#wip: strawberry milkshake directors cut

[gasps-inspanish]

Snippet From: Strawberry Milkshake - Directors Cut. A text chat that happens during the chapter that I can’t format how I want but oh well

The Losers + Cassie

SassyCassy: I FORGOT TO DO MY MATH HW SOME HELP

TimothyJacksonDrake: Ask cissie she probably did it

TimothyJacksonDrake: My name?

TimothyJacksonDrake: I will take back mod privileges

SassyCassy: shhhhhh

SassyCassy: ur no fun

SassyCassy: but like im havin a crisis so let’s get back to that

TimothyJacksonDrake: ofc mb

SassyCassy: WE TAKE DIFFERENT MATHS

SassyCassy: TIMMY PLS

TimothyJacksonDrake: srry I don’t have time to sit and do it

SassyCassy: NOOOOOO

FstrthnKon: ican help u :)

SassyCassy: YAY BART I LOVE YOU

FstrthnKon: 4a price :))))))

SassyCassy: ily just a bit less but okay

FstrthnKon: I wan 10$ and b mod 4 day

TimothyJacksonDrake: I’ll send u 100$ and u won’t be mod

FstrthnKon: fineiguess:/

SassyCassy: YAY ILL SEND IT THANK BART THANKS TIMMY

SassyCassy sent a photo

TimothyJacksonDrake: oh algebra 2 thats easy

SassyCassy: :(((((

FstrthnKon sent a photo

SassyCassy: Damn that was fast thx Bart

FstrthnKon: Ilveitwhen t uses to mny 0s

TimothyJacksonDrake: Kon u okay?

TimothyJacksonDrake: ur not active

PrettiestPrincess: I’m fine just suffering

TimothyJacksonDrake: u need to video chat?

SassyCassy: OH SO U CAN VC KON BUT U CANT HELP ME WITH MY MATH

SassyCassy: THATS APPARENTLY SO EASY

TimothyJacksonDrake: yeah

SassyCassy changed TimothyJacksonDrake’s name to #1KonSimp

#1KonSimp: :(((((

PrettiestPrincess: its fine its wtvr

SassyCassy: do i need to punch someone?

FstrthnKon: ily 🥺

#1KonSimp changed FstrthnKon’s name to #2KonSimp

#1KonSimp changed SassyCassy’s name to AnotherKonSimp!

#1KonSimp changed the chat name to The Kon Simps and Kon!

#1KonSimp: fixed it

AnotherKonSimp!: I forgot the pwr u hold

#2KonSimp: illdoanuthing 4ubabe

#1KonSimp: I’ll do ur homework tonight if u want

#2KonSimp: me2! 4free!

AnotherKonSimp!: TRAITORS

AnotherKonSimp!: I won’t do ur homework bc I suck at that but I can tell u all my school drama. We can be cheese possas like u and Jaime!

PrettiestPrincess: thx guys 🥺 g2g class is starting

[gasps-inspanish]

From “Strawberry Milkshake - Director’s Cut”. Idk if/when I’ll post the whole thing, but have some the brothers ever!

Dick was the first uninvited guest to arrive. He had been shocked to see Jason there, almost as shocked as when Jason had taken off his helmet the first time. He stood frozen as he stared at Jason from where he stood in the front door. It was almost as if he had seen a ghost.

Jason was a ghost.

He wanted to glare, roll his eyes, do something to try to show how Dick unaffected he was by this. But being in this stupid fucking house with Dick looking at him again made him feel like the 12 year old boy who stood at the top of the stairs again, peaking with wide eyes over the banister as Dick burst into the manor to yell at Bruce about a new Robin.

He had looked at Jason with a similar look of shock then.

Jason didn’t have time to wonder how Dick would react when Cass started signing. Dick assessed Jason with serious eyes before grinning at him.

“Oh a birthday dinner? Sweet” Dick said as he stepped into the manor, shutting the door behind him.

“You're not invited,” Jason said automatically. Dick’s jaw dropped as he stared at Jason in horror.

“Fend for yourself tonight” Cass said and Dick dropped his bag on the floor.

“I have to starve!” Dick sighed dramatically.

Jason could see what he was doing. He was being over dramatic on purpose, making a fool of himself to make Jason more comfortable. He had done it all the time when Jason was a kid.

It still fucking worked.