#will never be the same again after this mission. ngl might be my fav of all time

[lavampira]

priority: rannoch

[marvels-writings]

Hey, can you write a oneshot/series with Carol & reader. R and carol was dating and love eachother very much, until one day they argued in front of the other avengers and broke up. After the break up, R actually really misses Carol and is a bit jealous that carol doesnt look sad and acts like nothing happened, but Carol actually really misses R and still loves her. The avengers notice and set them up to confess, please make a soft ending. Thanks 😊😊(it's OK if you dont wanna do it tho).

A/N: i changed it up a bit I hope that’s okay

They say the best way to release anger is to do something you love, you’d tried that, it didn’t work. You’d tried everything to release your anger, it didn’t work. Training and punching bags was the closest thing you could get to releasing it, so it became something you loved, even though it barely helped.

Every word Carol said during your argument last week ran in your head after every punch, they didn’t stop repeating no matter what you did. Your loose t shirt and leggings were soaked from sweat and burning for rest, but you didn’t want to stop.

“What did the punching bag ever do to you?” Natasha joked, entering the training room to see you hyper focused on killing the punching bag.

“Existed.” You muttered, trying not to pay attention to Carol and Wanda walking in behind her, chatting and laughing like nothing happened, like you and Carol hadn’t just broken up.

Nat frowned slightly but let it go, she knew how the breakup was affecting you, you didn’t hide it, but Carol did.

“So any dates for the Gala tonight?” Wanda asked, setting her things down in the corner of the room before following Nat to the mat.

“Nope.” Nat said, you followed suit, trying not to look at Carol who just wore a sports bra and leggings. Wanda and Carol said the same, both raised their eyebrows at Carol.

“Wow that’s surprising.” Wanda muttered, Carol forced a fake smile on her face, glancing your way as you sipped your water bottle before answering.

“I’ll just get one at the party.” Carol winked at Natasha as they laughed, you walked out, not looking back, missing the way Carol’s features washed over with guilt, hazel eyes losing their spark as you walked out of the room.

“Y/n! We need to train!” Wanda shouted, you poked your head back into the room, completely avoiding eye contact with Carol.

“I already trained,” You stated, still avoiding Carol. “I’m going to go get ready.”

They nodded briefly at you as you left, Nat wishing you to have fun, you stalked off in the direction of your room.

You spent the next hour preparing a modest yet slightly revealing outfit which might just help you win Carol back, even though the breakup was her fault in the first place. It was a fav/color dress going down to your knees with a small leg slit, thick shoulder straps and a low cut back with a modest front. You sat down on your bed as some random music blasted out from your speaker, memories still running in your head as you half paid attention to the song, flashbacks vivid in your mind.

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(Flashback)

“Y/n, what’s wrong?” Carol asked, sitting down on the couch, you got up instantly when she tried to hold your hand, she frowned up at you in concern.

“Nothing.” You muttered when you noticed some of the Avengers walk in for movie night.

“Why are you avoiding me?” Carol probed, you turned to look at her, jaw clenching before you burst.

“I’m the one avoiding you?” You asked, voice bordering on shouting.

“I’m not the one that’s been going on missions for weeks on end without even telling my girlfriend.” You seethed, seeing Carol’s face turn into one of anger and guilt before you continued. 

“I’m not the one who disappears in the middle of the night not leaving so much as a note why she’s gone, I’m not the one who’s GONE ALL THE DAMN TIME!” You screamed, throwing up your hands exasperatedly, wincing when you saw all the Avengers standing with stunned faces in the kitchen.

None of them had ever seen you this angry, they knew Carol was gone most of the time, but this was the first time they were seeing how badly it was affecting you.

“Y/n, you knew what you signed up for when you went on that first date with me.” Carol said calmly, hoping to calm you down a little.

“I didn’t sign up for a one sided relationship.” You seethed, Carol continued arguing with you about why she was gone, you were just hurt.

“You’re gone half the time and now you’re justifying it?” You demanded, voice sore from shouting, it felt like you were downing shots whenever you yelled at Carol.

“Yes, I mean, no, I don’t know.” Carol shouted, running her hands through her short hair. “This isn’t what I wanted.”

“This isn’t what either of us wanted.” You thought aloud, Carol’s face turned into one of surprise and shock, eyes starting to water up as she realized what you meant.

“Maybe this isn’t working out for us.” You said, Carol was too stunned to respond, you couldn’t read her face, or bring yourself to even look up at Carol. “We aren’t working Carol.”

“Maybe we aren’t.” Carol muttered, meaning to follow it up with a ‘but’, but you were already walking to your room, heart freshly broken.

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The memory was still fresh in your mind after a week as you put on your makeup and dress for the Gala Tony was throwing. You sighed, practicing a fake smile in the mirror before taking a deep breath and heading out.

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You made fake smiles everywhere you could, you and Carol chatted with others on opposite sides of the room, acting like nothing ever happened. Of the entire breakup, this hurt you the most. Eventually, you got sick of it and went out on the balcony for some fresh air, a glass of fav/drink in your hand.

“Someone hasn’t changed.” A familiar voice said behind you, you whipped your head around to find Carol standing there, wearing a suit which complimented your dress perfectly, it still looked like you were a couple.

“Other things have.” You answered, turning around to face the road, watching the cars go by from the compound.

“Don’t be like that.” Carol said, standing next to you, you clenched your jaw and moved to leave the balcony.

“Hope you enjoy your date and the rest of the party.” You said before trying to open the door to the balcony.

It was locked.

“It’s locked.” You stated, Carol turned around and tried to open it, spotting Natasha wink at her before turning back to her drink, she groaned.

“Guess we’re stuck out here for awhile.” Carol said, moving back to the railing, you followed her, keeping your distance.

“Y/n, I need to talk to you about something.” Carol sighed softly, you could hear her breathing next to you but you turned to face her, moonlight glinting over her guilt ridden features.

“I don’t have any other option but to listen.” You stated, Carol chuckled but there was no humor in it before she continued.

“What you said, you were right,” She sighed, looking in front instead of at you. 

“I wasn’t, god, you deserve so much more than I can give you, and if you want to find someone who can give you that, I’ll stay by your side through that. But I still love you, and I don’t think I can stop that.” Carol said, turning to look at you. 

“I don’t want to stop loving you either.” You whispered to her softly, watching her face light up in the same grin you fell in love with.

“Then let’s keep going,” Carol whispered, gaze slipping to your lips for about the 10th time in the past few minutes, watching you do the same.

Carol watched your eyes for some sign of hesitation, any sign that you didn’t want this, that you didn’t want her. When she saw nothing, she rested one hand just below your cheekbone and kissed you softly, pulling away with a soft smile on her face, you smiled up at her, eyes a little watery.

“We’re wearing matching outfits anyway.” Carol joked, offering you her arm, you laughed and Carol swore she never wanted to stop hearing that laugh as she walked you back into the party, your arm on hers, together again.

A/N: Ngl I’m really bad at endings, feedback is amazing, thanks!

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undercover brother (2002) review

sup been a while but didnt forget about yall and your eager butts to dive head first right in the flooding words coming out of my mouth today gonna rev "undercover brother" (2002), its gonna be solid guys

so we start with an introduction where we talk about how black culture was losing its flavour after the 70s, progress was slowed down n all as we reached 2000 but dont be fooled, its all cause of a buncha events orchastred by "the man"... a big racist mf ig whos also the kkk equivalent of the team rocket boss, sitting in a ig chair, never see his face in the flashbacks or like the bad guy in inspector gadget, more like him ig since we actually see the team R boss face quite often nonetheless, theres a form of mystery folding this whole business... THE MAN acts in the shadows and he hates to see how dark those are, he wants things to be like it used to be back in slavery times good oltime for him but.. not for the fam

ofc then here is introduced THE REAL MAN OF MEN => undercover brother, our hero and damn he has the style of a whole pack of elephants trampling around in pink disco suits every ladies wanna a piece of that sweet fro he is packing up on his head, funky

ngl, the whole way this mov is filmed n edited is sike asf, dope guys especially considerin its actually made in 2002, loving it anyway then were also introduced to the other secondary protags who are from an organisation here to stop The Mans evil doings and careful: undercover bro was actually a solo act until now cause now they gonna collaborate all throughout da mov: its the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D, with conspiracy brother (tbh a fav here, guys wack like the whole plot guy thinks computer comes from a story involving peanut and idk guys he keeps rambling bout bs which makes him a+ character) smart brother, chief and sister girl (original name/10)

so btw the organization is on a mission rn at the beginning to destroy The Man (lets call him tm for the rest of this rev) financial infrastructure aka funds to stop him better or smthg and it gets spicy as they get caught but ofc undercover bro barges in from nowhere wow big disguise as an old man no one noticed him so like slash bawow boom vlam, bad guys ko and he squeedaddle out of there like twas breeze gg man, he also get fed a nice editing of xrays battle like with a side of kungfu n whatnot, undercover bro knows his stuff

nice sounds effects ah yes btw romantic intrigue with sister girl begins here, its the zinc of the flinch as ub (undercover brother) notices her big wink wink nudge nudge, btw later she is asked to go enlist him in the corps so he can help stop the man with them n shit and he trynna get her in his bed cause thats we this brother is used to, getting laid as soon as he meets a chick, who can resist this dude?

he gots moves, fro, style, skills and also at times he is a pussy but k, not everyones perf sometimes you just simp for a white blond blue eyed woman (spoiler) and crawls on all four looking like a big preppy nerd btw in this review im trynna not spoil the whole plot cause guys, this movie gotta be on yo watch list kay? im not here to ruin this experience in yo life itd be pretty uncool of me so im just gonna state the big lines then its up to you to swoop the tiny ones out of the watch, knot your own breds n stuff

back on the whooper slapping: intro credits roll, we get some nice back story for our hero, making sure we can understand his cause in saving the black peeps from TMs assholery might truth n justice be your guide

so what the big plot then? well yknow how a big antag cant do shit on his own cause hes too busy sticking brooms up his ass in his private quarters? yea well same goes here so there this gay guy who will be twerking later on btw, a scene to behold, rumps to ogle at, so hes a bad guy and gay n gonna do most of the dirty work for TM, whats new? idk what to think of it yknow its a stereotype in movs so ig ok still uncool but ill see it as all in good spirit cause theres bad n good im not excepting this to be the best watch of my life, nah it wasnt either, but i had a good laugh kay? makes up for it cause unlike some here i got no shit up my ass alley its clean scrubbed up n down so i can smoothly take a chillax up n a shit out without a night tormented by constipation, nah its all sliding where it should no pain no sweat

so the big lines is that a war hero whos a black man is gonna become president and wtf no is the only react racist mf could have which is what they have, bad guys gonna stop it from happening at once and the brotherhood aint letting it happens cause obvs something is wrong as every black peeps gonna turn into a stereotype like waddup in this mad world? its all because of the poisonous fried chicken brand TM will get around ty to another poison to make our war hero delusional n so on were also introduced to white evil she-ra later btw, just dropping this in cause undercover brother really wants to make oreos with her n sister girl (his words) ig shes the second love interest, im not too invested in this romantic intrigue it was just necessary not like twas very developped anyway its even more of a bedroom intrigue when it comes the the white blue eyed blond chick, sister girl before hoes yo

whats it in conclusion about this movie? first, the plot: hilarious biznasty worthy a+ bs especially how its turned yknow, the clichés were turned upside down n if not theyre just turned into a big satire of themselves editing + music ? yknow its actually good, and funky asf im digging it, a travel in time nostalgia of times i lived acting is pretty neat its not an ironically good movie cause its hilariously ridiculous in the making way its all about the plot here, plot twists and characters, the whole universe ig like its superior to big mamma sorta plot or maybe im dropping this comparison cause its been a while since i saw big maam, for sure twas under estimated while over brought when this here? it got freshness packed in

the spoiling was light and this is cause this movie got a 69/10 rating jk 8/10 if were gonna be serious, im gonna list wats unwoke n uncool here: 1 gay villain stereot, gotta be honest here its not that big of a deal tme seeing when it was made and how i still laughed yknow idc this much but some could go apeshit over it 2 not enough conspiracy brother content: this is all i ask for 3 had no snacks while watching the movie, too bad id dig a aj or grape soda right about now n then 4 more lines for car wash chicks jk this last one idc about, but car wash representation is lacking once again in american movies, i cant believe how looked over it is, as if they didnt need smore rep in the medias its not an easy job washing car all day long, standin in those ghost buster lookin suit while staring at the hot guys in hot wheelys, whos gonna pay you a drink when youre just an old carwash lady? thought finally a hero would step up in this movie but there it goes thrown out da window, the potential was real until it got blown away sure sister girl was a solid character but give the washers some credits cut them a slack of free time n have a lil date together there on top of a truck to keep it native

nonetheless this is a top rec for anyone who feels like slipping into some conspiracy slippers

tg, out