#why yes this IS about the gothsicles!!

[jaxthejaguar]

were i to be hosting a podcast, i simply Would Not invite the raging TERF influencer to be a guest on it

[jewishtommycoolatta]

an explanation of every result as best i can remember/source them:

hlvrai is problematic - the most recent Thing. someone made a (now deleted) post calling hlvrai problematic and the entire tag went ‘several people are typing’ making jokes about it

the egg ask - user got-eggs decided to send several hundred people in the fandom asks asking if they wanted an egg and if you said yes you got an egg picture (here’s mine). in a similar vein there were anons going around (and ive been informed its actually the same anon) who first asked several people about tea and then more recently ‘what if gman stood for gay man’

everyone collectively decided only holly can say canonical information - i feel this is self explanatory but basically fanon tends to ignore what other crew members have said abt characters (ex. gir saying bubby is straight) but listens to holly (ex. coomer is bi and trans)

-topias / carrds just for spotlighting cool character designs - a while ago the previous owner of the url gameclam made a carrd called dilftopia that was a collection of peoples gordon designs. now there’s a lot of them for all the characters. here’s an old post linking to a lot of them but i’m fairly sure there’s more that aren’t listed

frenrey playlist in a left at london tiktok - popular musician left at london made a tiktok showing the names of peoples playlists with her songs in them and one of them was a frenrey playlist

i play computer - workman's comp mix by the gothsicles becoming the hlvrai anthem - user bradbradleyart made an hlvrai animation to this song and it blew up. it has more views than the actual song on youtube and youtube’s automatic playlist builder mixes it with hlvrai fansongs. most of the comments on the song are from hlvrai fans. this song is everywhere here now

gorgon freeman - frenrey ended up on tumblr’s list of the top 100 ships of 2020 but they spelled gordon’s name wrong when they first posted it (rb with the typo). the entire tag proceeded to go apeshit with gorgon jokes and art. the description is a reference to the fact that gordons name is always the one spelled wrong as a joke (ex. gordos in the acab stream, gordon feetman in like act 3)

sunkist twitter shouting out sunkist the perfect dog on national dog day - this real actual tweet from the official sunkist twitter. the description you can see if you look at the replies to basically any of their tweets its mostly just pictures of sunkist the dog

all dogs go to heaven 2 article getting semi-protected due to vandalism - people kept editing gordon freemans death into the wikipedia article for all dogs go to heaven 2 to the point that wikipedia decided to protect the page to stop it. people are also vandalizing the sunkist article but it hasn’t been protected (yet)

benrey tumblr sexyman - i don’t know why. but hes considered one! hes on the sexyman wiki and wayne himself has called him the new onceler. he was also a prime contender for the (now cancelled i think?) tumblr sexyman zine

cyclical discourse - i think only one person got this result which is funny. anyways you know how fandom is

people who want to marry gman - there’s a scourge of hlvrai fans that legitimately are in love with gman and unfortunately several of them are my friends somehow. i don’t know how i ended up like this. hes so wrinkly. why

hlvrai au blogs - theres like... a LOT of hlvrai au ask blogs. i think the trend started with y2kvr? and then it just exploded from there (unfortunately there is no masterpost of these blogs that i can link but that would be a HUGE undertaking so its understandable). besides ask blogs people just have a lot of hlvrai aus in general

benrey kinnies - lots of people kin benrey. hes like stereotypically known for being the guy to kin at this point i think. i don’t understand why, i said i don’t understand kinning and i genuinely don’t! but enjoy your security guard i guess i dont care

catboy obsession - for some reason a lot of the fandom has a thing with catboys (and tangentially dogboys)? like theres a popular ‘catboy maid benrey’ au comic and SEVERAL people with variations of the urls catboybenrey and dogboygordon. the description is in reference to wayne saying there will be no catboys in hlvrai 2 (i cannot for the life of me find the clip of this but i swear it happened)

inspired by recent events: new quiz! sweet little quiz where you bake a cake but instead of a regular result you get something thats happened in the hlvrai fandom.

https://uquiz.com/lyOOq9