#with each new and improved mental breakdown after Not Catching Obi Wan AGAIN he adds another force-sensitive to his party
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#star wars#oh oh oh but#freshly broken free cody goes looking for obi-wan and follows the rumours of a secretive loner#around whom some really weird things happen almost as of by some mysterious invisible power#and it makes sense#obi-wan has always felt too much (too much responsibility too much love too much guilt) if you knew to look beyond his self-control#and tatooine is where he met skywalker whom obi-wan raised and loved and likely still can't let go despite what's become of him#so cody goes to tatooine and chases leads and snoops and sneaks and finally finally it pays off and he's face to face with---#not his jedi#imagine you are one of the other non-obi-wan jedi hiding out on tatooine#you get tracked down by a kriffing purge trooper oh shit oh shit this is it they've found you you're done#and as you prepare for your final stand#the purge trooper - the embodiment of your nightmares - the unfeeling killer - just.#falls to his knees and apart at the sight of you#because apparently you weren't whom he was looking for and by being you you have dashed his desperate hope that his jedi managed to survive#but he's not he's gone and *he* killed him
THIS!!!
Obi-Wan, Nari (Obi-Owan Kenobi TV show), Jay (Visions) and A'Sharad Hett (legends comics) are all jedi that end up on Tatooine after order 66. That might not seem like a lot, but there were only 10,000 jedi before order 66, and probably only a few hundred after it. Also there are about 3.2 billion systems in the galaxy. This means Tatooine was probably the most common jedi hiding spot.
#bc cue lights cue camera cue hilarious buddy-cop movie where Cody fucks off to Tatooine and finds every single force sensitive Except#the one he's actually looking for#Nari - bashed into him whilst running away from Inquisitors (nice chap tho - helped him up afterward)#Jay - concert at the Mos Espa arena (good kid - reminded him of another jedi who could sing)#A'Sharad Hett - pulled Cody halfway through the Dune Sea to save him after his ship crashed (the weeks of delirious misnaming made the mix#up a little more embarrassing than sad (but only a little)#Cody ends up catching tatooine force-sensitives like fucking pokemon bc they hear his sob story and can't help helping him#with each new and improved mental breakdown after Not Catching Obi Wan AGAIN he adds another force-sensitive to his party#“sorry but your General is in another sandy shithole” type beat#but it's dangerous to go alone! take this! (a force sensitive has joined your party)#Luke is the final boss with twice the 'get sidetracked bitch' slots bc Holy Shit He's A Skywalker#eventually tho it's “Achievement Unlocked: The Chosen One ('s kid)”#they do find Obi-wan tho I'm incapable of writing this story without that happy ending#he gets the best shock of his life when a gaggle of jedi plus the galaxy's most stubborn clone pull up in the ass end of the Wastes#but hey more playmates for Luke + Nari doesn't get turned into Tatooine's worst Christmas decoration and Darth Krayt doesn't happen#happy days all round (except for the rest of everything ever as a whole)
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