#with a little help from iqg ofc

[clarissaweasley-10]

Some TIG/TGG Incorrect Quotes cuz l'm bored (enjoyy :D)

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Grayson: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.

Lyra : I will politely decline.

Avery: All the snacks are gone Jameson: I am literally right here?

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Savannah: Preferably with scissors but a sword would be badass

Savannah: Don't worry I have a permit Rohan: This just says "I can do what I want" Gigi : Are you listening to me? Grayson: nods Gigi : What did I just say? Grayson: nods Gigi : …

Lyra: BE A BETTER PERSON! Grayson: WHY?! Lyra: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

Jameson falls over Nash: Jameson! Are you alright? Jameson: Is that you, God? Nash: What? Jameson: It's just, you sound a lot more like Nash than I expected.

Jameson: You need to be more careful! Grayson, who was dragged into Jameson's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

Grayson: My back hurts. Xander, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

Xander: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Nash, used to Xander being dumb: Sure… Xander: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Nash: Okay? Xander: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Nash: Xander: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Nash: Jesus, that one is a little- Jameson, interested: No, no, Xander, keep going.

Avery: Who's in charge here? Jameson, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Avery : Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Jameson: A. Bone. Coming.out of the skin is very bad.