#windows update

[marlinspirkhall]

There's nothing funnier to me than a company named “Crowdstrike” taking out multiple computers worldwide. Great job, buddy, you sure did.

[imjustahead]

[hillyhamburgers]

[thegreenleavesofspring]

Does anyone know how to block One Particular Update in Windows 10? Microsoft and I have been in pitched battle for a week now where they WILL put an 'uPdAtE' on my computer that slows my five-year-old uber-powerful gaming machine down to a BRICK that takes THIRTY SECONDS to get off the lockscreen and makes my computer run like a jet engine. That's not even getting into trying to browse, and as for actually playing anything, forget it.

I have taken this update off four times. Every single time, they redownload it overnight, restart my computer (no I didn't need those open programs, why do you ask?) and install the !@#$%^&*() update. Looking online about "how to block One Update In Particular" returned only Official Microsoft Answers that "Um ackshually you can't" and I just straight up don't believe it, developers aren't letting this happen to their computers.

(I already know about "pause updates for blah blah blah" that's not what I want, I still want the rest, I just want this one SHOT IN THE HEAD THREE TIMES.)

hOW do I block this freaking update.

[mysteriousubstance]

My laptop won't start. I've tried going in safe mode and the file doesn't exist. Any other ideas?

I tried calling the help desk for my school and they didn't have an answer and told me to come in. I can't go in because of work. I hate it here

[the-tin-dog]

Y2K virus today:

[saycheezecomics]

Not a huge fan of unnecessary updates.

[lilaccatholic]

Thanks for the garbage update which somehow made my computer say that there's no battery detected, Windows! Adding your garbage ai that I have never asked for sure made it all worth it!

[berbless]

Linux wants to update with no change-log: Oh you mysterious scamp, I'll do that right away :3

Windows wants to update with no change-log: Your reign of terror shall not last forever, old friend.

[techaipost]

Microsoft's #October 2024 Patch Tuesday update addresses 117 vulnerabilities, including five publicly disclosed zero-days, two of which are actively exploited. Read what's new

[krystal-blossom]

Twilight making bad horse puns

[marlinspirkhall]

Microsoft systems' update fucked up multiple computers worldwide... It's a good day to be a hater.

[mantisfriendd]

Windows 10 and 11 being decent all purpose operating systems is actually an unintended by product, the original purpose of windows 10/11 was actually the windows update.

Designed to be able to accept more windows updates at a faster rate then any previous OS its almost usefulness as a day to day operating system was "accidental" and "entirely not the point"

This is why windows updates on win 10/11 can interrupt user processes at any moment without any notice

In a statement the CEO of Microsoft said "We really innovated in the world of delivering windows updates as fast and obtrusively as possible, and all those freaks who use it for taxes or watching videos can keep doing that I guess"

[realitysperception]

A heads up for Windows users, just updated my computer (forced) and found this while snooping through the settings. That shit got turned off in an instant.

Fuck that.

[masternest]

[samatedeansbroccoli]

fuck you font changes I didn't want this update anyway