#will they know when to drink you once they've been faced woth two liquids an espresso and small glass of you
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Coffeeshop au but the couple fistfight on the counter because the barista didn't give the client the essential small glass of water next to the espresso
#feel like only italians will understand#only south italians#the small glass of water is fundemental it's the last remnant of civilisation#it seprates us from animals#the small glass of water means an appreciation for art culture and their rituals#it represents fraternity and respect#never I have put foor twice in such barbaric establishment that did not show me the common courtesy of a small glass of water#next to my espresso#is there a sadder sight than an espresso served alone?#you might as well throw it in my face good sir#for you have clearly shown a carelessness for manners#my heart weeps for those who haven't known the ritual of the small glass of water#you may have learned of coffee as nothing more than shot on adrenaline through your vein not to enjoy but to inject#anywhere anytime you take it on the way to work in your car in public places with no shame no knowledge of the small glass of water#oh water divine that cleans and refresh will they know your soothing power for the tired tongue#will they know when to drink you once they've been faced woth two liquids an espresso and small glass of you#will they think it's a choice red pill blue pill or will they realise one serves the other#water is there to make you appreciate the coffee so might think of her as a handmaid to him#but coffee himself is made of water. So water serves herself.#Water to water ashes to ashes dust to dust#till everything come back in the breath of the universe#coffeshop au#ship prompts#ship
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