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mythrianalpha · 2 years ago

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Great news! This inspired so many ideas that I ran out of tags, which I didn’t know was a thing.

Nah but I do think Remus tries to flirt with Virgil All The Time, but he always ends up saying shit like "you'd look great on an autopsy table :D" which is how Virgil still remains oblivious

#sanders sides #ts virgil #ts remus #dukexiety #some of us just have really weird ideas of how to compliment and seduce people #like when I landed a cutie through the power of gravity and ineptitude #or the constant battle to find a way to convey to the random tobacco rep that her eyes are filled with gorgeous flecks #like a dragons eye made from gold flakes and cracked gems #or when you like to watch the homies sleep because it’s dark and cozy and trusting and you love them #but they Will give you side eye if you just say ‘i like to watch you sleep’#or calling the golden naga you’re helping escape ‘treasure’ leading him to believe he’s going to be sold #offeri no ‘what ifs’ in an attempt to help make plans but it derails into anxiety #*offering #mildly threatening taxidermy with good intentions behind it #keeping a list of everything they’ve mentioned enjoying but bump it up to hanging corkboard for ‘mus #miscommunication is my jam you see #referring to weddings as ‘getting the courts involved’#asking for snuggles with ‘i want to crawl inside your skin’#just the weirdest possible situation synonyms like when you have to sub for a word on the tip of your tongue #dropping off presents and refusing to elaborate unless the explanation is more confusing #‘kidnaps’ for stress relieving activities he can’t be blamed for #was Graffiti fun? yes #was smashing a car fun? yes #will he ever describe the experience without ‘blaming’ Remus and saying it was forced upon him? eventually #any layer of ‘i never considered dating cause I thought you were already with someone’#the very non-threatening present of weapons stabbed into your door so you know it’s for you #a handmade knife pinning a lovingly crafted letter is a cool gift #less so shoved through your bedroom door and written in cut out magazine letters even if finding the perfect individual letters was required #filling a sketchbook or notebook with thoughts about your crush except you are remus and it very much looks like a murder fantasy collection #failing to cook something because he forgot what’s inedible and now virgey thinks it was an assassination attempt

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