#why r the men in their 40s so small and bug eyed. why r they power puff girls

[scarecrowgolem]

Pls stop drawing cillian murphy scarecrow and paul dano riddler as anime twinks im begging u im developing a brand new kind of phobia

[ellaintrigue]

So, I’ve always run into loons while dating, but with my SEEKING FRIENDS ONLY profile I talk to everyone, including people I’d never go near if looking. And my goodness, it’s everybody. Well, not everybody, but the INTERNET. After age 28 or so, EVERYONE IS A FUCKING WEIRDO. Mind you, I do not screenshot things from family, people I actually know, and real life people, but I definitely don’t mind talking some shit.

Dude above was from out of town and raving about Ocean City, MD, the resort near to me. I worked there for many years and remember a drunk biker getting killed on the road by my store. People looted his pockets and I got paid in bloody cash for weeks after that. Place has crime. Not the worst crime, but it’s a small area with too much of it. So I told the guy, just making conversation and he chirped that his uncle or whatever was a local cop and there was no crime. I said bullshit and linked him to local stats. I mentioned there was a lot of theft, assault, and rapes. Dude asks me, “why, were you raped?” What the hell? I told him that wasn’t classy of him to ask, and I said, “you aren’t a local and you’re just defending the place without facts.” etc. Then he throws out that charming line that he’s a virgin at 30!

What exactly are people’s realities? I either run into bug-eyed staunch liberals screaming that men farting is a form of sexual assault or these religious Neanderthals that think abortion is murder. I had to think about why the guy asked me if I had been raped, then it kind of hit me, my profile says I wasn’t looking for sex which has made some people ask me if I was a virgin. So maybe I’m projecting but the dude was probably making sure I was “pure.” I’ve had extremist religious folks tell me before that women that have been raped are impure and must be forgiven. Okaaaaaaaay then, that makes so much sense? Anyway the guy asks me out the next day and I’m glad he couldn’t see me laugh.

Sexual preferences and choices are personal. If you’re a virgin, you do you, and figure out what you want to do or not do with it. But honestly, I think that once you get past 23 you’re barking on unhealthy territory unless you have severe physical or mental disabilities, etc., and extreme religion is never healthy.

Yesterday I was pooping around on Reddit and someone was explaining that being a Satanist meant you were simply non-conforming and not being a part of traditional religions. Okay, but you’re still following something and conforming to that. It is still a crutch and you are still brainwashed by it to a degree, just like any other religion. And if you’re so about being neutral, why Satan of all things? Say what you will, but that’s a historically bad name. Why not create the Church of Cuddly Puppies? Or better yet, THINK FOR YOUR FUCKING SELF and don’t use any religion.

Alright, so we’ve covered oppressed religious weirdos. Next: The Wannabe Old People. 35-45 year old women that try to mother me, and 35-45 year old men that act like I’m 5 generations beneath them. In 2017, aged 28, I had a date with a dude, 36 and it went well. Didn’t see him again because of distance but added him on FaceBook and he sees my pinup shots and is like “my goodness, young lady” and made sure I was behaving safely around men. Dude, what? “Young lady?” I’m not going to rip apart the one dude but these days I’m still being hit up by guys in that age range calling me that. Like I said, 35-45. I’m 31 and don’t think 35 is that far away. But what the fuck do I know? 40-50 is not “old” but when you look down upon younger people, even in a fatherly way, it ages you, and is usually creepy. Don’t do it! You can’t date someone or be their friend unless you consider them to be your equal and I do not have daddy issues.

LASTLY, and the most common theme I’ve dealt with lately, the MOPERS. “No one will ever want me... I keep looking... My exes were just horrible people. There’s no hope.” That shit. I have some terrible exes, the most notable of which tried to literally kill me then made my life a living hell. And I talked about it too much, I was/am traumatized. I still bring it up too much, like now. But, seriously, mopers like this guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/jxko56/ive_tried_everything_to_get_love_and_affection/

You cannot let the past define your future, get counseling if you have to. I’m not going to claim to be an example of mental health or success but when I’m with my family, we laugh and joke. When I talk to my friends I might vent about my day but I care about how they are and we talk social topics and “hey man, have you had that new croissant crust pizza yet?” @ Jay lol.

I don’t bombard people with how my bad exes fucked me over or how I have no hope. Because there is hope if you make it. Luck with people may never be all that spiffy, even for me, but you have a whole world of options out there to make yourself happy somehow, even if you have to take mental health steps like counseling or medication. I know too many people that wouldn’t take medication  that clearly made them better for depression and other issues and it ruined their lives. The mind is just as important as the body, folks. Never feel ashamed about getting help, I’ve been in counseling and could always use more myself.

So, y’all, how about we all just vibe out, look in the mirror, and think for ourselves?

Happy Thanksgiving.