#willie your chaotic non chalant newwave crush. hes gonna drive you mad.

[narcissusbrokenmirror]

Willie's Sacred However Radical Guide of Flirting

- run him over

- skate away

- make fun of the most recent traumatic event on his life

- make him your accomplice on your break in crimes

- hand his and his friend's souls to the same nasty creature that took yours

- ghost him (easier if ur already dead!)

- ...but also stalk him.

- break up with him.

- keep showing up, though.

- commit more crimes.

- pretend hes not about to disappear forever or be doomed forever and replay in exact fashion the first moment you said goodbye because you can't believe this is the last one

Conclusion: Score a blonde hottie.