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sanct1f1ed · 3 months ago
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favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done
stanley:
drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack
had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser
gave mabel a grappling hook
failed to steal an animatronic badger
chewed his way out of the trunk of a car
punched at least three bald eagles
is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser
committed premeditated murder on a llama
faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune
took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune
has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob
stanford:
pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board
directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980
gave mabel a crossbow
got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood
owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case
"accidentally" set a hawk on fire
has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head
wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth
is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting
is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics
can see shrimp colors
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blueskittlesart · 1 month ago
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may have spent slightly too long in eow link's house today. im obsessed with him
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kiisaes · 2 months ago
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take aim! ❤️💥🔫
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jakeperalta · 1 year ago
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letting celebrities think they can and should "use their platform" to speak on all current events and political issues regardless of how educated they are on them was a grave mistake
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vinnie-cha · 2 years ago
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It hasn’t even been a week yet inspo: x
Instagram | Twitter | Etsy | Shop | Ko-fi
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coffebits · 6 months ago
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Princess bride AU✨
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eleanorgrootch · 8 months ago
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🍃 “Oh, Link…I’m home!” 🍃
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joshuamj · 5 months ago
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Its almost time for something new..!
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kinascum · 6 months ago
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Matt Sturniolo P Links !
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he loooves his mommy
mr munch back at it again
"its my turn to make you feel good now"
high n naked makeout sesh
matt x subby!gf
mommy had a long day, help her
"you need to behave."
"trust me, I can fuck you better than my idiot brother"
"shh baby go back to sleep"
good girl
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lmk if I should make a pt2 or a Chris version !
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ghelullu · 4 months ago
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Orlando, 02.11.2016 - Video by Phil Lutz
Papa is handed a painting of himself by someone in the audience and proudly displays it on stage for the rest of the ritual.
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themortaldraw · 4 months ago
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it's fine
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the-phantom-peach · 9 months ago
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skyward sword… yeah <3
Crimson Loftwing
↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺
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charbies · 1 month ago
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linktober day 14 - fairy
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thecindercrow · 1 year ago
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Lackadaisy season 1 teaser
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theegh0st · 1 month ago
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HORROR WARNING
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weirdmageddon · 1 year ago
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hey check this out
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