#why yes i am nightblogging thank you for noticing

[topaziraphale]

any nsfw headcanons?

Oh I have plenty, here are a few:

Aziraphale and Crowley have a thing for wall sex.

Crowley is very flexible, so he can get really adventurous with positions he wants to try out that would be totally outlandish for a human to do.

Going off of that, the flexibility 100% applies to his spine as well, given he’s a snake that is shaped like a human. He can arch like a female comic book superhero that was drawn by a man that doesn’t understand anatomy.

Crowley can do really weird things with his tongue, yes, so he has bonus points for when he goes down on Aziraphale, but when it’s the other way around, Aziraphale really gives him a run for his money. How that can be, Crowley still can’t figure it out.

I can imagine one of their favorite positions is Aziraphale sitting comfortably on a recliner or sofa while Crowley straddles his lap and rides him, telling his angel to relax and let him do all the work. He’s very good with his hips, and likes making them useful.

Aziraphale has a very difficult time keeping himself together whenever Crowley moans or shouts his name. Crowley knows this, and will sometimes absolutely use that knowledge to his advantage and tease Aziraphale to try to make him come before things really get started. To counter this, all Aziraphale has to do is give Crowley’s hair a good yank, and bam, Crowley’s a mess, his ability to speak temporarily offline.

Aziraphale actually doesn’t curse that much when he dirty talks, he’ll use his own decades-old lingo to describe things. Crowley somehow manages to find it really sexy, if not mildly annoying at times.

They both absolutely love to cuddle afterwards. Aziraphale likes to play up the idea that he gives the best hugs, but deep down he knows Crowley bests him at that. Meanwhile, Crowley will rather be caught dead before he ever admits to being a better cuddler than an angel.

[careful-knives]

Thanks for tagging me :D

1. Why did you choose your url?

Uh. I don't remember now. I think I just wanted to make a pun on slashing things lol

and I like when people refer to me as Knives, because Knives are agender and plural, so they/them

2. Any side blogs?

One, made for theme fitting purposes.

3. How long have you been on tumblr?

Long enough to remember stuff like "what is air", "right in the feels" and "supernatural has a gif for everything" because it happened in real time. So, since the summer of 2012

4. Do you have queue tag?

No. I rarely use queue and I don't have any special tag for it.

5. Why did you start this blog in the first place?

My sister had one and told me it was fun. And then it was.

6. Why did you choose your icon?

My current icon is Aerith from ff7r. Maybe I hope that, like her, I'll be able to look forward to the future. To focus more on the now. And most importantly to endure the bad and don't let it break me.

7. Why did you choose your header?

I like flowers, especially blue and purple ones.

8. How many mutuals do you have?

Probably like a handful, but at least half is not active anymore. No, more like 70% is. Makes me sad.

9. How many followers do you have?

Without checking, about 700 people. Which is a lot, since my blog is mostly reblogs.

10. How many do you follow?

A little above 300.

11. Have you ever made a shitpost?

I prefer the term nightblogging. And I don't think so, at least nothing successful. One of my vent posts about leniency towards people who mix their agenda into fandom got noticed tho. That was a surprise.

12. How often do you use tumblr a day?

Depends on how busy I am. Or how tired. Mostly in the evenings.

13. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

Not a fight in a literal sense, but after adding to discussions I often get angry anons, like people telling me to die because I was born in Poland or because I rebloged a post about asexual history, which usually has little to do with what my comment said. Weirdly enough no one brings up fandoms, maybe they can sense that I wouldn't care.

14. How do you feel about "you need to reblog this" posts?

I ignore them.

15. Do you like tag games?

I do but if I don't do them immediately I forget.

16. Do you like ask games?

Yes. Unless they're about crushes lol I don't know what to do with those

17. Which mutuals do you think are tumblr famous?

Depends on what circles are we talking about. Specific fandoms, commentary or gif making? It makes a difference.

18. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

So, fun fact: "to feel mint towards someone" is Polish expression for having a crush.

Since I'm aroace and don't experience crushes, but I very much enjoy mint tea, I thought I'd share.

Tagging: @death-by-cuddles, @bloodspiteandwine, @epoch-of-eden, @tenitchyfingers, @the-names-salomea, @hostilemakeover

I was tagged by @mona-liar, thank you so much!!!! ❤❤❤

I tag @im-not-a-monster, @ojibways, @brrave-face, @soullessminyard, @pinktop-s, @thottiehardy, @acelucky

1. Why did you choose your url? I was 16 when I started this blog and I wanted to make sure no one in real life could find it so I somehow went with that name? Idk, I have always liked the pink and green colour combination I guess and this was the only good thing I could come up with (and tbh, I never found a better name so it stays) 2. Any side blogs? Nope 3. How long have you been on tumblr? Too long, since November 2011....UGH...it's gonna be 10 damn years in a few months.... 4. Do you have a queue tag? No, either I am online and go on reblog sprees or I am not and there is silence 5. Why did you start this blog in the first place? A friend of mine showed me this site and her blog and I thought it was interesting and half a year later I made myself a blog as well...tbh I started because I wanted to reblog pretty pictures and maybe use this a bit as a diary? And guess what I am still using this as. 6. Why did you choose your icon? Because the song slaps and their performance was so good, I am still grinning like an idiot when I think of it. 7. Why did you choose your header? Because that is a mood tbh and because he is drinking beer. Also I just happen to love this dude very very much 8. How many mutuals do you have? I have no idea...probably a lot but I only talk to a handful and with the rest it's just silently following each other and occasionally reblogging some stuff from each other 9. How many followers do you have? I don't know tbh? Like I never really check the number, I just see whenever someone new follows but that's it 10. How many do you follow? I literally have no idea, maybe around 300 people? But like half of them are probably inactive and I only follow them cause we're mutuals 11. Have you ever made a shitpost? Yes and they are my most popular posts for some reason -_- 12. How often do you use tumblr a day? Nearly every day for several hours....too much, I am trying to reduce it though 13. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Yes, some years ago...and it was super stupid and not really a fight but unpleasant nontheless...and yes it was my fault because I was a) incredibly stupid and b) unnecessarly hateful...but well, that is long in the past, now I can vagueblog better 14. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts? I hate them so much and I usually try to ignore them 15. Do you like tag games? YES!!!! I love them!! 16. Do you like ask games? YES, I like to ask someone something and shower them with love and to recieve love in return!!! 17. Which mutuals do you think are tumblr famous? I can think of a few, mainly because their posts blew up or they are getting weird replies but tbh I have no idea 18. Do you have a crush on a mutual? No. I never had a crush on anyone so I wouldn't know tbh. But I know they are incredibly beautiful <3