#why must it be so dangerous to go partying alone here grrr
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#thinking about how there's going to be a brat themed party in my city tomorrow but i kiterally have no one to go with#why must it be so dangerous to go partying alone here grrr#i just want to scream the entirety of brat in a club is it too much to ask?
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he last few fables have been great! I love the canine features of each of the gods, it's a very tender image to see. I guess it's not so tender anymore when they go into horny alpha mode with their humans but grrr🥴🤤. And the bird verse is simply cool!!!, seeing the strong and imposing alpha princes in the form of cute birds is such a fun image to see, the creation of these fables are amazing! 💖 My sincerest congratulations to the chef because they are fucking GENIUS💖.(@dangerousconnoisseurdonut, @peterrose, @persephoneblck) 💖
Now without more to say here's another idea for this beautiful thread, I'm still not entirely convinced but it's the best I could come up with for Rumplestiltskin.
So Thomas the king of gotham wants to look for a unique and special wife by inviting any woman in the kingdom to participate for the position.
Martha's family, which is of a poor class that owns an old mill and wheat crops, hears of the king's news, but they desist from the idea since none of the women in the family has a special gift.Martha, however, tired of having to work in the fields and wanting to be more than a simple peasant, she decides to participate and heads for the magical forest, better known as the "forbidden land", where supernatural creatures abound and are not very well regarded, causing the isolation and destruction of the homes of several beings that live there.
The goblin king Alfred, seeing the determination of the human to become queen offers her a deal, he will help her by giving her the gift of making gold from straw and wheat in exchange for her improving the living conditions of her people and the treatment of the magical creatures that humans give them when she becomes queen.
Accepting the deal Martha gets the position of queen that she so longed for, taking her family out of misery, 3 years pass in which nothing has changed for the magical creatures, Alfred, angry about this, visits Martha in search of an explanation. But Martha refuses to keep her part of the bargain, claiming that they are a danger to her kingdom and that it would be frowned upon if their new queen began to form ties with her kind.
Alfred warns her that if she refuses to keep her part of the bargain there will be dire consequences, she already knew that it was not good to tempt magical creatures so she took her precautions by taking him prisoner, for if she killed him she risked a war but if she kept him hostage the forest creatures would not risk attacking so that their beloved king would not be killed
Years go by and the kingdom celebrates the fifth birthday of its crown prince.
Bruce, who had never liked to be with strangers and only tries to be the best example of a child so that his mother loves him more, gets tired of the party and manages to flee through a tunnel that he had never noticed before if it were not for his boredom and desire to leave, at the end of the tunnel he arrives at a cell finding a very dirty, disheveled and clearly injured person, Alfred who notices the little visitor and tries to get rid of the boy as he wants nothing to do with selfish and cruel humans, but the boy is stubborn and every day visits the man who he later discovers is a leprechaun, thinking he must be very sad if he is alone he knows that feeling and would not want someone else to go through that, forming a bond of friendship and affection.
On his tenth birthday Bruce discovers the truth of why the beautiful goblin is captive (he never told him his name) and what his mother had done, plucking up the courage he devises a risky plan but manages to free the one who until then was his only friend in the castle.
Alfred, who had resigned himself to not returning home, quickly leaves promising the little boy that someday he would come back for him. When Martha finally discovers her son's actions, she cruelly punishes him by giving him the same treatment she gave her prisoner fearing that this would start an imminent war but seeing that nothing happened she calmed down thinking that they were afraid of her kingdom, determined not to make the same mistake again she drugs her son so that he gradually forgets the goblin and becomes more obedient to her. When Bruce comes of age, his mother engages him with King Galavan to form a strong alliance between their two kingdoms.
Not expecting that just the day of the official announcement is interrupted by several magical creatures reporting that if you are going to see an alliance between kingdoms but will not be what they expect, finishing the announcement the creatures disappear taking the young prince with them.
Bruce, who is disconcerted and uneasy about everything that is happening, tries to escape because he does not know what their intentions are with him, which terrifies him, but he is surprised to see the kindness with which they treat him and the care they offer him, which is the gentlest they have treated him in a long time. Aside from the fact that they won't let him go home, it's... nice to be there.They lead him to a room and leave him there to settle in,
Tired from the day's events, he falls sound asleep in the most ridiculously large and comfortable bed he has ever seen.
He wakes up a few hours later, snug and warm, with strong arms around him...... Wait a moment, remembering everything that has happened Bruce quickly flees the bed only to see a very handsome man looking up at him from the bed with a smile on his face.
Alfred happy that his little one finally decides to join the world of the living is perplexed by how it does not seem to remember him, but now that he has it with him, he has all the time in the world to make him remember the time they spent together and the promise he made to him when he left. He is determined to remind him very well who he is in a way that it will never again be possible for the little prince to forget, since clearly the child's kingdom has shown how incapable they are by not knowing how to take care of their prince, he will happily take care of him, the little prince is clearly very thin and careless of affection if the way he curled up with him in his sleep has anything to say. But first they need a good breakfast to start the day, and seeing that the young prince does not want to eat enough, he is more than happy to help deplete his energy with a few good orgasms that he did not have a chance to give him last night, because he was a little busy with some matters. After your morning exercise a nice long and hot bath to remove the discomfort and some of the tension from the poor tense muscles of the little prince. The breakfast portion she ate after that was very satisfying, she wouldn't mind making it part of her son's daily routine. The child may be stubborn but there is nothing impossible to do for a king and sooner or later he will bend but until then it is better to set the boy in his new routine.
And that's it. maybe it is something away from the story but it is the best thing that came out of there it was difficult but finally I managed to get something out, then.... something they want to add or want to remove? This can take so many paths but I think it took a very serious path for a smut...
Gotham Faerie Smut Tales
I’m rather obsessed with the idea of taking wholesome Faerie Tales from our youth and turning them into Gotham Smut Stories featuring Bruce and Bridgit. I would like everyone to list their favourite Faerie tale and, if possible, how we can make it smutty.
For example, the Princess and the Pea turns into a story where two very kinky Kings (Alfred and Victor Fries) want Queens who don’t become raging sluts under their talented tongues and fingers so the competition is who can last longest before they are begging the Kings for their cocks. None of the girls have made it past an hour… until Bryce and Bridgit, who don’t even want to be part of the competition.
Please, these kind of thoughts are the only thing that help me get through my long shifts at work where people look at me like I’m stupid for not knowing what’s in the mall; I don’t work for the mall, I work for *Store*. Just take a few minutes to think of your favourite story and maybe make it a little smutty, like Rumpelstiltskin or Rapunzel.
I largely like Bruce and Bridgit with Alfred, Jim, Victor F, Victor Z, Jerome, Jeremiah, Jonathan, Oswald, and Ecco. Yes, I used *and*, not *or*; my hc Bruce and Bridgit have too much energy for one partner and needs more than one Daddy (or Daddy and Mommy in Ecco’s case) to keep them in line and out of trouble.
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