#with eustace winner youre like [john mulaney voice] This Might As Well Happen
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you get it perfectly. like this is my exact take on each and every name. HEAVY on the eustace thing btw like hey dont call him useless ,, :(
everyone called Nicole being named Tabitha/Tabby Lloyd. like that one was very very obvious but that's typical Ace Attorney witness shit. that's perfectly fine. Fifi Leguarde works. i can see why you can look at Patricia and go "that's a Fifi right there". Bodhidharma Kanis is pretty cool i won't lie. Eddie Fender is another typical Ace Attorney pun name but i think me and other people were mostly upset by giving such a major character that we're mostly meant to take seriously that sort of name. it's like if Maya was named Spira Chanelur. Verity Gavélle is also pretty cool. Simeon Saint is also fine, not what i would've gone with but it's fine. i get the thought process. and Eustace Winner and Bronco Knight is truly just such a fucking disservice to both of them. have they not already suffered enough
#and also hes too jarringly relatable for me (and probably for many) to be named fucking eustace winner#like fuck. doesnt even carry the same seriousness#sebastian > eustace in terms of fanciness#and debeste > winner in terms of fanciness and inherent expectations#with sebastian debeste you truly honest to god feel for him when hes struggling and so obviously out of his depth (by no fault of his own!)#with eustace winner youre like [john mulaney voice] This Might As Well Happen#can you tell i like sebastian debeste#official aai2 tl#aai2 localized names#aai2#aai collection#prosecutors gambit#prosecutors path#sebastian debeste#eustace winner#yumihiko ichiyanagi#horace knightley#bronco knight#and like dont get me started on excelsius / blaise . (related to debeste rant)#dont even fucking get me started.#you named the mf who emotionally and mentally (and probably(?) physically) abused his kid... EXCELSIUS???#fuck dude like thanks for keeping w/ the fire pun theme!! and thanks for the little flair of the success pun in his name!#but that is a contender for worst father of the year and he is named excelsius. please Consider#uhhh something fucking else#!!#okayayayay thats all ☆〜(ゝω ∂)
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