were reclassified and returned to their rightful owners. After confirming the other party got paid, Qin Che warns him that he'd best quit while he's ahead, because he's not going to be sharing whatever it is. On a huge map of the interstellar galaxies, the little orb he's been watching breaks apart, then comes back together in a different location. The map zooms into a location, and Qin Che directs the ship's AI to find a suitable place (presumably to land.) The AI finds a place: "The area is currently experiencing substantial protofield disturbances, creating a massive vortex of magnetic fields. This twists and refracts light, rendering direct entry impossible. It is forever shrouded in darkness." The ship switches to autopilot, and off they go.

A man attempts to mug Qin Che; it's the thirteenth time, so clearly he's "not blending in." He obtains the information he needs about "fashion" from a local. The section ends with, "The N109 Zone is about to meet its new ruler."

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*1, The indication here is that Qin Che is using his Evol to force/coerce this behavior, and the rest of the anecdote confirms that. *2, It's amazing how often Qin Che says things like this, actually. It's more than I thought.

I'm not sure of when exactly this event is meant to take place, though between this and the dialogue in Long Awaited Revelry: Breakthrough we can infer that Qin Che must have arrived during/after the Chronorift Catastrophe, given that N109 was already a disaster area. Maybe. He seems to know how it became like that.

[jupapom]

Une gameuse dans sa bulle - Starwip- 2024 [ Friend OCs ]

Illustration digital réalisé avec Medibang Paint Pro.

[agentstovring]

💙Smoshblr December Asks Day 16💛

Which 3 smosh-related clothing items would you like to own yourself? (this can be anything ranging from merch, costumes or just regular clothes the cast has worn in vids)

Bonus: Are there any cast/crew members that closely match what you regularly wear anyways?

Oh, this is very good, I'm even gonna put pictures.

This fucking shirt:

Literally the first thing I thought of when I read the question. In general, Shayne should thank his lucky stars that I don't have access to his closet, because I would steal all his patterned polos.

This Courtney fit from the Girls Are Gross music video:

Truly an iconic look.

The 'Overthink Everything' Let's Do This sweatshirt in charcoal:

Let's Do This was taken from us too soon, and the best merch Smosh has ever made disappeared from the store. The starwipe on the sleeve really makes it.

(My current personal style is probably closest to Angela with occasional Shayne or Courtney moments; but my style icon will always be Sarah Whittle 💛)

Thank you for asking!

[tame-a-messenger]

💙Smoshblr December Asks Day 16💛

Which 3 smosh-related clothing items would you like to own yourself? (this can be anything ranging from merch, costumes or just regular clothes the cast has worn in vids)

Bonus: Are there any cast/crew members that closely match what you regularly wear anyways?

Most of the things Courtney wears! (I really like her satin(?) skirts! (The shiny pink one is TO DIE FOR)

All of the BAF:Legacy clothes

The red and white sweater Angela wore in (this) Anomia video!

Me and Angela have the same body type and the same style! I wear a lot of sweaters and non-tight pants so most of the stuff she wears I wear too! I love her style

Honorable mentions-

Starwipe sweater

“Friendship always wins” Smosh merch

Hoo Hoo beanie

[planetrhine-moved]

I really liked ur imperial ocs!! Menthol with Too Cool?

I didn't expect anyone still lurking around this blog haha

I'm glad you do!! Here is menthol is holding it together. He really is trying

(If you want to send more suggestions, please send them to my main @starwiped!)

[ethtyn]

the starwipe transition is back, god bless the starwipe

[polished-blackstone-brick-wall]

cooking with etho AND starwipe??alright...

[raulsparza]

Renfield (2023) starwipe my beloved

[planetrhine]

I'll do any of my ocs or characters from any fandoms I post on @starwiped !

DO NOT SEND ASKS OF THIS TO THE OP BECAUSE I WILL NOT DO THEM

SEND ME A CHARACTER + EMOTION/COLOR PALETTE (OR BOTH)

feel free to reblog and use them yourself :)

[mango-ramune]

Luxa 🎠 20s 💈he/it

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