#wishyskeleton

[splattales]

wishyskeleton replied to your post “Sorry kids, I had to finish work before I could take part in the...”

... 'Hello?'

“YOU CAN WRITE-- sorryIdon’tmeantoyell-- okay, uh, so I do mean to yell, you’re kin’na freakin’ me out by existing. Unless you’re wearin’ a reeeeaaaallly good costume...” Pansy warbles, taking a few cautious steps back. 

[manysquidsandoctos]

Got this pic of Sergio and Penelope chatting :3

[captainatarime]

Atarime: "Oh? A skeleton :3!"

[sunshinelulusplatoon]

“Yeah. That bike was given to me but Lutarna keeps taking it. Seems someone has found a new love for racing,” Lulu huffed.

“It’s thrilling,” Lutarna replied, “And it’s better transport than just walking everywhere.”

[wishyskeleton]

... ‘Hello?’

‘This online server hasn’t been touched by anyone in years. Who are you?’

... ‘Wishyskeleton, apparently.’

‘Uh. How did you establish a WiFi connection Wishy?’

‘I just did.’

‘... It would be nice if people could just ‘do’ WiFi connection :\’

‘If the online server hasn’t been touched by anyone, why is there a lot of people active on the internet here?’

‘It’s connected to other worlds Wishy. I’ve browsed for more than a couple years out of curiosity and realized no one else homeside has figured online out, at least no one visible. On top of that, the old world left a lot of bots on this internet.’

‘I thought you were a bot. So there’s still bots after thousands of years?’

‘Yes. Haha.’

‘lol’

‘lol... What are you even using the internet and chatbox for?’

‘Neopets. Kids sites. Kids labtop.’

‘Oh. I’ve had this computer used by children before. I should walk you through deleting chat logs.’

‘Thanks’

‘... Would you mind keeping in touch also? Having a pen-pal from the same world would be nice.’

‘Ok. Just don’t send any messages until I do.’

[splattales]

Examine!: Squidbeak Splatoon

>Examine Squidbeaks

You examine the NEW Squidbeak Splatoon, of which you are an honorary member. It’s unusual to see them all in one place like this, so you take it in while you can.

Before you are Agents 1, 2, 3 and 4, as well as kindly old Captain Cuttlefish.

If you want an in-depth description, you’re going to have to be more specific.

>Examine Cuttlefish

The cuddly old cephalopod is fast asleep in his chair. You’re convinced no sound in the world could rouse him, as Agent 1 and 3’s shrieking bouts of laughter barely cause him to stir.

He deserves a good rest. Perhaps now that you’re part of the splatoon, he’ll stop worrying so much about the ‘octarian threat’. You know he can’t really feel that way about your species, or he wouldn’t have helped you out in the first place.

It must take time to undo the damage of war. Sleep well, Capn.

>Examine Molly

Agent 3, your hero. She saved your life back in Deepsea, as well as unintentionally threatening it, but she doesn’t look very heroic or cool right now. 

Her smallness and dumpiness are obvious when not engaged in 1-to-1 combat.

It doesn’t help that Agent 1 is encouraging her to stuff as many marshmallows in her mouth as physically possible.

At least they seem to be having a good time.

>Examine Agent 1

Callie Cuttlefish. As one of the cover artists for the Calamari Inkantation, you feel like you should know more about her. After willingly having your memories removed, however, remembering things isn’t your strong suit.

Callie seems to have a penchant for doing impulsive and potentially dangerous things ‘for fun’.

Case in point: she’s presently hollering some sort of chant, and is ripping open a second bag of marshmallows to shove in Agent 3’s (already full) mouth.

>Examine Finn

Molly’s best friend. His actions tend to be a lot more level-headed than 3’s, but he seems to like you just as much.

You can’t hear him from where you are, but you’re pretty sure he’s trying to flirt with Agent 2. 

…Unfortunately, Finn doesn’t know the first thing about flirting. It’s embarrassing to watch, even from this distance.

>Examine Agent 2

Marie Cuttlefish. You remember even less about her than you do about Callie, and you aren’t sure if she likes you or not.

Marie keeps looking this way and pursing her lips, like she’s trying to read your mind. You wish she’d just say what it is she’s thinking. 

Or, you would, if wishing that didn’t make you a huge hypocrite.

Agent 2 is otherwise occupied watching the other agents, making sure nobody hurts themselves. Any attempt Agent 4 makes to engage her in conversation is met with one-liners and an amused smirk.

[splattales]

Garnet annnd Currant

Garnet— spoil your favourite movie/book/whatever without telling us what it is

So it turns out he didn’t actually love his previous wife, and he was the one who murdered her. She wasn’t pregnant, either. That was a lie. 

This is extremely relieving news to the protagonist, and as it happens, this wasn’t actually a love story. Kinda weird. 

Then the house burns down ‘cause that one guy was pretty mad about the whole thing, and so he told that one mean old lady. Not sure if she died in the house with the fire, I forget that part. 

Currant— what bands/artists would you recommend atm?

Uh, maybe this is surprising, but I’m not actually a huge music stan. That’s not to say I don’t LIKE music, I just I don’t get many favourite bands or artists because I listen to a little bit of everything. 

My all-time favourites, however – as in ‘I would probably like just about anything they put out’, not that I know a huge amount about them – are the Kaiser Chiefs and Caravan Palace. 

[splattales]

“Sorry kids, I had to finish work before I could take part in the splatfes--”

“...”

“Is that a coddamn living skeleton just tippy-tappin’ around.”

[manysquidsandoctos]

Examine!: Emmy?

Emmy

The Sassy Squid child. What else is there to even say? If you’re her friend, she’ll help you out in whatever way she can. If not, expect an ass-kicking. Did I mention it’s sometimes impossible to deal with her? Why do you want this piece of Low-Tier trash? Find a better character. Also she slaps at Turf War and music but why would that be important?

[manysquidsandoctos]

“So it’s true.....the spooky times are truly upon us. Welcome, very friendly looking skeleton.” Emmy greeted.

[captainatarime]

Atarime: ":O!!! I love these chocolates!!! Thank you :3!!!"

[manysquidsandoctos]

"Trick" (bc he can't cooook)

Pris is handed the chicken. She looked at Sergi with a bit of confusion. “Uhhhhhhhh.........thank you, I guess.” She shrugged. “I mean, that solves dinner, I appreciate the gift.”

But what even was a chicken?