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weirdlyhornyforegos · 2 years

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Kinktober day 14 - gloryhole

MINORS DNI!!!! Day 14 of Kinktober is: glory hole - multiple (in order: Actor, Eric, Wilford & Yancy, Illinois) x amab reader. Sooooo self indulgent :3

Also posted on AO3 Kinktober masterlist is here

Wordcount: 2.8k+

Tags/warnings: gloryhole (ass out variety), objectification, butt plug, sex toys, orgasm denial, spanking, rimming, reader called hole, cum marking, humiliation, bruising, slight dumbification

As you settle on your stomach on the table covered in a soft padding, or rather the high bench, some part of you feel ridiculous, but also very, very hot.

Your ass and legs being the only thing visible for whoever might walk into the room, makes your cock hard between your legs.

The plug you had put in after prepping yourself at home also helps, and you can’t help feel a little nervous and expectant as you push the button on your side of the wall that will light up the green light outside of the door of the room you find yourself in. You rest your head on your arms as you wait.

It doesn’t take many minutes before you hear the door open and close. A few steps before a hand strokes over your ass, slow and almost absentmindedly. You’re sure whoever it is is reading the little whiteboard that hangs on the wall just to the side of you, the board that states likes and dislikes, and a few other things.

“So a fresh hole, hm?” You nod, forgetting for a moment that he can’t see you. But it seems he’s not waiting for an answer, as his hands on your ass spreads your cheeks, fingers brushing against the plug that rests snugly inside of you.

“At least you prepped, I do hate when some holes think they shouldn’t.” You hear rustling, and for a moment you wonder if he’s going to take a condom from the side table that has them, among a few sex toys and lube.

It’s clear to you that he doesn’t take a condom when you feel a leaking cock rub against your ass, making you grind your hips back against him. You also feel a faint brush of soft fabric, you would guess... a silk robe?

You’re not given much time to dwell on your guess, as the plug in your ass is pulled out, discarded to wherever the man feels like. Three lubed fingers (when had he even done that?) dips inside of you, pushing and prodding, feeling around for how stretched out you are. You moan, your dick twitching as the man fucks you with his fingers.

“Someone has been smart.” His tone is bordering on sing-songy, and you’ve quickly realised this man likes to hear himself talk. Not that you really mind, cause his voice is nice.

His fingers leave you, but are quickly replaced with his cock pushing inside of you. You groan in unison, and his hands on your hips drags you against him as he bottoms out.

“So tight, and perfect around my cock.” He just grinds his hips against your ass, keeping himself inside of you. You push back against him, making him chuckle.

“So impatient, but alright then.” He draws almost all the way out, the thrust right back in with force. You moan, the motion sending sparks out arousal to your cock, making it leak as you start to get fucked in earnest.

The man is brutal with his pace, and every time he hits your prostate, which causes you to moan loudly and lose your rhythm as you push yourself back on him, he chuckles or laughs.

“Such a pretty and fuckable ass, made to take it.” He squeezes your ass hard, and without warning, you find yourself being filled with warm cum. You let out a little noise of surprise, but it feels so nice.

The man is panting, quiet as he pulls himself out of you. Before you can react, your plug is at your hole again and pushed inside, effectively trapping his cum inside of you. Your mouth falls open, panting as you’ve yet to cum.

“Good little holes keep what they’re given.”

You feel a hand on your cock, but any thought of cumming is quickly squashed when you feel the cock ring being placed on you. You whine, and the man laughs.

“Oh don’t you start, you were the one that put orgasm denial on your whiteboard.” His voice is smug, the words delivered with a smack to your ass. It makes you jump, but the slight sting is soothed somewhat as a hand rubs over the stinging skin.

“And now there’s only one thing missing.” You don’t even have time to ask for what, because seconds later there is the sound of a marker uncapping, and you feel a line drawn just over your left ass cheek.

“There you go!” Voice still smug, there’s another smack to your ass before retreating steps, and the door opening and closing.

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You’re not left alone for long, as the door opens and closes again just minutes later.

The steps in the room are a lot more hesitant, and whoever entered doesn’t immediately touch you.

“He-He-Hello?”

“Um, hi?”

“Uh uh, I- I- I.....” He trails off, clearly nervous by his tone and how you can hear him shift on his feet. “I- I don’t know what to do.” You can’t help but smile, he sounds cute, despite the nervousness.

“Well, the idea is that you can do almost anything really. Fuck me, finger me, suck me off, all up to you really, just look at my whiteboard first though.”

“Oh! Yeah, the b-board!” Silence for a few moments, and you shift on your feet, feeling the plug shift too, keeping the cum from your previous... visitor inside of you. You startle as a light touch caresses it, drawing in a sharp breath. The touch disappears as quickly as it appeared.

“Shi- shit, I’m sorry!”

“No, no, don’t be, you just surprised me, that’s all. In a good way.” A soft, barely audible ‘oh’, and then the touch returns. You hum, wiggling your ass a little to give a show.

“I’m Eric by the way.” It’s whispered, but you hear him, so you offer up a name in an equally low whisper.

Eric doesn’t say anything else, but his touch keeps going, fingers pushing and prodding at your plug. It’s not much, but it keeps the thrum of the arousal in your body constant and warm.

His fingers leave you for a moment, and you hear a bottle of lube uncapping. You’re surprised when you don’t feel any lube brush anywhere against you.

Instead you hear the unmistakable noise of Eric jerking off as his fingers return to your plug.

This time he grabs the base, pulling it out a bit so your hole stretches just before the widest part before he pushes it back in. You moan, loving the feeling of the stretch, and seemingly emboldened by your noise and reactions, Eric starts to fuck you with the plug as he jerks himself off.

You hear him shuffle closer, and you feel his knuckles every so often brush against your ass he brings himself closer and closer to the edge. He draws moans and groans as the plug is thrusted in and out of you in a matching pace with his hands.

When Eric comes, it’s with a groan of the name you gave him as he spills over your ass, coating you in sticky and warm cum. The plug stops, and he lets it slip fully inside of you again as he catches his breath.

“Fuckkkk, your ass looked so good, I- I- just couldn’t help myself.” You can’t see it, but you can imagine a blush spreading over his face, even though he sounds a lot more confident now than when he first entered the room. Case in point, you feel another line drawn on your cheek, you think right next to the first one.

“Thank y-you.” A gentle pat on your ass, then Eric leaves you alone.

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Not that you’re left alone for long, as the door is thrown open, making you jump as it smacks against the wall.

“Wilford, there’s no need for youse to break things.”

“Oh but isn’t that half the fun? Besides, the only thing we are going to break is that ass in front of us.” The smack to your backside makes you yelp, and Wilford giggles, while the other man sighs, evidently closing the door with a light click.

“Youse said youse were goin’ to show me some true fun, and no offense, but this looks like just another ass.”

“But there’s where you’re wrong Yancy, my old chap, this is not just any ol’ ass! This ass is ours to use as we please, and so is their hole and cock! Within limits of course.” You hear a nail tap against the whiteboard, and a few moments of silence follows.

Then your plug is pulled out, discarded as you feel the head of a cock push against your hole and strong hands hold your hips.

“Ours to use as we please, huh?” Yancy speaks, and then his cock is buried to the hilt in one smooth motion. You and Yancy groan in unison, and you clench around him.

“See, there you go, you got the spirit!” You can hear the grin on Wilford’s face, and somehow it’s infectious, even as Yancy starts fucking you in earnest. You try to hold onto the bench you’re laying on so you can push back against him, but it’s hard with the quick pace Yancy sets.

So you end up more or less holding on for dear life as Yancy pumps his cock into you, filling and stretching your hole so nicely. It’s making your head spin and cock throb, and if not for the cock-ring, you would have cum.

Suddenly though, there are another set of hands on your hips, and Yancy slows down his pace.

“What are youse doin?”

“You prepped before leaving home like I told you to, yes?”

“Yeah, but I don’t see why that matter, I’m the one fuckin’, not - FUCK!” Yancy startles forward, his hold on your hips tightening so much that you know it will leave bruises.

“Give a guy some warnin’, would ya?”

“Like the one you gave the ass you’re currently inside of?” Wilford teases, and Yancy huffs.

“That’s different.”

“Oh, how so?”

“They’re just for us to use as we please, youse said it yourself. A hole to be fucked.”

“And aren’t you just for me to use?” Wilford ruts forward, causing Yancy to grind against you with a moan. “Maybe I have half a mind to put you in one of these rooms, you are a good hole, and do have a rather lovely ass after all.”

Before Yancy can answer, Wilford smacks your ass and his in tandem, making Yancy startle and his hips to twitch against you. You curse yourself inside of your own head, because if it weren’t for you putting orgasm denial on your board, you could have cum just listening to the two of them talk like you were just to be used.

And put up like this you certainly are, a fact you remind Yancy of as you clench around his cock, making the man moan. Wilford chuckles, two strong thumbs coming to press down on the dip of your tailbone.

“Feeling good are we?” You’re not sure who he is talking to, but it doesn’t matter as he starts to fuck Yancy, which in turn makes Yancy fuck into you.

It’s so hot, so unbelievably hot, and though the pace isn’t as quick as before, your body feels like it’s on fire.

Arousal flows in an never ending stream through you as you listen to the sounds of Wilford fucking Yancy and Yancy fucking you. It’s wet, almost embarrassingly so, but in the best way that makes your nerves sing.

You don’t know how long it’s kept up for, but with how Yancy’s cock every so often hits your prostate, you’re reduced to whimpers and babbling as Yancy starts warning Wilford he’s about to come.

“Good, cum. Cum and fill this nice little hole up like they deserve, and I will fill you up like you deserve.” You hear Yancy keen, and then he’s filling you up, his cum mixing with the man from your first encounter. Wilford doesn’t feel far behind, as just a few thrusts later Yancy stills completely inside of you, and Wilford groans loudly.

A few breathless minutes as nobody moves, then you’re empty for a moment before the plug is filling you up again. You whine, wiggling your hips, but they are stilled with strong hands as you feel two more lines being drawn on your ass cheek.

“Not quite yet, but soon you’ll get to, hole.” Wilford knows exactly what you want, but doesn’t give it to you, just delivering a last smack to your ass before he and Yancy leaves.

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Again, you’re not left alone for long, and as the door opens this time, you’re greeted with someone whistling a melody that you don’t recognize.

What is familiar however, is the long whistle the man lets out as the door closes and he looks at you.

“Well, aren’t you a sight?” You wiggle your hips, words no longer important. It seems to get the message across though, as two calloused hands spread your cheeks, massaging them.

“Such a good looking mess.....” A thumb brushes against the base of your plug, pushing against it, your hips rutting against nothing at the action.

“Well, better get you cleaned up.” You hear movement behind you, and seconds later there is a tongue licking over your ass. You gasp, not at all expecting that. A deep chuckle, and then your plug is removed once more. This time you feel cum start to leak out of you almost immediately, though the tongue of the man behind you is quick to lap it up.

You whimper, your thighs shaking as the tongue works over you, switching between short and quick licks, to broad and slow strokes of his tongue. The tip of it dips inside your hole, and though you try to grind yourself against his face, strong hands prevent you from moving more than what he wants.

As his tongue keeps working you over rather thoroughly, a hand shifts from your hip to your cock, giving a few slow strokes. You almost cry with pleasure, it feels so good, but you can’t cum with the cock ring on.

The tongue licks over every inch of skin he can reach, his hand working in tandem to push your arousal to even higher heights than you thought possible, at least without coming.

Fingers brush against the cock ring, which seems to give him pause. Then with skilled fingers, the cock ring is gone in seconds.

It takes two strokes and one long lick before you spill all over his hand, coming with a loud cry. You think you hear him chuckle, but you can’t really be sure as noise fills your head and white fills your vision for a moment. You’ve never cum so hard on your life, you swear you can see stars dancing around your head, and the fact that he keeps working you over through it only adds to the intensity of it all.

Only when you start to shiver and whimper with oversensitivity does he pull his mouth and hand away, though he doesn’t go far, his cock making its way inside of your ass just seconds later.

You keep whimpering, but he just hushes you, fucking into you at a mercifully slow pace.

“Don’t you worry about a thing, I’m just going to chase my own high this time around.” He keeps his thrusts shallow, almost just grinding against you more than anything. You just lay there, taking it like you were set up to do, moans low and guttural as he drags his cock against sensitive nerves.

By the time he cums, you’re not hard yet, but you’re not far from it, and him filling you up doesn’t deter you at all. If anything, it just pushes your cock that little further along, especially as you feel the fifth line being made on your ass as you’re plugged back up.

“There you go, all nice and presentable... ish.” You hear the grin, and can’t help but smile as you hear him take up the whistling again as he leaves the room.

You push the button to turn your light yellow, grabbing one of the bottles of water on your side of the wall. You lean on your elbows, chugging half before slowing down, drinking the rest at a slower pace.

Taking stock of yourself after drinking, you feel a pleasant amount of full and used, but not quite enough. Feeling a little insatiable, you want more.

So, you put down your now empty bottle, and push the button and turn your light green again, and for the next few minutes you lie and wait for whoever chooses to use you next.

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westanthewaterman · 2 years

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Kinktober - 2/31

Pairing: Wilford x GN!Reader x Eric

Kink(s): Overstimulation + Toys

TW: overstimulation, toys, double penetration, use of good boy (for Eric)

Kinktober Masterlist

Eric keens softly, white-knuckling the sheets and trying to move away from the vibrator pressed inside him.

Wilford snickers behind you, rolling his hips forward and sinking his cock into you once more.

“He looks so cute like this, doesn’t he, sugarplum?”

You nod with a soft moan, continuing to thrust the vibrator in and out slowly.

“Pl-Please, it’s too much. I c-can’t take it.” Eric whimpers.

“Baby boy, you know what to do if you want it to stop.” Wilford reaches over you to stroke the smaller man’s cheek. “Do you need to use your safe word?”

Eric lets out a broken moan but shakes his head. “N-No.”

“Good, now that’s what I like to hear!”

Wilford takes your hips in his hands, fingers digging in hard enough that you’re sure there will be bruises later, and starts to pick up his pace, fucking into you and forcing the air from your lungs.

“Wilford, fuck!”

“That’s the idea, gumdrop, glad you’re catching on.”

You groan, dropping your head to rest your forehead on Eric’s thigh. Positioned like this, you have a perfect view of the way his cock twitches with every shallow thrust of the toy inside him.

Temptation gets the better of you and you close the distance, taking the head of his cock into your mouth and sucking on it gently. Eric cums with a loud cry, one of his hands tangling into your hair.

“That’s it, baby boy.” Wilford groans as you clench around him. “God, you’re so tight, gumdrop. You going to cum for ol Wilfy?”

You pull off of Eric’s cock with an obscene pop, moaning loudly and rocking back against the pink-haired man behind you.

“I’m so close, Wilford, please.”

“What do you need, sugarplum?”

“Touch me, please.”

One of his hands wraps around you and slips between your legs. You cry out, bucking your hips down into his touch.

“That’s it, sugar. I want you to cum for me now, want to give our baby boy a show for being so well behaved. Think you can do that?”

You nod wordlessly, gasping for breath and clenching around him once again.

Wilford curses and slams into you, the head of his cock brushing over that perfect spot that sends you careening over the edge and into your orgasm. He’s not far behind you, hips stilling against your ass as he presses his chest up against your back, groaning softly.

As the two of you catch your breath, you look up to see Eric still squirming above you, the vibrator still buzzing inside of him.

“Oh baby,” you coo, “think you’ve got one more for us?”

#kinktober 2022 #nsft #west writes #wilford warfstache x reader #wilford warfstache x reader smut #eric derekson x reader #eric derekson x reader smut #drabbles #tw overstimulation #tw toys #gn!reader

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regalrain · 1 year

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Ego Poll Results + Links

Best Ego Couple:

Winner- Bim Trimmer (D) x Googleplier (R) with 45.8%.

Tied for last in this vote with 0 votes- Dr.Iplier (D) x Yancy (R), Illinois (D) x Ivyplier (R), Bingiplier (D) x Artiplier (R).

Best Ego Best-friends:

Winner- Darkiplier (D) and Googleplier (R) with 38.5%.

Tied for last in this vote with 0 votes- Bim Trimmer (D) and Yancy (R), Bim Trimmer (D) and Artiplier (R), Yancy (D) and Ivyplier (R).

Which 'OC' Ego would you like to hear most about?:

Winner- Mori, aka Annus, with 55.6%.

Last place- Slime, aka Slimeiplier, with 5.6%.

Joke Ego Ships:

Winner- The Jims CJ and Rj (D) x Their Camera and Microphone respectively with 23.3%.

Last place- Googleplier (R) x Tiny Windshield Wiper in his mouth with 1.7%.

Horrible Ego Ships:

Winner- The Actor x Anyone with 25%.

Last place- Eric Derekson (D) x Yancy (R) with 1.8%.

Best Ego Polyamorousship:

Winner- Mechanical Hearts (Bim x All the Google’s) with 24.3%.

Last place- Sweet Exploration (Ivyiplier, Eric Derekson, Illinois) with 0%.

Which Ego is the Most Powerful?:

Winner- Darkiplier with 43.6%.

Last place- Silver Shepherd with 0%.

Hottest Ego:

Winner- Darkiplier (Rose) with 31.7%.

Last place- Ivyplier (Ivy/Paris) with 0%.

Which Ego Secretly has the Softest Heart?:

Winner- Yancy (Yance) with 36.7%.

Last place- Ivyplier (Ivy/Paris) with 0%.

Which Ego has been Ruined the Most by the Fandom?:

Winner- Darkiplier with 45.4%.

Tied for last in this vote with 2.1%- Illinois, Bingiplier.

Which Ego would make the Best Older Sibling?:

Winner- Yancy with 28.8%.

Tied for last in this vote with 0 votes- The Necromancer, Ivyplier.

Random Ego Fusions! Who’s the coolest for pairings?:

Winner- Illinois and Yancy with 25%.

Last place- Illinois and Googleplier with 0%.

Best pet name/nickname Google has called Bim?:

Winner- Bimothy (His name is not Bimothy) with 51.5%.

Tied for last in this vote with 0 votes- Troublemaker, Ostentatious, Owner (sarcastic).

Does Anyone want to join in on making Ego Au’s or an Ego Multiverse?:

Winner- Yes with 77.8%. However no one has reached out.

Tied for last place with 11.1%- No, Other/Write-in. However no one has written-in.

Most Kissable Ego?:

Winner- Yancy with 28%.

Last place- Silver Shepherd with 0%.

What is Wilford's best persona name besides Wilford 'Motherloving' Warfstache?:

Winner- Wingleheimer with 48.3%.

Last place- Wrathy Jon with 3.3%.

Who is the most Chaotic Ego?:

Winner- The Jims with 56.9%.

Tied for last in this vote with 0 votes- Yancy, Captain Magnum.

Suggestive under the cut poll

What Ego has the best Tiddies?:

Winner- Annus (Mori) with 36.8%.

Close Second place- Illinois (Illi) with 31.6%.

Tied for last in this vote with 0 votes- Ivyplier (Paris), Artiplier (Emil), The Necromancer (Milo), Weatherman Jim (MJ), Anchorman Jim (AJ).

What Ego has the Smallest Ass?:

Winner- Eric Derekson with 23.5%.

Last place- Illinois with 0%.

Smallest Ego Ass part 2:

Winner- Actor prior to bodynapping with 33.3%.

Last place- Murdoch with 0%.

#markiplier egos #markiplier

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riotlain · 2 years

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Egos with their s/o’s cat

Bc my cat is laying on me and being loud

shorter than usual bc i want to post

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Iplier Egos

Darkiplier

He likes your cat

He just hates the fur

I feel like he’d talk to the cat casually-

“Hello there. How are you doing?” “Meow!” “Oh really?”

You’d never see him do it ofc

When you have your back turned hes cradling your cat

Every once in a while youll find a cat toy on the ground that you dont remember buying

It was Dark ofc

Wilford

Dog person but he doesnt mind cats

Definitely babys the cat tho

Holds it like a baby and walks around

“Have you fed the lil guy today?”

No guns around the cat

Will shoot anyone who insults your cat

Illinois

Bros literally never home bc adventures

But he find it nice when he visits you have a cat to rub against his leg

Pets it like a dog

If its a kitten he’ll put it on his shoulder and walk around your house with it

Gets cool artifacts for you cat??

10/10 Cat dad whenever hes over

Eric Derekson

Was scared of your cat being mean

Now hes emotionally attached to it

Rough day? Eric hangs with your cat

If your cats an outside one he’ll be so fucking scared sometimes

“What- what if your cat gets in a- uh- um- a fight?” Please reassure that your cat will be fine

Always gets lil toys or treats for your cat

Host

Host cant see your cat lol

He enjoys the cat fur tho

Unless its hairless then uh-

He definitely talks to your cat casually

“The Host asks how [Insert cat’s name]’s day has been?” “Meow!” “Well thats nice :)”

Emotionally attached to your cat now

Septiceye Egos

Anti

Hes an asshole to your cat

Would never hurt em or anything

Just bullies him

“Hey, Y/n! Look at this fatty!” * Anti holding up your cat*

Has beef with your cat for some reason??

“What’re you lookin’ at?”

Jameson

Cat person for sure

Cradles your cat

Gets lil toys for em

Literally the whole thing

“Looky here at this rascal!” *Pats your cats head*

Your cat will probably end up following him around alot

#markiplier egos x male reader #markiplier egos x reader #darkiplier x reader #darkiplier x male reader #wilford warfstache x reader #wilford warfstache x male reader #illinois x reader #illinois x male reader #eric derekson x reader #eric derekson x male reader #the host markiplier #the host x reader #the host x male reader #antisepticeye x reader #antisepticeye x male reader #jameson jackson x reader #jameson jackson x male reader #jj jameson x reader #jj jameson x male reader

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weirdlyobsessedwithegos · 2 years

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Rthhgd still absolutely lobe your writing!! Its so good!!

Also, just a question

How would the egos react to an extremely flirty reader?

Like, they just flirt constantly

You don't have to write for all of them, just the ones you can think of ideas for, I was just curious lol

(Feel free to ignore)

Ahh, thank you so much! Didn’t write all the egos cause that would be a lot lol, but here’s five!

Wilford: Will be very flattered and plays along, flirting back all of the time. Makes him smile and grin, and he loves it. Although he is more one for action, so you might get a hug or maybe even a little kiss on the cheek if you aren’t quite dating yet.

Eric Derekson: You want to fluster the man? See him blush all pretty? This is how you do it. Would not know what to do with himself, and would hide his face behind his hands and comfort handkerchief all the time while, face aflame.

Darkiplier: probably a little unimpressed, you know the look, like with the raised eyebrow and all, UNLESS, he likes you back/and or you are dating, then he will flirt back, although a little less often, and a lot more subtle than you. An extra hand there to support you when you don’t need one, emphasizing certain words or phrases, that kind of thing.

Actor: bastard man probably expects it, and will want nothing less. Equally good at giving it though, so expect to get flustered, being with him is just flirting all the time

Engineer Mark: puppy eyes incarnate, loves the attention, and will not believe that you’re really flirting with him at first. But when he realizes you actually are he will be so happy about it, a little blush on his face whenever you flirt with him

#Wilford Warfstache #darkiplier #eric derekson #actor Mark #engineer mark #actor #dark #wilford #eric #engineer #wilford warfstache x reader #darkiplier x reader #actor mark x reader #engineer mark x reader #eric derekson x reader #blurbs and thoughts

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clanwarrior-tumbly · 2 years

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Can I please have Eric, yandere, goopiplier, Wilford, and captain Magnum (I hope I spelled that right) with a reader who plays the guitar in a heavy metal band?

Eric

He’s not into the heavy metal scene considering its intensity.

But he still supports you out of politeness.

Derek definitely doesn’t approve of it. And out of spite you’ll strum your guitar loudly whenever he’s shooting a commercial or just talking in general.

If he’s bothering Eric usually your glares send him away (and the young Derekson appreciates your efforts <3).

You’d invite him to one of your gigs, but it would probably overwhelm him.

So you just show him videos of your performances.

Yandere

Outside the school uniform, he dresses like a punk.

He likes listening to rock music, so I think he’d enjoy some heavy metal, too (especially if it’s coming from his senpai’s band!).

He gets kinds shy when he meets you and your bandmates for an autograph, but he’s fanboying 100% on the inside.

You get tons of fanmail and immediately know it’s from him, though you always appreciate an adoring fan.

Of course, Yan’s careful not to send too much as to not seem stalkerish.

Goopiplier

He loves the music!

The soundwaves just make him all wiggly and he loves the feeling.

Just don’t let him touch your guitar because there will be slime on it and make it very difficult to clean.

You’ll sometimes scold him but he always feels bad even if you don’t.

Does anyone know that Tiktok with Venom the black goop encased in a cologne bottle jamming to a song?

Yeah that’s Goopy if you were to isolate a piece of him and make him listen to your guitar solo.

Wilford

He prefers classic 70s-80s disco beats. He doesn’t get the “edgy music these days”.

But you still have his full support <3

If you're mimicking Dark's aesthetic, he might change your guitar and attire pink when you go to rehearsal or a concert.

He claims that he’s only helping you "stand out".

But he just likes messing around with you.

Captain Magnum

He’d probably be like “I don’t see the appeal” and would complain about it being loud and distracting for his crew.

But you’re just like “hear me out for a second I can change your mind”.

At first he doubts it. However you do, indeed, change his mind after performing a heavy metal cover of a sea shanty.

The next day you see him incorporate more black and metal spikes/piercings into his attire.

It’s flattering and leaves you feeling smug that you changed the stubborn pirate’s opinions overnight.

#clanask #iplier egos x reader #eric derekson #eric derekson x reader #yandereplier #yandereplier x reader #goopiplier #goopiplier x reader #wilford warfstache #wilford warfstache x reader #captain magnum #captain magnum x reader #punk reader #heavy metal reader #headcanons #platonic

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orange-waterfalls · 3 years

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I Call This One: Bold & Brash!

The egos x artist! gn! reader

ty @pokemonpunqueen for the request!

A/N: I’ve decided that I’m gonna write for the egos when I can’t think of anything else or I need practice writing lmao. I mean I was doing that before? But I didn’t know it? listen it’s fine it’ll be fine but FOR NOW I thiiiink I’m gonna take requests. Just a few. I’ll stop when I think it gets too much. This is exactly what it says. I focused on like drawing/painting for “artist”, with some references to animation thrown in there. I did Darkiplier, Wilford, Yancy, Illinois, Google, Eric, and a Host thrown in there bc I love him and I miss him

Word count is 1.5k

Enjoy

Egos x artist!reader

Darkiplier

He’ll want to commission art from you

He makes comments about how Mark is a narcissist but also he’s a narcissist.

Oh look, Dark’s asking you for another picture. What does he want? He wants you to draw him? Again? For the fifth time this fucking month? Wonderful.

He likes looking at how you make art of him, be it stylistic or realistic

He will hang them up all over the fucking house so pace yourself

He’s fine if you draw anybody else

Except Mark. Never Mark. How can he tell, you ask? No fucking clue, but he does

Gets a bit worried that you won’t make enough money to live comfortably

Just because not everyone needs a fucking MANSION-

Will always buy things for you if you ask

Likes to be able to support your job or hobby

Sugar daddy? I mean maybe

Makes sure you eat, sleep, drink water, survive--

Leaves snacks for you at your desk for when you don’t want a meal.

Carries you to bed if you fall asleep at a desk

Recommends you wear comfy clothes at all times so you can fall asleep wherever

A bit of an enabler, he’s doing his best tho

If you take commissions don’t be surprised if he threatens to kill someone when they don’t pay or are rude to you

He loves you, that’s all

Wilford

Fucking elated

Draw him!!! Please!!!! Please draw him!!!!! He has coin!!!!! He can pay!!!!!

Ecstatic if you actually draw him like he’ll giggle for an hour straight just looking

Secretly commissions more art from you

So also sugar daddy

It’s always something so obvious so you know it’s him anyways

He likes bright colors and eyestrain for some reason

If you make that, he just. Stares at it. Unblinking. You have to snap him out of it (im not projecting what do you mean)

Gets extremely worried about you not taking care of yourself

Gets someone to fucking babysit you when he’s gone so you take care of yourself

When you get greatly offended by this he settles for texting you reminders

And when you ignore those he texts more

Don’t be surprised if you get spammed by several people and an alarm starts to play from somewhere in the house

You’re gonna be healthy whether you like it or not, asshole

Drags you to bed aggressively

He WILL NOT drug your food with melatonin because that’s illegal. B U T-

He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit

Will advertise your art to anyone and everyone and also on his show and threatens the audience with a gun

AGAIN, a little confused. he just wuvs u so much

Yancy

I mean technically he’s kind of an artist too so he appreciates your skill and creativity

He’s very nosy and likes to look over your shoulder while you work

If you don’t like him doing that, he still does it, just more secretively

Likes to work in the same room as you.

That is if you don’t mind constant singing or tap dancing in the background

He shows off your art to anyone and everyone and gets mad if they don’t immediately say it’s fantastic

May or may not have stabbed someone over it, you’ll never know

If you show him something you’re working on, he’ll show you something he’s working on in return

The law of equivalent exchange

You tell him you can make MONEY from things like art and dancing and he goes apeshit he gets so fucking excited

If you’re like an animator and offer to animate his dancing he might actually cry

He’ll deny it constantly every day until he dies

If you make things traditionally he hangs them on the wall Everywhere

You might run out of room

By which i mean you will run out of room as soon as possible

Will never tell you a drawing is bad ever unless it’s like Really Bad which it never will be in his eyes

He loves anything and everything you do u are so precious

You have a permanent support system within the man

Google

Used to see art as pointless

Then comprehended the chemical release it causes in the brain and thought that was fine

Then saw you get really mad with something you were working on and got confused again?

If art no make good chemical, why art?

He still doesn’t understand, but that’s ok

You tried to get him to make something once

He just. Kinda. Made a buncha ones and zeroes

You still framed it and hung in on the wall and he got embarrassed

If he could blush, he would

If you draw him he looks like he doesn’t care but it’s at that point he decides he would die for you

Primary objective: answer questions as quickly as possible. Secondary objective: make u happy. Tertiary objective is to destroy mankind

If you draw bing that will disappear IMMEDIATELY you have BETRAYED him

If you ask for a color palette recommendation he Always says the google colors. Always.

You might’ve thought he was going for an rgby type of thing. But then you realize.

He is in charge of your financing. He will tell you the most efficient ways to make money as an artist and you follow then

He is also in charge of making sure you FUCKING EAT A MEAL

“But isn’t an objective to destroy mankind?” shut up he’s not happy about it either

Despite his best efforts he loves you and that ain’t gonna change

Illinois

Doesn’t fully understand

He needs to be outside at all times and cannot stay in one place

And you’re like??? Required to stay still???? For prolonged amounts of time????? Disgusting. Anyway, whatcha workin’ on?

He might ask you to try and teach him

If you do try he gives up almost immediately

Sometimes you just get so into it that you forget to do basic things and he gets upset

(i.e. eating, sleeping, living, etc.)

He gets worried about you

He is a hypocrite bc he does the same

He will drag you to bed, motherfucker

Honestly he might lock your shit somewhere until you fucking take care of yourself. it’s like a hostage situation god

“Where the fuck did you put it” “I have no clue what you mean. I might know if you eat your dinner, though”

Asshole (affectionate)

Sometimes you like make faces when you try to draw a person and it’s hilarious and cute to him

He looks at your drawings the moment you walk away but acts like he doesn’t care

He cares a lot

Will support you no matter what but will also tell you without hesitation if he thinks something looks shit

Listen he’s out of line but he’s right

Eric

Loves you a lot and will support anything and everything you choose to do or make

Drawing? Awesome! Painting? Wonderful! Animation? Superb!

He often wants to buy you supplies or something but he does not know what anything is

Fuck is a chalk pencil???? What are gel pens vs normal pens?????? Watercolor????? What the fuck are you saying??????????

Will subtly drop hints that you could,,,, draw him,,,,, maybe,,,,, if u wanna

And by subtly I mean he starts to ask and then starts crying

If you draw him he will cry again he loves u so much

If he ever were to get a tattoo it’d be something u drew. Nothing else is as important to him at the moment

He enjoys photography and film, and likes to try and bond with you over artistic things

I mean. Some things overlap.

You could talk about a single drawing for hours and he’d listen intently the whole time

Don’t ask him for feedback, it’s always some version of “it’s perfect and I love you”

Even if he hates it

Which,,,,, he might hate it sometimes

He’s not a good reviewer. 2/10, very biased

He likes to take photos when you’re in the zone

If you tell him to delete them he will

While secretly making one his home screen

Host

Hey, he gets it

He writes, he understands the hyperfocus

Sometimes he wouldn’t move from his chair for a day because he was busy writing a script

That being said, you probably have to be the one to get him to take care of himself

Or you have to take turns

Otherwise you’re both gonna fucking die

He asks you to describe your art to him and tries to picture it.

He’ll tell you if he thinks it probably looks good or bad

You shouldn’t take it to heart because he can’t see it

He is a bastard sometimes

“Well, what do you think?” “I think it looks fantastic” “Thanks, babe” “...” “... you think you’re fucking funny, don’t you”

He asks if you can draw him sometimes

No, he won’t see it, but he’ll appreciate the sentiment if you do

He will ask for your opinion on his scripts sometimes

If you say it’s bad he gets really defensive

You work in the same room a lot of the time and forget the other is there

One of you has to preemptively order food or like set a timer so you can goddamn Survive

You’ll be fine

#markiplier egos x reader #darkiplier x reader #wilford warfstache x reader #yancy x reader #illinois x reader #googleplier x reader #eric derekson x reader #eric derickson x reader #x gn reader #x gender neutral reader #darkiplier x gn reader #wilford x reader #wilford warfstache x gn reader #yancy x gn reader #illinois x gn reader #googleplier x gn reader #eric derekson x gn reader #i'll be honest i only thought about this bc i saw mark's fucking VIDEO on tiktok and got kind of excited

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gaymingintrovert · 2 years

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Writing Requests and Masterlist

Requests Closed, Moved to my alt, @gaymingwriter

This is edited when changes are made

Markiplier:

- Eric Derekson

- Yancy

- Googleplier (all 4)

- Mack (HE!Mack, Dictator!Mack, and Crew!Mack) (ISWM)

- Celci (ISWM)

- Engineer Mark

- Darkiplier

- Wilford

- Dr. Iplier

- The Jims

- Damien

- Illinois

- Noir

- Host

- Others if requested!

I will write gender neutral/they/them reader unless specified. I write trans people as well, along with neopronouns. I also am happy to write polyam or platonic/parent child.

I’ll write age regression with character caregivers with reader regressors/character regressors with reader caregivers. No romance in those.

I will not be writing yandere because I’m not good at writing that.

I will absolutely not write incest, pedophilia, or anything proship in general.

I will only write light smut. Not full NSFW.

I’ll absolutely write fluff and angst

Masterlist

- to be updated -

#ipliers x reader #yancy x reader #iswm mack x reader #googleplier x reader #eric derekson x reader #iswm celci x reader #iswm mark x reader #engineer mark x reader #x reader #iswm x captain y/n #dictator mack #head engineer mack #crewmate mack #darkiplier x reader #wilford warfstache x reader #the jims x reader #dr iplier x reader

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ashesstellarbrighton · 3 years

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hello fellow person,in regards to your recent post! ive been desperately scrambling all over tumblr for an open req ask, and i wanted to throw this idea:

How would the egos react to the reader who is indifferent of their self-care (not taking amounts of water for a few days, forgetting to shower, eat or change clothes, spending ungodly amounts of hours working.. that good stuff.)

i hope you have a wonderful time-!

List of Characters: Dark, Wilford, Actor, Dr.iplier, Eric Derekson, and Bimtrimmer.

Warning: N/A

Requested: Yes

Enjoy my first Fanfic/Headcanon write!

Dark:

-Dark would be confused at first. He wouldn’t understand why someone wouldn’t take care of their hygiene/SelfCare.

-After about a week, he would start commenting on Y/N lack of hygiene/SelfCare. He would say things like, “Y/N, you should drink more water” or “Have you eaten yet?”

-Dark would start bringing Y/N food and water when they were busy doing work they didn’t finish at work or school.

- Dark would remind Y/N to shower, and if they didn’t shower or they blew it off, he would stare at them, Y/N would get annoyed of his staring.

“What?”

“Are you going to shower?”

“Later, I’m working.”

“You’ll forget if you don’t do it now.”

“Will you stop staring at me if I shower.”

“Yes”

-Dark tells Y/N that they should take breaks from work and relax a little, and if they still worked after Dark’s suggestion’, it wasn’t a suggestion. He would close their laptop and tell them to take a break if that didn’t work. He would drag Y/N out of their chair.

Wilford Warfstache:

-Wilford would be concerned. First, he would constantly remind Y/N to eat, drink water, shower, and he would do their laundry and dishes.

-But after a while, he starts to get frustrated with Y/N lack of trying. He would tell Y/N to go shower, and if they didn’t listen, he would drag them to the shower and push them in the shower even though Y/N is completely clothed.

-if Wilford sees Y/N works for too long for his liking, he would lock all of Y/N stuff in a safe and wouldn’t give it back to them until they relaxed for a little bit.

-Wilford also would hug or latch onto Y/N until they stopped working before locking their stuff away. He believes cuddles and hugs fix everything.

-He would check in with Y/N every 30 minutes to an hour just to make sure they’re there okay and not overworking themselves. It kind of gets annoying.

Actor Mark:

-He would be a bitch at first.

-Actor would make comments like

“You smell like shit. Take a shower!”

“Your clothes have stains on them!”

“You’ve been working all night! You haven’t given me any attention!”

-After a while, he would start to get concerned, but he doesn’t know how to express his concerns.

-Actor would make a bubble bath and then drag Y/N to the bathroom.

-Actor cooks full course meals every night and doesn’t leave the room until Y/N has tried everything. He is too proud of his work for Y/N not to appreciate it, and he wants them to eat.

-He washes Y/N’s clothes but doesn’t tell them cause he doesn’t want Y/N to call him a simp, so Y/N finds fresh clothes in their drawer.

-He tries his best, but he doesn’t want to be judge by the others, which makes him seem a little bit distant, but Y/N can see he is trying.

Dr.iplier (Matthew):

-Dr.iplier/Matthew would be upset, and he would lecture Y/N on their lack of care for their hygiene.

-He would constantly remind them how important self-care is and why they should keep up their hygiene, but in a very annoying way.

-He after a while would get concerned and start asking questions like why Y/N isn’t taking care of themself or why they don’t have the motivation to take care of themself.

-He would try and push the reader to take breaks or would remind them every so often to eat or drink water.

-Dr.iplier would clean their room and try to help them to the best of his abilities

-Y/N sees Dr.iplier trying and tries to do as he says to make him feel better

Eric Derekson:

-Eric would be concerned

-Eric would doesn’t remind the reader to do anything because he doesn’t want to come off as annoying

-Eric would clean Y/Ns room and would bring them food, water, and of course, cookies or cupcakes

-He would complain about the reader smelling or anything, but he would make little comments like, “you should shower. It has been a few days, but only if you want to.”

-Y/N would see him trying to be nice and would shower

-Eric is a sweet bean

Bim Trimmer:

-Bim is a confusing one to determine his emotion on the subject

-Bim would spray the reader with a hose

“WHAT THE FUCK BIM!”

“This is how I clean the corpses I eat, so it’s a good way to wash off.”

“I’m Not One Of Your Cropses, Am I!”

“No, but you stink.”

-Bim would try to make Y/N food, but it would be human meat, so after a while, he stopped

-He would throw a bottle of water at the reader if they haven’t drunk any water yet, and he

-He steals the reader’s laptop if they are overworking themself

-Bim is annoying, but he has good intentions

#markiplier egos x reader #actor mark #wilford warfstache x reader #actor!mark x reader #markiplier egos #darkiplier x reader #darkiplier #bim trimmer #eric derekson #dr iplier

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even-more-incorrect-ego-quotes · 4 years

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[The Ipliers Having A Sleepover at the Septic House]

*loud scream rings out in the middle of the night*

Eric: W-what was that??

Jim Twins, in sync: Demons! It must be demons!

Dark: Wil, I swear, if you brought a rooster into this house---

Wilford: Now why would I ever do a thing like that? Besides, I’d be laughing at the look on all your faces if I did.

Dr. Iplier: All this talking is going to make it harder to fall back asleep. And if we don’t back fall asleep, our health will decrease. And if our health decreases, we will die.

Yancy: Die? In this economy? Youse gonna have ta fight me first.

Annus: He’s not wrong, coffins are very expensive, especially custom made ones, but I can refer you to---

Anti: SHUT THE FOCK UP! By Jaysus, it’s just Jackie goin’ out on patrol! And if it’s not Jackie, it’s Chase cryin’ like a little bitch! Either way, it’s normal. So go back to sleep before I kill ya all myself.

#markiplier #jacksepticeye #incorrect ego quotes #egos #mark fischbach #sean mcloughlin #jse #fandom #eric derekson #darkiplier #antisepticeye #yancy x reader #unus annus #dr. iplier #wilford warfstache #the jim twins

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weirdlyhornyforegos · 4 years

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Anon: headcanons for egos when they have a s/o that's easily flustered by compliments and praise please?

MIINORS DNI!! Oh this was fun to imagine ;) Didn’t do all the egos, but here some of them

Dark: Oh, he absolutely uses it to play dirty. He’ll praise and give a lot of small compliments all the time, even in public, because he loves seeing you get so influenced just by his words.

Wilford: Thinks it adorable! Will praise you while giving you kisses all over your face, and the rest of your body when you’re alone. Loves how flustered you get and will use the smallest things as an excuse to give you compliments and praise.

Yancy: Doesn’t quite get it at first, but when he does, he loves giving your praise and compliments whenever you have sex. Especially fond of whispering it in your ear while he holds you close.

Illinois: Oh, he is ready to give. Loves to praise you and give you compliments, will do it all the time when he realises the effect it has on you.

Eric: He’s not the best at giving praise honestly, cause he gets super flustered himself, but boy does he try. Kinda makes it extra sweet when he manages to stutter himself trough some. Good at giving small compliments though! Likes to tell you he likes how you styled your hair today, how cute your shirt is, etc.

Actor: Same hat, same boat. He totally gets it, cause even if he tries to hide it, he loves to be praised and get compliments too. This makes him especially good at it, cause he knows exactly what to say to get you flustered to the max.

E-plier: Dirty boy, absolute bastard, has no qualms about doing it all the time, everywhere and whenever, especially in public. There might even be video compilations of that somewhere

Host: Getting praise and compliments in third person is a bit odd at first, but as soon as you get used to that, he can definitely make you flustered. Also he sometimes uses his ability to give you praise and compliments when you’re not even in the same room, flustering you even more, especially if you’re around other people.

#darkiplier x reader #wilford warfstache x reader #yancy x reader #illinois x reader #eric derekson x reader #actor mark x reader #e-plier x reader #the host x reader #lime #my headcanons #dark #wilford #yancy #Illinois #eric #actor #e-plier #host

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anabsolutesimpforegos · 4 years

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a/n: ok so I haven't written/posted in like a month and I’m sorry, so here’s another hc list I wrote to get back into the swing of things!

💗💗reblogs are appreciated💗💗

How the egos react to being sick and taken care of:

Dark:

Doesn’t tell you he’s unwell to any degree; you have to play detective and figure it out

Flat out denies he's ill if you confront him about it. It isn’t until he practically collapses that you decide “alright, you fucking edgelord, I’m taking care of you and that’s that.”

He protests that too. He's stubborn, unfortunately for you.

“I know you can take care of yourself but I want to help you so let me damnit-”

He doesn't like food but if you bring him soup he’ll eat it because it's a sign of gratitude and, whether he likes to outwardly admit it or not, he’s absolutely smitten with you

He’s inwardly a bit embarrassed to be looked after, but you’re so enthusiastic, and it’s not like he could stop you, so he lets it happen

After he’s better he’ll thank you, obviously

Actor:

Whiny

Very, very whiny

“I feel like I’m dying y/nnnnnnnnnnnn” “you have a mild cold Mark”

If you aren't up and doing something he's probably latched onto you in bed

This Man Is Clingy Okay

Absolutely tries to kiss you and you have to shove his face away because if you get sick you won’t be able to take care of him

When he gets better he brushes it off as nothing

If you remind him of everything you did for him, he pouts and huffs out something along the lines of “fine. Thank you.”

A surefire way to shut him up is to kiss him; works like a charm

Wilford:

Oddly functional when he’s sick

If you don't notice something is wrong he won't either

If you can’t get him to rest, you force him to wear a mask because you refuse to let him get you or the others sick

If you manage to get him to rest, he’s complaining the entire time

“Cookie, I’m fineeeeeeeeee.” “you've been hacking up a lung all day, plus you are burning up, no you’re not.”

He’s kind of childish about it

Eventually, he gives up and mopes

When he gets better, if you smother him in affection he’ll be quick to stop grumbling about it

Yancy:

Doesn't think its a big deal when he's sick

You have to gently coax him into bed

He's hesitant to accept you wanting to take care of him

“This is justa lotta trouble to go through for lil ol me...”

If he wasn’t smitten before, he is now

Being taken care of??? It's heaven

He’ll thank you for everything to the point the phrase “thank you” doesn’t sound like actual words anymore

The gratitude continues for the next week and you have to tell him that it’s fine, that he didn’t have to keep saying it

He's just a big softie yknow?

Illinois:

This bastard

Says he's fine even when he’s obviously not

The most you can do is force him to take medicine, because there's no way in hell you’ll be able to get him to rest

Tries to tease you about wanting him to feel better

“It’s almost like you love me” “wipe that smirk off your face… but yeah, i do”

When he gets better, he might mutter a thank you and then act like it never happened

You caring about him so openly flusters him, despite how much he’ll deny it

He isn’t used to being the flustered one, give him some time and he’ll get around to being a bit more vulnerable

He's a softie too, he just doesn't like showing it

Eric:

sometimes his anxiety makes him sick; it's just how it goes

He’s used to it to a degree, but the first time you see it, it scares you a little

It leaves him pale, shaking, and dizzy/disoriented at times

He doesn’t find it enough for you to worry about, even if its very unpleasant

“This isn’t... normal?” “sweetie no-”

Once you hush his worrying over you “having more important things to do”, he gratefully accepts your offer to take care of him

A day to help him relax will help him more than the medicinal route most often

When he feels better, he might stutter out a thank you along with a small peck on the cheek

Poor man is easily flustered, kiss him back and he’ll melt

#darkiplier x reader #actor mark x reader #wilford warfstache x reader #yancy x reader #illinois x reader #eric derekson x reader #dark #actor!mark #wilford #yancy #illinois #eric #my writing #i didnt include google and host this time bc i couldnt think of anything for them. sorryyyyy

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riotlain · 2 years

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Egos with Symbiote Host reader

You venom fr 😟😟

keep in mind ive never watched Vemon or read the comics lol

(Bold red quotations are the symbiote)

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG. WOMEN DNI RESPECTFULLY

Iplier Egos

Darkiplier

They dont get along

Your little parasite likes to mock Dark all the time

Dark wont entertain the creature tho

Hes too cool and hot and mysterious for that😒

And if he even tries to the symbiote will cry to you

You dont really care but its annoying

“Y/NNN!! DARK SNAPPED AT MEEE”

You try to keep it in check

Wilford Warfstache

He tries to get along

They get along in the murder part

They plot when you sleep

“Ok, how about this. I lure them in and shoot them and then you-“

“Hnnnggg… Wilford hun wtf you talkin about??”

“Nothing sugarplum! Go back to sleep now!”

Treats it kinda like a dog??

Your parasite isnt really mad about it lol

“Y/n your boyfriend is the best youve had yet“

Eric Derekson

Eric is dead terrified by it at first

A creature that’s attached to your body and wants to kill??

Lordy lord not for our good man Eric Derekson here!

Oh itll be nice to him? Ok….

Your symbiote bullies Eric in your thoughts-

If it says anything outloud you’d kill it

The most interactions they have is like

“Get me food. Hashbrown.”

Google

He doesnt know what it is

And that bothers him

He asks alot of questions about it

Like what it eats

It has its own wiki page now??

Your symbiote thinks its a “metal fucking loser”

Its kinda right /j

Hes your metal loser tho ☺️☺️

Septiceye Egos

Anti

Constant beef or pranks

Your symbiotes a lil bitch

They get along when they talk shit about the rest of the egos

“An’ Marvin is such a fookin prick yknow?!” “Yea he looks like a lil pussy lol”

Its like having 2 symbiotes

Except you date 1

Robbie

Robbie and the symbiote dont have beef ☺️

They both eat and they bond over that sorta

Your symbiote called him a scraggly bum when it first saw him

You explained Robbies a zombie and it was just like “oh lol”

They get along decently

The symbiote is 2x more demanding than Robbie

“Y/n were hungry get us meal!” “Youu dontt haave to…”

Shneeple

Shneeple tried to inspect it and almost got his hand bit off

Symbiote is not a fan of Shneeple

“He acts like he knows it all blah blah blah”

You have to hear it all

Shneeple asks alot of questions about it and the creature is just like

“Lol yo mama”

The symbiote wants to act like a mysterious creature

It isnt tho

Marvin

Magic man is also confused by it

At first he thinks maybe is a spirit connected to you

Or magic

Or a familiar

then you have to explain its a weird alien parasite who likes tatertots

Not what he expected but he’ll take it

The symbiote likes Marvins lil tricks

“I like your funny words magic man”

Battle Egos

Phantom

Phantom is… off put by it

The symbiote makes fun of him tho

bc funny jokes

Phantom has tried to feed it one of the many souls he owns

The symbiote gagged like a cat at that

Phantom doesnt really get mad at sure

Annoyed? sure

At most he’ll just like

Hit its head with his cane to quiet it down

Natemare

Devious mfs

Causin pranks

And youre always in the middle of them

Bc yknow

Symbiotes attached to you

Its literally like having 2 of them around

Lord

Arent you tired all the time

Natepai

Natepai was scared of it at first

And got called a pussy by it bc of that

Hes gotta get used to it since hes dating you

He pat its head once

And now theyre besties???

They gang up on you when they want something

Natepai would butter you up

And then your little parasite would ask

You just have to give in tho

You cant say no to the both of them ☺️☺️

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