#wierdpark

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Wonder Tweek: Goddammit how does this work I've never used Tumblr before-

Super Craig: Just watch them fight it's funny

Wonder Tweek: it's annoying

Mosquito: What are they even fighting about-

Ag: Dogpoo and us wanna be heroes and main parts and cartman isn't taking us seriously so I think there gynna fight >w<

Mosquito: who are you

Ag: exactly >w<

insert Dogpoo and cartman argueing noises here

They aren't very happy right now >w<

Dogpoo: Fine! If you won't let us humbly be superheros with you we will be forced to become super villians and blow this silly little town up! Isn't that right Kevin

Kevin: ya

Cartman super hero: OK!

Dogpoo: Grrr!!! You are making an embarrassment of us and i will not stand it!:

Profesor chaos: Awe fellas is is this my fault-

Everyone: yes

Profesor chaos: Im terribly sorry don't tell my parents :(

Meanwhile

Pip: Y'know it is quite funny watching them argue over such silly little things! I wish I could play super heros with them but alas I can't even if I were alive they definitely wouldn't have let me in the game

Damien: yea they deserve to burn in hell >w<

Pip: well maybe not that extreme ^^!

Pip: Oh what fun it would be to, well I don't know break the rules and go have fun the serface

Damien: I mean if we did we'd get caught and we'd both be in trouble but i gue-

Pip: Pleaaaase Im begging you I love going down there and feeling alive 🥺🥺🥺

Damien: I- ok idc sure

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Wonder Tweek: This way!

sneaky minion noises

Wonder Tweek: SHIT

Super Craig: Ohno we're surrounded whatever will we do

Professor chaos: Muhahahaha there's no way you heros can get past my minions after paying them double! Huhuhuhuhu

Professor chaos: After we've defeated you we'll lure the other super heros here to help you and trap them and kill you all muahahahha

Super Craig: ohnoooooo

Minion #69: THATS IT- We don't want to be treated like background characters just to beat you up then fail! We wanna be super heros too!

Minion #69: It's not fair how you get all the action we're apart of this game too!

Super Craig: Dogpoo that's not part of the game just keep being a minion your ruining it

Super Craig: Plus we need minions to be in the way and be annoying to boost our stats when we beat you

Dogpoo: That's what we mean! We don't want to be just the annoying side characters who you just beat we wanna work with you and fight crime this isn't fair we're just as important as you

Other minion: yeah

Professor chaos: Uh fellas I'll pay you more if you just go along with it please ':3

Super Craig: wow this is lame

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Wonder Tweek: I made a blog- Idunno why I thought it'd be fun to get questions

Wonder Tweek: Say hi Super Craig

Super Craig: Hey-

???: Can we be in your blog too :D

Wonder Tweek: wH-!? Who are you guys

Ag: I'm ag spelt like aj and this is rib

Rib: *silence*

Wonder Tweek: Uh- okay hi ig

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Miss Cartman: Oh well hello there why are you here so late?

Dogpoo: I demand that I have a word with Cartman

Miss Cartman: Oh alright

Miss Cartman: Oh Eric one of your little friends wants to have a chat with you

Cartman: *muffled complains with a mouth full of food*

Dogpoo: I want to be a super hero too!

Cartman: Aren't you one of prefecor chaos' minions

Dogpoo: Not anymore I want to be an important part of the story with the other side characters we wanna be heros too it's not fair!

Cartman: Uh well it's my game and I say no :3

Dogpoo: How dare you not let us play it's a simple request we can even be side kicks we just want a part

Cartman: The games kinda full sowwy

Dogpoo: *insert angry noises here*

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Dogpoo: We want to play too stop just giving us money to do as you say we don't care we're 10 what are we gonna do with it?

Professor chaos: woah woah! It's not my game please I can't decide

Dogpoo: Then who's game is it?