#willmoss

[fukoronoko]

Willmoss : Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Grace: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Willmoss : Stop.

( @velmazilla )

[talgra]

sounds like a very Danny Gonzalez post to make, Willmoss

[sock-moss]

The DnD squad when their shoe gets stuck in the escalator:

Willow: *panics and asks for help*

El: *moves their foot and easily and successfully dislodges the shoe*

Grace: *uses obligatory shoehorn she carries in her pocket to dislodge her shoe*

Edrin: *stops the flow of escalator traffic because he refuses to leave his stuck shoe behind and creates a human centipede blockade*

Willmoss: *removes his foot from the shoe and leaves without it*

Bob: *gets their other shoe stuck for the sake of symmetry then takes both off and leaves barefoot*

Vistra: *brakes the fucking escalator *

( @fukoronoko )

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[oiffel-blog]

"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. -#willmoss" #oiffel @oiffel (at www.oiffel.com)

[quotepixel]

Love Is Not Blind-It Sees More And Not Less, But Because..

[fukoronoko]

This came to me in a dream

Vistras nicknames for the squad

Bob: Captain, Dumbass Mc asshole, Bobby

El: Shorty, Miss frowny face, Elenor

Willow: Smarty pants, Queen leaf, Willow tree

Willmoss: Lil moss, teachers pet, Willi

Edrin: Small guy, dunce face Eddy

For all: asshole, dumbass, ass, idiot

@velmazilla

[fukoronoko]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Vistra: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Willow: ...I did. I broke it.

Vistra: No. No you didn't. Edrin?

Edrin: Don't look at me. Look at Willmoss.

Willmoss: What?! I didn't break it.

Edrin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Willmoss: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Edrin: Suspicious.

Willmoss: No, it's not!

Bob: If it matters, probably not, but El was the last one to use it.

El: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Bon: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

El: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Edrin!

Willow: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Vistra.

Vistra: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Edrin: Vistra... El's been awfully quiet.

El: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Vistra, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Vistra: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Vistra:

Vistra: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

( @velmazilla )

[fukoronoko]

Willow: Hewwo.

Edrin: Hihiiiiii!

Bob: Greetings, Humans.

El: Three kinds of people.

Willmoss: I want pudding.

Willow: Four kinds of people.

Vistra: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

El: Five kinds of people.

( @velmazilla )

[fukoronoko]

Vistra: We need to distract these guys

Bob: Leave it to me

Bob: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

El, Willmoss, and Edrin: *Immediately begin arguing*

Willow, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

( @velmazilla )

[fukoronoko]

Willmoss: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Bob: What if it bites me and it dies!?

El: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Bob, learn to listen.

Edrin: What if it bites itself and I die?

Vistra: That’s voodoo.

Willow: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Bob: That’s correlation, not causation.

Edrin: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Vistra: That’s kinky.

Willmoss: Oh my God.

( @velmazilla )

[fukoronoko]

Vistra: Time for plan G.

Bob: Don’t you mean plan B?

Vistra: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

El: What about plan D?

Vistra: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Willmoss: What about plan E?

Vistra: I’m hoping not to use it. Edrin dies in plan E.

Willow: I like plan E.

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[fukoronoko]

Vistra: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Edrin: >:O language

El: Yeah watch your fucking language

Willmoss: OKAY WHO TAUGHT EL THE FUCK WORD?

Edrin: 'The fuck word'.

Willow: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

El: Oh my god they censored it

Bob: Say fuck, Willow.

Vistra: Do it, Willow. Say fuck.

( @velmazilla )

[fukoronoko]

Vistra: Croissants: dropped

Bob: Road: works ahead

Edrin: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Willmoss: Shavacado: fre

Willow: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

El:

El, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

( @velmazilla )

[fukoronoko]

'Can I copy the homework?'

Willow: I can help you with it!

Willmoss: Yeah, sure.

Bob: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

El: lol nope.

Edrin: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Vistra: *Read 5:55pm*

( @velmazilla )