#will I ever see another cannibal that doesn’t evoke the emotion seen on the Australian announcers’ faces when the jaws size shark leapt out | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ziracona · 4 years ago

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Out of my like 3 years of DbD experience, ive only met one Cannibal, one Ghostface, and no Nightmares or a single Pig main who was a decent player. They’ve all been the most poor sportsmanship, raging, petty people, and like, that can’t be accurate of every single person who mains those four so where the non-toxic ones at? Why there so many? Will I ever be able to tick a “finally one that was either sporting or nice” box for Nightmare or Pig?? Or will I always see only the whiniest and most toxic of fools. ✊😔 Is it a curse? A run of bad roulette luck? The prologue to some intense conspiracy theory I just haven’t come up with yet? I long for answers...

#speck you play ghostface why I never lucked into you??? I get so many he might as well start paying rent why it never you ?? 😔#I like sigh any time I see one of those 4 at this point bc it’s just so garunteed to be a tunneling shit match where even if 3 of us make it #we’ll all feel like shit for the poor bastard who got chased for six minutes and facecamped with noed and a chainsaw ✊😔😔😔#the one single time I ghost a ghostface who played sportingly I think all four of us died & I remember messaging him to be like ‘dude this #is legit the first Ghostface match where I haven’t seen every player tunneled and tbagged and first hook mori’d or sat on hook w the 0.4 sec #lean sneak expose addon thanks for a fun match. I actually enjoyed vs ghostface and it made my day’ bc of how rare the occurrence is #my friend always gets mean Wraiths & I’ve only got mean wraiths like...4. maybe 5 times in 3 years?#also had so many nice legion #michaels are either super chill or the scum of the earth but it’s 70% chill 30% I /will: kill you #why does it happen so? do toxic people just get drawn to those 4? is it the game sensing my deep abiding hatred of them 4 as characters???#but if so where my toxic Kenneth’s at?#Charlie Kelly conspiracy meme goes here while I try to distill the exact cause of my dbd killers toxic to chill rate #is it a PS4 thing???#like what are the odds it would be /such/ a regular statistic?#Freddy makes sense ngl but the other three? where is the /variety/? what is the /cause/?#will I ever see another cannibal that doesn’t evoke the emotion seen on the Australian announcers’ faces when the jaws size shark leapt out #of the water on that news reel? only time will tell ✊😔#personal

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