#wife things

[venusmage]

It was our ten year anniversary the other day so I drew me and my partner’s cutest outfits as of late 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[i-t-guy-in-the-sky]

Does anyone else's wife refuse to use the perfectly good dressing table you got her, and instead sits cross-legged in the bathroom sink to get close enough to the mirror?

No? Just mine then.

Good to know.

[n1ghtwr1ter]

Me talking to my wife, who very kindly re-laced my boots (after my horrible cat peed on them): Thank you, baby. I didn’t realize how much I missed these boots. They’re like a perfectly broken-in pair of jeans.

Her, smiling warmly: I know you must’ve, I’m so glad -

Me: They clasp my feet-butts perfectly.

[disasterbiwriter]

today's my 14th wedding anniversary, and my husband and I spent 3 hours of it tending to a constipated child.

[riordanness]

hey! Where is @my-dear-delphi????? Did she change her url name Or something?????

hi yes she’s now @stargirl-exe <3

[notsomodernwoman]

Soft update:

I told my husband I want to run a marathon, he planned out workout routine and I was excited. Then he said I couldn’t have my usually snacks and now I’m in a bad mood. I am grateful he is taking the lead in this but I thought we would just be running more and working out. The food part is an adjustment. I will spend a bit of my day planning high protein low carb meals and try not to be so grumpy

[thedollisdead]

yesterday I had a full on ptsd meltdown, it's been a long time since the last one. I couldn't stop crying and my body is still so sore from the extreme tension it puts my entire muscular system through.

I feel so lucky that my wife was there and comforted me through out and never made me feel judged or bad like people have to me in the past. Everyday I wake up grateful for her

[juicymori]

My wife is on this god forsaken app posting stranger things theories like the damn God of a writer she is while I'm sitting here not being able to spell like HAHA LOOK AT FUNNY CAT

[zukkaart]

I have adult money which means I can make nuggies and kraft Mac & cheese for both me AND my husband for dinner and no one can stop me

[consceleratuswrites]

[i-t-guy-in-the-sky]

Unexplainable things my wife has done number... who knows.

Saved a box of chocolates for "best" and then waited so long for just the right occasion to eat them that they went out of date and she had to buy more.

I'd like to say that this is the first time it's happened but it's not, it's the sixth.

[n1ghtwr1ter]

Local femme takes advantage of poor ADHD butch doggos to deprive them of chores while they’re not looking

More at 11

[maetel26]

Had a dream tonight that my husband left me to live alone and I was hanging out with the girls and questionable neighbours. Woke up like: gosh ur so useless, I'm so divorcing your hiney, can't trust you again evahhh, look at you just sleeping there, so annoying!

Fell back asleep and had another dream, we're in a faraway land, India or smth, and after shopping in a supermarket, we need to take out our own trash (I've no idea either) in a dirty apron and cap, and my husband puts on both with no hesitation. Woke up like: I'm the luckiest girl alive, this man is my rock, I can trust him with everything I am, rest well my hero :)

I think I should start basing life decisions on my dreams, that sounds like a great idea.

[kensatou]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

I love Suffering animatics/art where Odysseus has a chain or rope around his ankle, connecting him to the mast. not only is it a great reference to the source material, but it implies that someone on the ship was worried that the mere sight of Penelope might convince Odysseus to jump in the water, even though he knows its a siren who will kill him

and that they were so persuasive in this argument that Odysseus actually agreed to it

[n1ghtwr1ter]