#wifeandson

[howlingday]

Ruby Rose is Nutso

Ruby: (In NWBY series) Oh boy, here we go! New adventure!

Ruby: (Finds Grimm) First enemy! Let's get him~!

Ruby: (Curbstomps to buttrock)

Weiss: (Via scroll) Hello, Ruby, it's me, your partner and begrudged best friend, Weiss Schnee. How are you feeling after getting back into the field after so long?

Ruby: I feel great, Weiss! I love killing things! Like, not just Grimm, but killing people, too! Murder, violence, maiming; it's all great~!

Weiss: (Rolls eyes) Okay, I get it, you want to bathe in the blood of your enemies, miss edgelord. Yeah, yeah.

Ruby: Why would I want to bathe in their blood? That just sounds really sticky? I want to DIE! I want to watch as the light leaves their eyes, extinguished forever, as I cut off all their appendages, limb by limb. I WANT THEIR LOVED ONES TO BURY THEM IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT SIZED BOXES BECAUSE I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE SO MUCH!

Weiss: ...Cool. (Looks away) Hey, did we just unleash a monster upon this world?

Two episodes later...

Ruby: (On RWBY Amity Arena server) I think I got lost on the way to the dust shop.

Jaune: Hey, Ruby, I'm in a Cell Phone Ad!

Ruby: That's so cool! Now what the fuck do you want?

Jaune: Well, I'm here to teach you a lesson.

Ruby: About magnets?

Jaune: No. About a little thing called moral relativism. You know how you've been killing people no matter what?

Ruby: You mean that awesome thing that I've been doing that's always good 100% of the time?

Jaune: Yes, but what if you took some time to... log off and touch some grass? Like this.

Atlas Soldier #1: Holy shit, it's Ice Queendom!

Atlas Soldier #1: (Thinking) Oh, boy, I can't wait to go home and make love to my significant other!.

Ruby: Huh?!

Atlas Soldier #2: Did you really think you could walk right out of Grimm Eclipse like that?

Atlas Soldier #2: (Thinking) I really like having legs!.

Atlas Soldier #1: I have a beautiful wifeandson.

Ruby: Wh-What is this?!

Atlas Soldier #2: Not living sounds bad!.

Ruby: No!

Atlas Soldier #1: I still feel bad after killing that one guy a long time ago.

Ruby: STOP IT! (Clocked in the head)

Jaune: You did it, Ruby! You experience basic fucking empathy! Maybe now you'll decide to think more critically on matters of-

Ruby: (CAN'T HOLD ME NOW! NOW YOU'RE NOTHIN'! I BURN!)

Penny: Ruby! It looks like you succeeded in unaliving the Atlas military industrial complex.

Ruby: Yeah, but I feel... bad about it. But why?

Penny: Perhaps senseless violence was never the answer all along?

Ruby: That can't be it. But... Maybe...

Penny: Ruby, I have known you for approximately half a season, and in all that time, I never thought for a single second that you were capable of reflecting on the consequences of your actions and behaviors.

Ruby: ...

Penny: ...I'm going to go find some Penny treats now.

[jefjanis]

Love watching to two of them. Everyday is a reminder of how lucky I am. #jefw1f #shutter35studio #jefjanis #family #wifeandSon #lake #fathersday #clevelandphotographer #cleveland #blackandwhite #blackandwhitephotography #bnw_greatshots #bnw_captures #bnw_demand #bnw_zone #bw_lover #bw_addiction #bw_divine #bw_perfect #bw_captures #fujifilm_xseries #fujifilmxt3 #fujifilm_northamerica #fujifilm_us #fujifilm23mmf2 #fujifeed #fujilove #fujiframez #jj_blackwhite #rsa_bnw https://www.instagram.com/p/CBtJjgNpwth/?igshid=c4dnbrh5hia1

[pocketfoto]

Wasting time can be great! . . . #lastweekend #allesgutezumalltag #simplelife #wifeandson #familytime #berlinphotography #streetphotography #instagood #minolta50mm14 #canon80d #fotooftheday #love #somewheremagazine

[ferran-tomas]

⚡️Weekend is ON 😍⚡️. #happyfriday #family #picoftheday #photooftheday #vscocam #selfie #wifeandson #freetime #spring #alltogether #loveforever #mylife #igersitges #home #sweethome (at Sitges)

[pandadrumium]

When my youngest has a wee dance with my wife's plush orca to me playing some prodigy 😂 #Drums #Drummers #Drumming #Drumkit #Drumset #Music #Musician #Jamming #Jam #Creativedrums #Instadrums #YouTubedrums #SerenityFamily #GibraltarRacks #RocNSocThrone #TamaSpeedCobra #LatinPercussion #AquarianDrumHeads #VicFirth5A #VicFirth5AB #barefootkickbuddy #BigFatSnareDrum #trutuner #orca #wifeandson #Mohican #PandaDrumIum

[bneuhgly3413-blog]

March 2,2017 ...😋💯😍👈🏾👉🏾👉🏾While you enjoy your chosen anniversary activity be sure to keep a positive attitude and treat your partner like a king or queen that day. Leave all arguments and day to day detail behind. Just celebrate your relationship. #4years #theresdays #neverforgotten #igotyou #choices1st #3413 #foreverlove #andersonfamily #prouddad #priorities #nothingchanged #yourstillmines #igotforevertogo #builtnotbought #wifeandson (at Anderson, California)

[aljusandres]

#advance #fathersdaygifts thank you #wifeandson👧 here in #cebucityphilippines🇵🇭 #makingmehappy #thanku (at Cebu City)

[andreandersonaz-blog]

#WifeAndSon #Pug #PugWalk (at Arizona)

[justsayun]

Historical Smoking

On the radio, today and I caught a commercial for the movie about Ted Kennedy “Chappaquiddick”.  I heard how it was rated pg-13 for Disturbing Images, Strong Language, and HISTORICAL SMOKING.  I thought did I hear that right?  What’s historical smoking?  I checked and Yep the flick got a PG-13 rating partly because it shows a lot of people smoking.  I certainly wouldn’t want my children seeing a movie with a lot of gratuitous sex or excessive foul language.  But really, who cares if folks smoke a few Marlboros.  People still smoke.  I don’t think kids seeing people puffing on cigs is going to corrupt them. (Heck I see kids smoking and vaping these days.) When I was growing up in many houses my family visited there was more smoke in the living room than coming out of the stacks at the local pulp mill. I saw my son this weekend at college.  The subject of the Historical Smoking came up.  He asked what I thought of when I heard the term Historical Smoking.  I said:  "To be honest I first thought of Halle Berry."  He said: "Why's that?"  I told him, "When I think of Historically Smoking, Halle Berrys is right up their.  Charlize Theron is smoking too, but not historically."  My son gave me a smile and then his mom jumped in, "And you wonder why no one ever asks you to be a Godparent."  I didn't know being a history enthusiast could be a bad thing.

[hiztorybookz]

When your family supports your business. . #WifeandSon #blackfamily #moors #problack #georgefloyd #blackowned #blackandproud #blackpeoplebelike #buyblack #blackconsciousness #naturalhair #repost #explore #blackownedbusiness #fashion #blackempowerment #rextacular #blackgirls #supportblackbusiness #funny #blackpeoplememes #blackqueen #haitianauthor #blackmedia #culture #afro #whitepeople #aboriginal #africanamericans #booksigning https://www.instagram.com/p/CReRdISLkKF/?utm_medium=tumblr

[pocketfoto]

Woods on Rügen . . . #allesgutezumalltag #travelphotography #randomshot #wifeandson #rügen #justamoment

[vaper620-blog]

My wife and son wanted to surprise me with a little bit of my favorite #PumpkinCake #fall #fallseason #yummy #delicious #cakes #cake #wifeandson #vlogs #surprise @buzzfeedtasty @proper_tasty @tasty.cake @soyummy @yummyempire @foodnetwork @foodys_official

[saranelavarasu]

#velandiaries #citylife #apartmentliving #kidslife #mybabyboy #motherandson #home #blacks #photoseries #photography #photographers_of_india #indiaphotoproject #mumbai #india #wifeandson #cinematography #cinematographer #lensculture #CreativeIMAGEMagazine #mimobilephotography2

[jeremyngila]

Jacob's first Naupang Inkhawmpui. Another milestone for our family. Praise the Lord! . . . . . . #wifeandson #first #naupanginkhawmpui #milestone #family #happy #redribbon #instacutie #presbyterian

[oberon524]

My wife and son #family #familia #wifeandson #lovinfamilytime #lovingfamily #instafamily

[aljusandres]

#recognition2017 #viewbug #believeinyourselffirstornobodyelsewill #thankyouall #lookingup #wifeandson👧💙👑here in #cebuphilippines💕 #sinosikat