#will with a mustache 🗣️

[tryingonametaphor]

every time someone tells me they dislike will with a mustache, my need to draw him with one grows

[icykosmo]

Okokok, even though I'm a little scared to show this, I finally got up the courage to show my AHIT au, which has been consuming my mind for months

*epic drum roll*

I present to you my au "a normal family" 🗣️‼️

Basically a sort of modern au(?), where cooking cat (better called "cookie" in the au) adopts Bow and Hat, and they try to live a normal life both in space and in earth ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Some general facts about my au:

-Mustache lady is called "Mus" in the au (fun fact: in Greek "Mus" (μυς) means "mouse" and "muscle")

-in this au, Timmy is a human

-hatstache canon 🗣️‼️ (they are happily married)

-the conductor and grooves also appear in the au and take on the role of grandparents for Hat and Bow (I just haven't made their respective redesigns for the au)

-snatcher also appears btw

Like I say, I've been cooking this au for a LONG time (approx 5 months), and Im SO excited (and scared at the same time) to finally talk about it and show the redesigns of my au BLBLBLBBL

I will post more of my au later on, but for now, I'll leave you with the redesigns of the main cast of my au 😼

(I plan to post the designs of my au to my artfight, in case you are interested 🗣️‼️)

[lucystarclub]

Moira has certainly burned down Cassidy’s mustache a couple of times now… (he thinks that means she likes him a little bit better than Reaper)

I love Moira so baddly my main baby gurl big mantis mama goddess 🥱💗🗣️🗣️🗣️ (they did her dirty with the magma skin man ughh)

[potato-lord-but-not]

The way you draw Cecil is LITERALLY me and nobody can tell me otherwise 🗣️🔥🔥

I’ve been considering giving him a mustache so you either have to accept that the similarities will not last long or grow a mustache either way

[cherrymayy]

I SEE THE MUSTACHE ‼️‼️

THE FRICKING MUSTACHE 🗣️📢‼️

[buckgettingstruck]

i hate to say, I absolutely hate to say it, but the kenny post is not from today…..so they may have shaved the mustache

the day we get confirmation that it’s gone, I will throw a funeral and perhaps stab myself over the grave like romeo from romeo and juliet

THINK POSITIVE THOUGHTS 🗣️ WE DO NOT ACCEPT NEGATIVITY ON EDDIEBUDDIEBLR 🫵

[momentokori]

JANE AND JACKIE🗣️🗣️+Patrick bc I was bored

I tried my best to not make them a stereotypical gender bend, but idk if I did well🤷‍♂��� I also didn't know how to replace the mustache so it kinda just,, left hehe I live them🫶🫶

Tagging two bc I need to: @mayisgoingnuts @sunny6677

[kybelles]

hi love! I'm feeling devious so for the choose violence asks, 24 and 25

HIII BABY 💞💞 i sincerely hope you don’t mind me answering everything via your ask 🥹 i just didn’t want to spam the tl with my non-stop posting!

1.the character everyone gets wrong

JOKASTE!!! 😩 sooo many times in fan creations she’s a mustache twirling villain and look i get it! she needs to go in order to lamen to be together but i don’t know why each time she needs to cheat on damen…. people can break up for other reasons yk…..

i feel like people don’t really get how much jokaste holds damen in such a high regard. the first time she talked to laurent she was full of praises for damen and yes although the majority of the reason was to taunt laurent, it was too heartfelt to be faked entirely. i find her a quite tragic character honestly. in another world she would be proud and happy to be to be damen’s queen 🙁 i wish more ppl cared about her OR stop portraying her as this cold unfeeling girlboss who was sooo sick of damen’s bs that she punished him by gleefully fucking kastor….. i really really don’t think that’s who she is. she loved damen in her own way. she was also a sentimental woman. (her last letter to damen will never make me not emotional….)

3.screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

SCREENSHOT OMG hats off to any brave soul who actually posts it….. also the collection on bad takes is so rich idk what to choose… ok i got one: so i genuinely don’t remember the details but a few years ago there was a post circulating about how laurent was actually Good All Along (yes even in book one where he drugged damen and then threw him into a rape ring and also had him whipped after intentionally setting him up 🙂 ) and it had so many likes…. i’ll never ever understand the need to whitewash book 1 laurent’s actions. like why do you even stan a controversial character if you don’t like his controversial aspects…. i really believe this is quite the disservice to such a multidimsensional character like laurent. :/

7.what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how the fandom acts about them?

hmm i wouldn’t say hate but some posts i read about auguste made me sorta dislike him  😬 idk when and where i read it but there was one post in particular that said they wish auguste would come back to life and beat the shit out of damen and i was like WOAHHH??? you want the mc (who you spent three books with) to be beaten brutally by some canon fodder?? for what crime???  i was honestly weirded out.

there’s also the fact that i genuinely HATE l*uguste (despite not being an anti shipper in general or anything! this ship just rubs me the worst way bc laurent experienced so much trauma from the way ppl made up incest rumors about him and auguste) so any interpretation (even if they aren’t written as a romantic pair intentionally) where auguste and laurent have this unhealthy codependent bond with auguste acting like a ferocious caveman to any potential romantic suitor of laurent and laurent being all meek and allowing this treatment is a big no for me. ✋ so yes even tho i don’t hate auggie boy i can’t say i care a great deal about him. sorry baby i’m sure you are just dandy.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

that damen is an unreliable narrator 😩i talked about it in my previous post!

12.the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

EGERIA THE MF QUEEN OF AKIELOS 🗣️🗣️ i actually like every member of the akielos trio (theomedes-hypermenestra-egeria) sm because their situation reminds me of turkish harem dramas. 🤭 the lack of canon information about them allows me to make various hcs and backstories and idk i just think it’s fun!

13.worst blorboficiation

JFC i’m SOOOO old i’m ANCIENT bc i have no idea what this means….. i’d be happy to answer it if you give me some clarification (hiding my face in shame)

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

oh luckily i already answered it here!

17.there should be more of this type of fic/art

I’m always a huge advocate for bottomianos even though i myself shamefully haven’t made a contribution 💔 as for art i’m beyond grateful for our wonderful artists and i humbly would like to see more of the old gang! (theo, egeria, aleron, hennike etc.)

21.part of canon you think is overhyped

hmm i unfortunately can’t think of an answer for this one, i’m sorry!

24.topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

OH DEAR… so one of the first times i actively participated in the fandom i made a post about how frustrating it was to see theomedes portrayed as an absent father despite the glaring lack of canon evidence while aleron got off the hook much easier despite laurent actually confirming he was an absentee and said i think it was about the way people perceive them (theomedes=brown and toxic, aleron=white and tastefully distant) anyways, some user whom i never talked to before (and they’re still blocked to this day despite the fact i pretty much never block anyone here) said i was “making it up” and right after i blocked them after they continued talking to me in a very rude manner some asks ✨mysteriously✨ appeared in my inbox and the person who sent them called me an “illiterature white bitch” who made up nonexistent drama…….. so yes i guess the colorism issue really ruffles some people’s feathers :) i wonder why :) 

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

“why didn’t damen figure out the regent’s abuse of laurent sooner is he stupid” setting aside the 574619 different pacat interviews where she talks about how damen needed to be oblivious bc otherwise laurent would never open up to him, why is it so wild to think damen wouldn’t assume the regent would do something like that to his own nephew? as if the entire canon events didn’t happen bc damen believed families would never hurt each other…. just wow

[palmer]

Publix cashier asked if I was a cop the mustache is LEAVING ‼️🗣️

[hysteria-things]

The mustache and beard, such a slut bro🫠🫠

MANNNN WHOREEEE🗣️

[drunkeddiediaz]

Second tough question, which of their mustaches would YOU rather ride?

(You can only choose one)

Ryan’s 🗣️

[rivertigo]

COLOR POP LIP STAIN 🗣️

blonde little mustache as well

[gengarpng]

Fellas if your man

➡️ has a pear shaped body 🍐

➡️ wears a grass skirt and a hat 🌱🧢

➡️ has a silly little mustache 〰️

➡️ launches you several feet in an unspecified direction after any interaction ⤴️⤵️↪️↩️↖️↙️

THAT IS NOT YOUR MAN 🗣️

thats a Chuckster!

[imperfectcourt]

Can I ask more than one? Is that allowed? Would love any of these ♥️♥️♥️ ~

🗣️📝🔍💗

For you Para? Of COURSE it's allowed 😌

🗣️Talk about your favourite WIP

My fav rn is about pro-exy Neil with a prosthesis and Andrew who is a baker and semi-reluctant social media thirst trap (and they team up maybe? We're still figuring it out lmao)

📝Share a snippet of an unposted WIP, with or without context.

Kevin stared somewhere up and to his right, strawberry banana mustache on his upper lip. Andrew spaced out with his eyes on Neil’s thighs, hypnotized by the rhythmic flexing as he bounced his ankles on the glass coffee table. Time was an illusion. 

“I’m going to bed,” he announced and stood. Kevin threw his smoothie into the air with a loud curse. 

“When the fuck did you get here?” 

Ah. Just like old times.

🔍Give a clue (a picture, emoji, a word, etc) and let your followers guess what a WIP is about.

💗Is there a scene you can’t wait to write for a WIP?

There's a VERY emotional confrontation in a sequal-fic I'm writing 😈 you know I love an emotionally explosive scene

[arthurianlegend144]

Another sign that Alfred with a mustache should be cannon 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Now hear me out

[dxsole]

85……. Does she talk to her Family

🗣️ META: 85 & HER FAMILY

Yes and no. For much of her life, ███████— 85 spent it with her mother— her parents were never married and didn't stay together past the brief time they spent that resulted in 85's birth. 85's mother, ██████ ███████, raised her for much of her early childhood believing that her father had died.

Bruno Despereaux, 85's father, was a source of shame for ██████, seeing as he lied about who he was and what he did for a living during their relationship, a fact that he revealed to her when she found out she was pregnant.

Not many mothers would be so accepting of a thief being the father of their child.

Neither of them had planned for 85, and a child certainly made things more difficult for Bruno, seeing as he constantly moved around and his occupation could, at times, become dangerous. That was the life he chose and it wasn't the sort of life he wanted for any child of his.

He had little choice in the matter though, seeing as ██████ told him he would not be meeting their daughter. Ever.

He, of course, didn't listen to her for very long.

Bruno had snuck into their home when 85 was first five years old. It was her birthday and he left a little figurine of a rabbit on her nightstand. He'd visit often after that, usually when ██████ was pre-occupied downstairs. 85 had always been a generally quiet girl, so the secret remained for quite some time until ██████ noticed 85's drawings of a well-dressed man with a mustache.

To this day, there's a bit of tension every time 85 talks to either of them— although, contact with her mother is almost non-existent now. For her own safety, 85 insists. It's an excess of guilt, really, seeing as after all ██████ did to raise her child right and away from a life of lying, 85 followed exactly in her father's footsteps.

She speaks to Bruno sparingly, usually only when she is on a job where she needs a more experienced eye; Bruno did teach her everything he knew, after all— firstly of history and art. The sort of things a young girl like 85 would be interested in early on in life.

Then how to spot a forgery. How to forge. How auctions work and how heavy gold feels in your hands. How to pickpocket, perform a sleight-of-hand, and how to beat a lie-detector test—

Her father taught her very well.

While Bruno does enjoy their limited chats, it's very clear there is a difference between the two thieves; Bruno could talk for hours about nothing and 85...well, like I said, she's always been quiet. It's a lonely existence, and one that she knows deep down is probably not the sort she should strive for...but it's all she knows now. Maybe one day it will be different.

NOTE: 85 isn't aware yet of her father's brother or her cousin, seeing as Bruno is just about as alienated from Jasper as he was with ██████. That being said, 85 would be hesitant to meet more family. They're just more people to be disappointed with her, she thinks. Plus that would mean Bruno kept a rather large secret from her and she'd be very upset with him.