#wiping ass

[inartinguidance]

The Republi-wills

Will teach you Republican

Send you to socialism places

They sent you to public school

Oxymoron

Your whole life growing up

In up bringing of Hazing

But that’s not ever brought up

Yea it is

And you are that it

Your parents roam freely by taxpayers

You so afraid of dark

Socialist program brought lights to the streets

It keeps ma & pa safe

And they teach

Politics to you

You are not better than those around you

Buy they doooooooooooo!

Tolerate UR being

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

Happy birthday Chilchuuuuuck

[stinkyboiii]

When they're sitting on your face after a long day just resting and doing some other stuff to relax, just sitting with your nose against their shithole or even better, your tounge in it, and they start to casually talk about how dirty their hole must be and why and describe to you very precisely everything they ate during the day, how gassy it made them and how they were holding it all in the whole day cause It's so nasty and what exacly is happening in their tummy, while all you can do is lay there, listen and blush and try not to whimper or do other embarrassing stuff, knowing they're about to start letting it out in no time.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[autumnmobile12]

I look at this and I remember the CNA class I took and I find myself asking, 'Setting aside for a moment the detrimental mental health effects of prolonged isolation and being denied sunlight, how is this maintained? How is he fed? Who is cleaning up after him? How are they observing basic hygiene?'

I speculate because this lives rent free in my head and actively disturbs me, and there is no good answer that gives Touya any sense of dignity in regards to quality of life. In short, I could really use a conclusive answer of whether he miraculously improved and didn't need this medieval-looking torture set-up or he died shortly after and didn't have to endure this for long. And since he doesn't appear in the epilogue, I guess we'll never know.

[saph-y]

Baby Tarnished first trauma 😌⚔️

[38across]

"The floor's disgusting." "Yeah, well, I already got a bunch of blood and puke on my shirt, so..."

[3liza]

a YouTuber just asked rhetorically, sardonically, if "Salvador Dali would be making NFTs if he were alive today" and the answer is emphatically yes. he would have loved that shit are you kidding

[nashvillethotchicken]

Louis de Pointe du lac will lightly jab at his partner or be kinda emotionally unavailable then his partner will do something to him that would warrant an actually enforced emergency protection order and some of you fans will say Louis deserved it for the jab or for the crime of being slightly not into it.

[sausage-rolll]

thinking long and hard about Godwyn and Fortissax's friendship like

>the dragons begin a war with the golden order

>Godwyn and Fortissax become “good friends” which brings an era of peace between the golden order and the dragons

>Godwyn goes on to begin the golden lineage with a completely unmentioned partner

>dragons are known to take the form of humans and even have relations with them, as seen with Vyke and Fortissax's sister Lanssax

>One of Godwyn’s many descendants is Godrick, who refers to the dragon in his arena as “kindred one”

>While Godwyn was the first demigod to fall during the night of the black knives, it’s implied that many others followed at the hands of the assassins. Due to the rest of the known descendants of Marika being alive, and no one else having a child pre-shattering it can be inferred that Godwyn's bloodline was specifically targeted for some reason. Since those are the only other demigods that existed at the time.

>Godwyn is assassinated and because him and Fortissax are such “Good friends” Fortissax proceeds to enter godwyns mind and spends decades, possibly centuries attempting to fight off the deathblight from within him, eventually succumbing to it themselves but still unwilling to abandon their “good friend” regardless.

[zomboivex]

Haha when I am sleep deprived I become funny

Sorry don’t fucking remember where I got the original thing from but I immediately went

This is Them™

Edit*

Thanks to dopamine-withdrawal!

[myuminji]

Someone asked from prev post if Vash gets 6 kisses in total for the donuts he ate so I'd like to expand further on the fact that ww will literally sit next to him with a box of donuts and wait for him to take one to kiss him everytime he did so

[azzibuckets]

so excited 😆

[stinkyboiii]

I had this fantasy for a while where two cute boys invite you to have a sleepover, you don't really know them that well but of course you agree. It starts off innocent and you don't realize what they're up to untill you're restrained to the bed, facing up. They pull a blanket over you and that's where their real sleepover starts. They both take off their pants, you feel their naked musky, sweaty butts pressing to your face as they begin to dutch-oven you. They're really chatty above the blanket, compliementing eachothers' farts, giggling and making out. They snack alot while watching movies and it just makes their farts so much worse, they either act like you're not there or tease you and play games, asking you if it smells nice or making you guess what they're eating at the moment based on their farts, saying that they'll let you go if you guess correctly (they won't).

By the time the night is over they managed to make some nice content with you as the main star and not to blackmail, but they'll see you next weekend, they have alot more stuff they wanna try on you~

[pingvin-king]

the duality of Ron is so fuckin funny. the man is very much ‘I’ll kill you and make it look like an accident’ and then in the same breath remind people that he raised Cale & changed his diapers lmao

[chiisomandi]

guys i love him

this diva is taking up all of my thoughts and sketchbooks… my draft had more stars and quotes but i felt it too overwhelming

[imtomiee]

Nahhh this is CRAZY fam ✋️🤨

I think it's an appropriate time to say this:

I WANNA FUCK ON YOU🤪 ALL NIGHTTTT-