Ruby Rose is Nutso
Ruby: (In NWBY series) Oh boy, here we go! New adventure!
Ruby: (Finds Grimm) First enemy! Let's get him~!
Ruby: (Curbstomps to buttrock)
Weiss: (Via scroll) Hello, Ruby, it's me, your partner and begrudged best friend, Weiss Schnee. How are you feeling after getting back into the field after so long?
Ruby: I feel great, Weiss! I love killing things! Like, not just Grimm, but killing people, too! Murder, violence, maiming; it's all great~!
Weiss: (Rolls eyes) Okay, I get it, you want to bathe in the blood of your enemies, miss edgelord. Yeah, yeah.
Ruby: Why would I want to bathe in their blood? That just sounds really sticky? I want to DIE! I want to watch as the light leaves their eyes, extinguished forever, as I cut off all their appendages, limb by limb. I WANT THEIR LOVED ONES TO BURY THEM IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT SIZED BOXES BECAUSE I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE SO MUCH!
Weiss: ...Cool. (Looks away) Hey, did we just unleash a monster upon this world?
Two episodes later...
Ruby: (On RWBY Amity Arena server) I think I got lost on the way to the dust shop.
Jaune: Hey, Ruby, I'm in a Cell Phone Ad!
Ruby: That's so cool! Now what the fuck do you want?
Jaune: Well, I'm here to teach you a lesson.
Ruby: About magnets?
Jaune: No. About a little thing called moral relativism. You know how you've been killing people no matter what?
Ruby: You mean that awesome thing that I've been doing that's always good 100% of the time?
Jaune: Yes, but what if you took some time to... log off and touch some grass? Like this.
Atlas Soldier #1: Holy shit, it's Ice Queendom!
Atlas Soldier #1: (Thinking) Oh, boy, I can't wait to go home and make love to my significant other!.
Ruby: Huh?!
Atlas Soldier #2: Did you really think you could walk right out of Grimm Eclipse like that?
Atlas Soldier #2: (Thinking) I really like having legs!.
Atlas Soldier #1: I have a beautiful wifeandson.
Ruby: Wh-What is this?!
Atlas Soldier #2: Not living sounds bad!.
Ruby: No!
Atlas Soldier #1: I still feel bad after killing that one guy a long time ago.
Ruby: STOP IT! (Clocked in the head)
Jaune: You did it, Ruby! You experience basic fucking empathy! Maybe now you'll decide to think more critically on matters of-
Ruby: (CAN'T HOLD ME NOW! NOW YOU'RE NOTHIN'! I BURN!)
Penny: Ruby! It looks like you succeeded in unaliving the Atlas military industrial complex.
Ruby: Yeah, but I feel... bad about it. But why?
Penny: Perhaps senseless violence was never the answer all along?
Ruby: That can't be it. But... Maybe...
Penny: Ruby, I have known you for approximately half a season, and in all that time, I never thought for a single second that you were capable of reflecting on the consequences of your actions and behaviors.
Ruby: ...
Penny: ...I'm going to go find some Penny treats now.
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Historical Smoking
On the radio, today and I caught a commercial for the movie about Ted Kennedy “Chappaquiddick”. I heard how it was rated pg-13 for Disturbing Images, Strong Language, and HISTORICAL SMOKING. I thought did I hear that right? What’s historical smoking? I checked and Yep the flick got a PG-13 rating partly because it shows a lot of people smoking. I certainly wouldn’t want my children seeing a movie with a lot of gratuitous sex or excessive foul language. But really, who cares if folks smoke a few Marlboros. People still smoke. I don’t think kids seeing people puffing on cigs is going to corrupt them. (Heck I see kids smoking and vaping these days.) When I was growing up in many houses my family visited there was more smoke in the living room than coming out of the stacks at the local pulp mill. I saw my son this weekend at college. The subject of the Historical Smoking came up. He asked what I thought of when I heard the term Historical Smoking. I said: "To be honest I first thought of Halle Berry." He said: "Why's that?" I told him, "When I think of Historically Smoking, Halle Berrys is right up their. Charlize Theron is smoking too, but not historically." My son gave me a smile and then his mom jumped in, "And you wonder why no one ever asks you to be a Godparent." I didn't know being a history enthusiast could be a bad thing.
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