#wishmaker-astra

[liepardprint]

In the best possible way:

Please please learn to code in HTML. Even if I end up hating it, I really want to see what sort of Neocities site you'd make.

ooooo ur so RIGHT!!!!!! :3 i SOOOO should!!!! i wud get 2 hav a place 4 all mah blinkies >.<

[ghostgirlcara]

Uh. Do I count as immortal if my death is in the past? It's not like I can die again, you know?

Are there any other (potential) immortals out there on rotomblr. Show yourself. Can't be the only one in the multiverse, haha!! But even if I was that would be really fucking joyous and cool wouldn't it. That would be so fun (^_^)

[subjectively-incorrect]

It's occurred to me that other people may want to make sense of my tagging system. So here's a guide.

Basic tags:

#ask and ye shall receive: An ask of mine, answered.

#hint: Information (usually about me) can be indirectly gleaned from this post.

#i see you: A "vague-post" about me.

#information gained: An ask directly giving me information on an individual.

#investigation request: An ask directing me to an individual to investigate.

#pre investigation: A post regarding an individual I have not yet investigated in any detail. This does not mean I ever will investigate this person.

#show yourself: "Anon hate".

#veritas revelatur: I am satisfied (for the time being) with the results of the investigation.

Individuals

Each person I investigate (and some I only interact with on surface level) will be given a codename. Posts regarding them will have that codename as a tag.

#The Baron: @real-team-luster

#The Chosen: @aura-acolyte

#The Dog: @thatfailedpokemontrainer

#The Fox: @a-nickits-den

#The Gaul: @battle-subway-ghost

#The Hummingbird: @subjectively-incorrect

#The Hunter: @lumenflowered

#The Hybrid: @goldenrodchef

#The Lamb: @keoke03

#The Lunar: @bleeding-crescent

#The Rat King: @prof-snakewood

#The Revenant: @ariadosanon

#The Showman: Z on @jaimemes (posts viewable here)

#The Snake: @subzeroiceshard

#The Star: @wishmaker-astra

#The Surrogate: @prof-polaris

#The Tormented: @j0ht0-gh0sthunt3r

Projects

Investigations will take on a project name. These may refer to "projects" by other users.

#project: morelia viridis: Beedrill's project revealing information on himself, Sprite, and Kuro. Also the source of the codenames for those individuals.

#project: cognatus spiritus: Personal investigation into the user known as Z (posts viewable here).

#project: lenta caritate: Investigation into Blake's supposed assault of an ex-lover over a failed Pokemon trade.

#project: stultus aurum: Investigation into the possible unethical practices of Team Luster and its leader Darren Scintiller.

[may-maple-blog]

oh, hey. i was going through my camera roll and realized i forgot to post this.

getting to hang out with @wishmaker-astra for a week was really fun. i'm glad she's home safe now, but i do miss getting hugged...

[nuggetanon]

You're like a reverse version of @wishmaker-astra almost. Amusing seeing both of you talk about Sidon.

Hmm... who is that?

[psyonicscream]

Why does this keep happening why do I never reach my target audience

One thing I like about this hellsite is that everyone also has a terrible day like me

[throwaway-art]

using a nonsense side acc bc im too anxious to post this on main but this interaction between @water-pokemon-appreciator and @wishmaker-astra has been stuck in my head for days so i doodled it

[4ster-bl4ster]

Hey mod >////<

So thinking of angst asks for later…who are the people aster considers closest to himself 👀👀👀

//ooc post

Hii anon! I'm not doing angst asks rn, since i usually keep this blog low-stakes (unless someone planned it with me beforehand). So I've taken the liberty to completely derail this post into a short list of muses Aster has a positive opinion of or whatever

Blogs I run:

Evian ( @evo-lutioneternal )

Lucien ( @platinumwarden )

☆

Blogs I don't run:

Go follow these blogs!! They're all super cool and you should support them

Ninten ( @bb-baker )

Anthony, Raymond, and Rora of ( @alolaveralabs )

Blake ( @pinkhairandpokemon )

Skyfire ( @skyfire-the-pokemon-biologist )

Dusk ( @time-travel-trio )

Astra ( @wishmaker-astra )

Harte ( @harteofthehart-ayyy )

If I pinged you and you want me to delete the ping lmk o7

Edit: I FUCKING FORGOT HARTE LIKE A DUMBASS I'M SORRYYYYY

[fenthepokestudent]

the experts agree: greninja is gay

I saw someone saying Inteleon is Greninja for gay people.... Is this true?

while i am not an inteleon fan myself (i kind of lost the taste for it when i learned Fib didn’t want to evolve) i can say this is absolutely true

i think greninja should also be for gay people though

[tobias-the-legend]

Any blogs you follow that you really like?

(OOC: I seriously can't tell if this is an in character ask or an OOC ask, so I'll just answer OOC. I like browsing the Rotomblr tag more often than browsing specific blogs on a day to day basis, but the most notable pair of blogs I can think of is Astra ( @wishmaker-astra ) and Mare ( @aura-acolyte ). Well, specifically their reblog chains. Fun to read!)

(Another blog I'd like to mention is Clay ( @pokemonranch )! Lovely artwork as well as fun adoption events! I was lucky enough to be able to adopt one of them, being Navy, the little Absol/Oshawott hybrid!)

(Another artist to highlight is Tannuki ( @tannuki-in-training )! Their art incorporating real life pictures is beautiful and I especially loved the Tobias, Darkrai and Latios piece they did!)

(The Cristalin region ( @cristalin-league-official ) was REALLY enjoyable to read about whilst developing the bond between Zeph and Tobias, the regional concept was one I never really considered before!)

(Can't forget Sylvan ( @cherrytree-irl / @rotomblr-island ) and Sidon ( @water-pokemon-appreciator )! The bone/boneless orphan threads.)

(If I were to go through EVERY blog I enjoy, it'd take me forever, so if yours is not here, take a treat. 🍦🍪🍬)

(One more note whilst I'm here: Augustine + Pierre ( @augustine-key ) and the Ferrum lot ( @gaia-channel ) are my other Rotomblr blogs! Since I'm mentioning so many blogs, I wanted to add this here.)

[absol-lutely]

As someone who’s resistant to poison and has healing moves and thus came out relatively unharmed when doing idiotic things, I present:

Astra’s pokemedicine guide!

Note that this guide is directed towards hybrids and other sentient nonhumans. Those who are -physically- human should avoid potions and revives like the plague, and should anticipate little effect from more natural solutions. Stick to ibuprofen.

Let’s start with the basic pokemart otc meds

Potions - do not drink them, spray them on your mon. Please. It is both very bad for you and also, I swear on the Wishmaker’s grace, it is the worst thing I have ever consumed in my life. Yes, I did try a potion once. In my defense, I was I think seven at the time and I thought it was grape soda. I learned immediately that it was not grape soda. All levels of potion apply to this one.

Revives - do not fucking bite them. Swallow them like a pill. It’s made for unconscious patients, there’s no reason you would be supposed to bite them. To be clear, you’ll be fine if you do, but if you’re anything like me then basically your entire mouth will go numb with all the medicines that you just released straight into it. Max revives are worse for this than normal ones, but both do this. Yes, I did this too, I was a challenging child.

Next, the less common products

Fresh water, etc. - do in fact drink this. Yes, it is spiked with meds, but not with anything that’ll hurt you, it’s mostly just painkillers. They’re more effective than straight potions purely because they don’t need to be absorbed through layers of skin/scales/feathers/fur and can make it to the bloodstream fairly quickly. Note: physically human readers won’t notice a difference between these and normal bottles of water. They won’t work on you, but they’re more expensive so you’re just wasting money if you drink these.

Bitter roots and related medicinal herbs - you will not like the bitter root. Your mon will not like the bitter root. You will not like wrestling your mon to make them swallow the bitter root. They suck. I personally make them into a horrific tea abomination because at least I can load it with sugar. Your preferred method may vary. Just make sure you ingest it in its entirety, basically anything else is fair game

Berry juice - while I’m wigged out by any straight from the shuckle, it really is just the fresh water category but fully natural. Nothing special here.

This is where I do not comment on what the ancient Hisuians did because while Snowpoint is full of old women who try to teach me, I do not have historical documentation to back up what were real medicines, what was folklore, and what is probably just dementia. As a general guide to what I’ve had stuffed in my mouth by assorted grannies: if you have Hisuian medicine, assume that it’ll taste somewhat like just eating slimy leaves but you’re definitely meant to eat it and it will do more than you think it will. If you have someone who tries to hype up their Hisuian medicine, though, that’s probably just random plants they’re trying to scam you with and it won’t do much.

Then, the berry guide

Obviously you will hate some berries. Natures do that.

Nothing’s going to hurt you, but if you use them wrong they might not do anything.

For the ones that lower the damage of attacks, I consistently see folks eat them after they get hit and they’re surprised when nothing happens. Eat them right beforehand. If you have a really bad type weakness (shoutout to Carbuncle who I had to mail far too many steel-reducing berries for his fairy/rock typing) then you can just kinda munch some throughout the day. To be clear, if you eat two, they’ll only lower the damage for any given attack as much as one berry would.

Healing berries do what they’re labeled as, no notes here

Tamato berries etc. are weird, I don’t understand effort values at all, but these won’t hurt you besides reducing those slightly

Anything that deals with stat boosts is way out of my realm of expertise, I run double team/protect/wish/flash and thus really really don’t deal with attack, defense, or speed for anything in particular.

Some berries only have documented effects on wild pokemon, how those would work with trainer mons is a question for your local professor (who probably also doesn’t know unless you live in certain versions of kanto specifically if reports are true)

Again, physically human readers will, upon eating a berry, experience the following effects: slight hunger decrease, slight vitamin increase, and tasting the flavor of the berry. Yes, those are just the effects of eating fruit in general. That’s because these don’t do anything special for those who are physically human.

(Physically human nonhumans, feel free to consume anything but the revives and potions as they’re processed so thoroughly you’d get yourself hurt. Anything else is fair game)

[unowner]

Hello rotomblr user unowner

Hello Rotomblr user Wishmaker-Astra

What is your question

[aeroblast-radius]

arc I wishhhh 😭

that would be badass but UNFORTUNATELY. I am confined to flesh and cannot live my metallic dreams

being short kinda sucks because damn my neck hurts

[pokemon-biology-and-more]

hello! I believe many of you may already know me, but just to be safe, I'll introduce myself anyways!

my name is Jacq and I'm the biology teacher at Naranja-Uva Academy! I use he/him pronouns.

I'd like to keep this blog fun, so I plan to keep it somewhat separate from my work life. and, to the students of the academy - don't worry, I won't tell Director Clavell how Rotumblr works.

I may want to keep this separate from my work, but please, if you have any questions or need advice, don't be afraid to ask! just know, again, Naranja-Uva students - this isn't a place to ask me about things related to class. I have office hours for a reason, please make use of them!

I am no longer answering asks making fun of my taste in men, especially related to Harte, nor insults directed at myself related to that, nor ANY insults to Harte.

below the cut is my tag system and other information

jaqc rambles - original posts

reblogs - reblogs!

answers - asks and submissions!

((oocmun - ooc/admin posts))

maybe eventually I'll add a list of my Pokemon here. and I'll add to the tag system as needed!

((Pelipper Mail : on

romantic interaction 100% okay and encouraged, just note that this guy is a little oblivious and might not notice flirting unless it's Very Direct

M!As : off

Union Circle : on

this man knows what the block and delete button is, similar to Astra, aka accidental-wishmaker. he will delete things that upset him, make him uncomfortable, etc.))

[curse-maniac]

hey @wishmaker-astra you're in college, right? Why are text books so expensive? Is there like a shortage?

[barbedwireheartz]

no wonder you had the time to be gay for once. /silly

HELLOOOOOO IM BEING FLIRTED WITH ON GLISCORD