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voltgoats · 9 months ago

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i feel like if there was an au wherein Willow and Charlie's roles were swapped, everything would simply have gone So Much Worse. like, i think Willow would have encouraged Maxwell. she would make him worse

i do not dare imagine what a Constant with Willow (worse edition) in charge would be like, because just thinking about it a teeny tiny bit leads me to believe no one would survive a singular day. she would be a menace beyond belief and reason. Maxwell would be so very proud off her up until he gets hit with the character growth (i.e, realising she's not going soft on him), and then he would be scrambling to get her off that throne immediately

#don't starve #i found one (1) fic about them and now i can't stop thinking about what their dynamic would be like #she would make him worse. she would encourage his atrocities and push them even further. i think they would be funny as fuck together #willow is very amoral. to me. she would commit war crimes <3 #but i also don't think she's like. cruel. or anything. she's just having her fun and if you're hurt by that then like. that's YOUR problem?#i also think she'd pair well with a redeemed maxwell?#both because maxwell trying to hold back willow is funny but also because i think she would NOT put off with any of his bullshit #like boohoo you got trapped in the Constant by your fundamentally changed girlfriend fucking get in line #and when he gets too caught up in guilt she'd roll her eyes and kick his knees in and tell him to get OVER himself #anyway they're my little guys now. putting them in a jar and shaking it. wilson breathing a sigh of relief like i'm not gonna put him back

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