#wings are basically just spicy chicken pizza except the best parts of pizza have been replaced by bone and gristle
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Wings: no carb layer
Pizza: carb layer on one side, no wrapping
Tacos: carb layer wrapped partway
Sushi: carb layer wrapped all the way
So obviously wings are the ones to discard.
Need to know your opinion on this likeβ¦.. This is so hard
#you could add dumplings and bread bowls to the list if you want to cover whether the wrapping is bidirectional#and you could maybe include sandwiches to allow discontiguous wrapping#but wings are still going to lose#they're the only food among all of these that doesn't have a handle#wings are basically just spicy chicken pizza except the best parts of pizza have been replaced by bone and gristle#if you eat pizza by just balling it up in your fist and smearing it on your face then you might enjoy wings#food
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