Rain wears makeup, both because they think it looks pretty and because they love leaving lipstick marks on their packmates. Their favorite shade is a satin dark purple that looks almost black. It’s not uncommon to see smudges of purple on Dew’s neck, or Cumulus’s temple, or Phantom’s forehead, or the corner of Swiss’s mouth.
They also like how it makes a ring around the base of whoever’s dick they’re choking on hehe
i know next season is supposed to be lestat focused (and im currently having a breakdown imagining him as a rockstar) but i would give ANYTHING to see a glimpse of how louis and armand were living in the current age before they invited their couple therapist. theres no way they figured out how to use the internet to its full potential. did rashid come over one day to set up their wifi and then ended up their little henchman. are their man snacks found on craigslist or something. armand said he didnt want daniel there so i can only imagine louis was annoying him 24/7 while he was trying to read on his kindle in peace 💀 the way louis is so adamant about getting this book made makes me think he was watching tv and one of those reality shows that covers old musicians came on and he saw lestat and started tweaking because no way did he think about old man dan's book out of no where
this post about inverting the 'vampires are snobby upperclass' and 'werewolves are working class' tropes irks me soooo bad i dont even know why im just like. werewolves are my best friends vampires dont need a pr campaign theyre doing fine being lame and dusty. why are you slandering working class heroes like this bro.
Okay, this is totally @vaultgirl2077's fault (it's not) because she's obsessed with vampire Kay (I am) and she can't stop talking about this (that's me)
"there are some things about which we do not joke" it's cucking babe. just say it. a familiar going to a diff vampire than their master is cucking them. you got cucked, it's okay Nandor. lemme hold you about it.