#why is this so gaddamn funny

[sweaterlinkcafe]

Bruh they say Vanitas from VNC is an ENTP but I beg to differ. Because if he is an ENTP, he is the most ENTJ ENTP I've come across.

I have my fair share of encounters of ENTP characters, and fortunately or unfortunately (I can't tell) these kinds of characters are a type I tend to simp for.

Take Astarion, for example. He is flirty, charismatic, good with his words, hilarious, sassy. The works. And he is pure chaos, at least when we first meet him. That man is a gremlin, a chaotic, evil little gremlin. He cannot plan or follow through anything orderly to save his life. Not even when plots to kill Cazador.

Also. Dazai. I've only watched 3 episodes of Bungo Stray Dogs, but based on what I seen thus far, the man is giving major ENTP vibes. He is charismatic, funny, a bit sassy, and honestly, so fucking insane. Literally within five minutes of the first episode we see him attempting to, ya know if you know. And the fact he calls out of his work REGULARLY and with Atsushi's initiation trial he had others do the dirty work. AND he tried to off himself AGAIN in the 2nd episode like gadDAMN.

Now, Vanitas. I've watched both seasons of VNC. And yes, he is charismatic, cocky, cunning, etc. Classic ENTP traits. But, and a major but. He not only knows what he's doing, but he plans shit out. He maybe spontaneous with the plans, but he does go into things knowing how to carry himself to get what he wants. Especially with the Chasseurs thing in the catacombs. Also with romancing Jeanne. It maybe spontaneous, but he chose her deliberately. He chose her because he believed she would be the kind of person who wouldn't fall in love with him. He is overall pretty deliberate with his actions and choices, and it's not something that a typical ENTP would do.

Also, he knows how to cook. That is not something a typical ENTP would do. How do I know that? Well we can assume Astarion can't cook for shit and based on what I know of Dazai, I don't think he would either. Honestly, it surprised me to see that Vanitas knows how to cook well. It does not feel very P-y for an ENTP.

I think if anything he's split down the middle between P and J in his MBTI with slightly more P hence why he's an ENTP. Because Vanitas does have spontaneity, but he's more controlled than other ENTPs I know of.

Anyways that's all <3

[vincentern]

we need more interest in rma ISTG.

which is why i have taken it upon myself to spread it!! here's a ss from a rma rp i made on 16personalities

NO WAYYYY THATS SO COOL OH MY GOD??? thats insanely good GADDAMN

we need more ppl to spread it GOSH i might even start animating RMA-related stuff and spread it on tiktok and youtube

everyday i wish i wake up in the next morning to see that thousands of ppl are suddenly interested in RMA and now theres also thousands of new RMA content, god please make that happen god that would be so fucking funny and awesome

[xomoosexo]

HELLOSOSNDNOWEKF okay that's funny even if it's fake like gaddamn why would you do that

like actually so many questions

[poetical-irony]

@your-url-is-problematic , no fucking joke, you know her and can vouch that shes the kind of person who would: my aunt has that cereal in her pantry

I wish my favorite cereal on earth wasn’t 8 dollars a box and also weirdly religious

[plsbyallmeans]

yuck, why am I doing this episode 2.

NOT REALLY A SERIOUS Commentary. just for the lulz.

I was prohibited by Tumblr to comment further on my original post hence this huge ass post. HAHAHA.

I actually like ML's friend. HAHAHA.

Ewww so this is where Monica hurriedly went to her mom and told her that the President kissed her. She looks so thrilled and proud like as if Bill gave her a star or something. GIRL, I MEAN SERIOUSLY. HOW COULD YOU BE PROUD OF THAT?

She's really delusional. That's it.

Clive Owen is so funny. LMAO.

Awww where Bill hugged Hillary and Chelsea but lmao this is so uncomfortable. Everyone looks like shit.

Dang girl she really likes beret. LMAO.

Ewww so this is where she is pictured giving Bill a kiss on the cheek on the ground of White House. LMAO. Clive is so funny. So awkward. lmao. Seriously the hilarity of this series. LMAO I THOUGHT MONICA WILL BE KISSING BILL'S JACKET. LIKE GADDAMN THE GIRL IS SO THIRSTY.

I SWEAR TO GOD THAT MOMENT IN THE LAWN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STIFF.

YA GIRL YA THRISTY WOMAN.

Girl is so damn cray cray.

oh yikes, so this is where Monica said it's the President. lmao. She finally told Linda that it's the President and of course. of course, Linda got crazy because she could see all the $$ $ $$ $ $ $ $

lmao.

Oh she's now recounting when it first happened.

She's really obsessed with him. lmao. Oh hahahaha she literally showed her thong. HAHAHAHAHA. I laughed more than necessary on the thong scene. Bananas.

Here's the Pizza scene. I know where this is going. What's with the slowmo? This is sickening. LMAO.

Eww, these two. hahaha.

It gets lonesome some days - Bill Clinton

LMAO these two. fudge.

Ewww, Bill is flirting.

Shucks. This two is crazy and even nuts. Oh they literally skipped the part where Bill asked for permission. Actually, the kiss is solid. lmao. crazy

"We secretly plan to run to each other."

Yes damn down to 35 minutes.

HAHAHA. Girl, you are naive. Wow, this girl fell hard. Girl, your ass is going to fall hard on the concrete after your confession to Linda. Watch ya back.

Linda is so crazy.

They really characterized Bill as someone who would take advantage of the women working in the White House. LIKE DUDE. U OK? I mean it's being insinuated.

#Isurvivedthegrosskiss2021 #Isurvivedthiscrazyseries2021

Girl you trapped.

#yourgirlisstillpinning2021

he ain't calling you because he's having seks with Hillary. ya dammit.

lmao, Bill you crazy shit. But I still you. Like you and your troubled soul.

"I missed your voice" BWAHAHAHA! BILL YOU OAF.

These people are fat because they like microwaving stuff. Don't people have like a stove or something?

"I have a gift monica," - Linda. Yes, Linda, you have a gift. A gift fit for a witch. wtf. you monster.

Yes, 29 minutes left!!!!!

They really have an ugly setting. ugly background. boring. boring.

dull. wtf. don't they have funds?

Everyone is so ugly. WTF. That's why this series is not getting views (besides its boring plot).

That and it's still fucking dark.

Seriously, I know that back in the '90s are not yet modern with makeup, dang girl, everyone looks ugly. I mean, I'm not that beautiful but come on I expected something.

LMAO ANN COULTER IS "FIRED AGAIN"

Ann is really horrible.

Awww, Cobie. I still love you. <3

COBIE WTF WITH YOUR ACCENT?! LIKE THE FUCK GIRLLL GET YOUR ASS BACK IN MARVEL.

See everyone is really crazy about Bill's eggplant.

"THE GOAL IS TO EMBARRASS HIM" - YEAH SIR you got that right.

I can't wait for this series to end. <3 <3

oh, they really want ya Bill to get impeached.

22 minutes before it ends, come one. end now. this is so boring. no wonder this couldn't pull viewers.

will they show Bill and Hillary kissing because I am more interested in that?

WAT. Can I fast forward? This is so boring.

Wow ya girl is persistent. Wants to be the one to send the gift and she wants to get back in the white house.

"SHE'S A GOOD KID" - like what the fuck. lmao.

Oh here's the blue dress. YAY. Monica keeping it as a souvenir. HAHAHAHA. I still cannot.

ALSO THE FROG. WTF. HUHU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO.

LMAO MONICA WEARING THE RED DRESS. HAHAHAHAHA. I CANNOT.

"It's just Hillary" - like girl, u ok? that's Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton for you, Linda.

lmao - hahahaha Bill is hinting to Monica that she's being a weird-ass stalker. lmao.

LMAO LINDA USED AN EXCEL TO DO A TIMELINE FOR MONICA AND BILL'S "MOMENTS". girl, I would also do the same. Like how I do my fanfics.

Let's just get it done and over with. GIVE ME EDIE - I want to see cold robotic Hillary Clinton.

I miss HILLARY huhu. love you girl.

HAHAHAHA THE INAUGURATION DANCE.

LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY.

HAHAHAHAHA! Actually bill and Hillary dancing together smiling kinda gets it. I mean it lacks the sweetness but it's kinda there.

DUDE EVEN IN THE SHOW IT SHOWS CREEPY SHOW BILL HAPPY WITH COLD SHOW HILLARY. They actually look kinda cute.

YAY 12 MINUTES LEFT!

you know I kinda understand why Sarah Paulson hated taking this role. Linda is just a monster.

lmao Paula Jones got a glow-up in her interview.

I think everyone's ugly because of everyone's nose. They all look huge. WTF.

Just give me Cold Show Hillary pls. I am so tired.

Bill's playing solitaire is gold.

aww I miss Bill and Hillary. <3

LMAO "TESTING 1 2 3" - I imagine Bill doing this.

EWwww here comes creepy Monica giving Bill a creepy dreamy stare. ewwww. ewww. ewww.

Yay down to 7 minutes!!!!!

"Boy I miss that smile" - Bill Clinton - eewww, Bill. Like u ok? hahahaha. I laughed.

Wait what did he gave her? i thought it's a wand. like a harry potter wand.Fucking studio light. I cannot see everything.

Oh, it's a hat pin! I thought it's a pen.

EEWWW "IF YOU GOT ME THAT I WANT TO OPEN IT IN FRONT OF YOU."

oh, here's the leaves of weeds book.

Bill should have given Monica a bible.

6 more minutes! I am done!

These monkeys. Hurry the fuck up.

I really miss the Clintons. lmao.

"We have to be really careful." - Bill Clinton ; eeewww, yuck

oh they kissed twice in this show. Ewww. this two. gaak.

Overall comment:

they really depicted it as what it is: Monica is crazy about Bill. She teased him. They had consensual affair.

Monica pinned hard for Bill, he didn't return the fondness.

Monica had a mistake trusting Linda.

She was trapped by people who have a selfish interests.

I think Monica wanted to make herself innocent by making it appear that she is just someone who fell in love with the wrong person and who trusted the wrong friend.

The way they portrayed the whole thing is really consensual. But they made Bill really look predatory.

The lighting is really so bad. lmao. Their makeup is kinda bad. It's still boring

Nothing new that we don't know of.

I actually don't hate Bill after watching this. LMAO. I actually missed them! bwahahaha. I miss seeing Bill and Hillary. Maybe I would read some fics and watch their past interviews.

[joa-quin-phoe-nix-fan]

I AM ALIVE Charlie Sisters FF/imagine

I AM ALIVE

You had begun to worry. Charlie had been gone for 6 months, with only 7 letters even giving you any proof that he was still alive. You sat near your window, in the open prairie, worrying away like you did every day, thinking about how he could be dead, he could be lost, he could be kidnapped by one of his targets, he might not see his baby be born. You rubbed your belly sadly, the time was drawing close, and you really wanted your baby to see its daddy. More than anything you wanted Charlie to see his baby. You couldn’t imagine life without Charlie, who would take you hunting every Sunday that he was home? Who would make you the best baked beans in the entire west coast? Who would make funny, rhyming names for things like a Mean-Bean or a Dorsie-Horsie? Who would help you with the baby? Who would love you like Charlie did? You sat there silently, wracking your mind of reasons why he hadn’t written in 2 months. All of them more worrying than the last, when you heard a knock at the door.

You jumped up as fast as you could in your condition, rushing to the door, hoping and praying to see Charlie’s smug face looking back at you, holding the money he earned from the Commodore, ready to sweep you off your feet, covering your face with kisses. Sadly, it wasn’t him. It was Rex, a colleague of Charlie’s that you knew to avoid most of the time, Charlie said he was a sleaze who took married women away from their husbands while they were away. Normally, when he came over, you could almost smell the desire coming from him, but this time he looked genuinely concerned, his eyebrows furrowed close together. “Hey there, um...Missus Y/N. Hav-have ya heard from Charlie recently?” you moved closer to the doorframe, hoping it was one of his womanizing schemes “Uh...no Rex, I haven’t.” You started to panic, “Why do ya ask? Did somethin’ happen to Charlie? Oh Lord please tell me this is just another plot of yers!” Rex waved his hands in front of him, defensively, “Woah, woah YN, please don’t get ya bloomers in a bunch! The commodore has just been askin’ ‘cus he ain’t heard from him in a while...and the last thing we recieved from him was this...” he handed you a leaf, and your heart jumped you knew that even if he ran out of paper, he was known to send leaves with letters written on them. You turned it over and gasped. On the other side of the leaf was written, in now dried blood; ‘I AM ALIVE” Rex sighed and held your shoulder gently, “and I promise ya darlin’ this ain’t no plot...we’re all worried about him, and by association, you.” Your stomach dropped. This was the worst situation you could’ve imagined for Charlie, him MIA in the dangerous wilderness, after some bloodthirsty criminal, with the last message from him being vague and written in blood. You breathed in sharply to hold in the tears, “I-I ain’t heard nothin’ from him, Rex...I’m sorry.” Rex sighed sadly and shook his head, “I’m the one who should be sayin’ that to you, Missus...I’m real sorry...” he bowed slightly, tipped his hat, and left. Looking sadder than a dog left out in the rain.

You closed the door, putting your back against it when it had shut. Tears filling up your eyes as you held you hand up to your mouth in shock and slid down slowly to the floor, the weight of that news hitting you like a ton of bricks. It was one thing for him to not update you on what was happening, but he never forgot to message the Commodore. Where was he? Maybe he was too far to send letters...yeah maybe that was it. He couldn’t be dead. He couldn’t be.

You woke up much later, still by the door, your eyes still stinging from crying yourself to sleep. It was dark out already. You grabbed the nearby stairwell railing to pull yourself up. You knew that the cows sure as hell were not gonna be pleased with how late you were but it’d be better if you milked them tonight, rather than have a cow-riot tomorrow morning. After you heaved yourself up again, you grabbed your gun, your bucket and a lantern, you walked outside, ready to vent to the cows about your day. It was a rather silly habit, but a habit that was strangely therapeutic and one that despite you being rather upset, seemed to calm the cows down...maybe they just liked hearing you talk.

As you walked to the cows, you saw what you assumed was a figure riding a couple acres away. You took no notice, thinking it was a lonesome hunter going back home after a long hunt. It was only after the first three cows that you realized that the sound of hooves hitting the dusty ground had gotten much closer. ‘It’s someone looking for Charlie!’ you thought as you jumped behind a bunch of hay bales, cocking your gun before they got close enough to hear you do it. You had no idea how much time had passed by the time you heard the hooves stop by the stables, the rider jump down, and hitch up his horse. ‘Why would a killer or a robber do that?’ you wondered to yourself, with your finger drifting off of the trigger as an impossible thought passed through your head, ‘is that Charlie?’

You heard him walk slowly and tiredly up on the porch, shuffling his feet as if removing them from the porch would mean that he would instantly tumble over. If this was Charlie, you had never seen him this tired and sad before. Then you suddenly heard the man drop to his knees, at this point you thought it wouldn’t hurt to just peek at the man, you looked up, seeing a man with significantly longer hair and a smaller build than Charlie, kissing your porch! At this point you knew for a fact that it wasn’t your husband so you jumped up, grabbing your gun and aimed it at the man as you quickly walked towards him. “You best be getting off ma porch! My husband’s a bounty hunter and if he were here, he’d kill you quicker than I gaddamned will!” You knew it was a bad idea to tell this stranger that you were home alone but because he looked so small and sickly, you knew you could hold your own in a fight against him. The man crawled back, his hands in front of his head, shaking like a leaf in a tornado. “please...listen to me. I ain’t who ya think i am...” he whispered, hoarsely. Even with the hoarseness, you knew that voice as if it was your own. You dropped the gun, running close to him and cupping your hands around his angular face, “Charlie? Oh my god, is that really you, honey?” Charlie nodded weakly, tears now running down his face like a waterfall. “yeah, it’s me darlin’...”

After a long moment of hugging each other and crying, you brought Charlie into the house, sure that he was cold and hungry. As he sat in his armchair, you truly saw the difference, the crease where the top of his head usually ended was miles above the small, unshaven man sitting in the chair. He looed like a tiny scared puppy in a doghouse built for a doberman. It would almost be hilarious if the situation wasn’t so serious. After giving him some bread, butter and chicken, that he scarfed down, almost choking as he did it, you started talking with him.

“W-where have ya been? I was worried sick...” you asked, hugging yourself and barely being able to even look at him in this situation, suddenly you remembered, reached into your pocket and pulled out the leaf letter and handed it to him, sitting down next to the chair, “and what...what is this?” he held the leaf weakly and sighed, defeated “I...was robbed...” he sighed, his voice only slightly less hoarse now, “My horse, my gun, my money, my paper and pens, my food, everything.” He stared off to space as he told his tale. “I barely begged hard enough to keep my clothes and the tiny shreds of my dignity that I had left. So I had to walk or crawl my way home. I ate wild animals and random leaves and berries I found. I got myself poisoned that way twice. I never took you out of my mind. When a man on a horse came past me and offered his help in exchange for my shoes, I didn’t ask for his horse, I simply asked him to send a letter to Oregon for me. That was the leaf. After he left me I realized my mistake and i kicked myself right there, but much further on I saw a horse lying on the ground, it honest to god looked dead. But it weren’t. I fed it half of the food I had scavenged and somehow it survived the last month of the journey. That’s the horse that’s outside, could ya maybe feed him? I named him Savior. He really helped me when I was at my worst.” This story was terribly sad, it rocked you to your core that he had gone through this all this time while you were at home, moping about how lonely you were. “I’m so sorry...if I had known I-” Charlie shushed you gently, stroking your hair, “You had no way of knowin’...I’m just glad you’re safe and alive, and that the baby hasn’t been born yet.” You giggled. Despite how sad the situation was, you were incredibly grateful that he was home and you loved how he could easily make a morbid situation even slightly humorous.

He stood up slowly, pulling you up at the same time. Once you were both standing fully (which took a while) he held you close to his chest. Despite him being much skinnier, he still stood quite a bit taller than you, he held your head up to his heart, it sounded much stronger and healthier than you expected. “It’s so loud...” you whispered to him, he chuckled lightly “It’s singing to you, ‘cause it knows you’re here...”

sorry if the ending is kind of short XD I still have no idea how to end stories correctly lol

[cym0rg]

003 for laurie strode!

ah yes laurie the baddest bitch in town

How I feel about this character:

She didn’t deserve this. none of it. but I also think she’s incredibly fashionable like. the bell bottoms. the high-waisted pants. nobody else can get on her level and they all look like poorly dressed goblins. i love the interpretation of her as this perpetually frustrated mom friend.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character:

I never really considered it until i looked at ur art but laurie/jake is really cute actually and once I started thinking about it i could totally see it. I also think she could be really cute with Nea, like nea thinks she’s a Good Girl and then she sees Laurie stab Michael and she’s like “.... holy shit”

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character:

fucking. laurie and her shitlips brother michael. the way you draw them interacting and annoying the fuck out of each other is so gaddamn accurate to actually having a sibling who also happens to be a serial killer but yAKNOW

My unpopular opinion about this character:

I like her better in DbD than I do in the movies? I dunno. I guess like, I never really watched the Halloween movies growing up because I don’t really like slasher films, so when I see her I’m like ‘ah yes Laurie from DbD’ and I dunno. i prefer her in DbD than her OG universe i guess is what i’m trying to say

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

i hope she fucking calls her brother shitlips to his face i dont know why its so fucking funny to me but now that youve drawn her saying it i cant escape the mental image afhjwklahfjak i hope the devs implement survivor voice lines purely for that reason

Favorite friendship for this character:

With Jake or Nea tbh, for reasons mentioned above. I could also see her being friends with Meg, like Meg tries really hard to create chaos and laurie is like, deadpan, “have you ever considered stabbing them”

My crossover ship:

i mean don’t all the ships with laurie in DbD technically count as crossover ships??

Thank you for the ask!! Still accepting questions for anyone who’s interested. Ask the local Meg-loving gremlin about DbD shit. 

[serenagaywaterford]

1. A question you asked ages ago and I forgot to answer (sorry!):"If June hadn’t been deemed a “fallen woman” and thus been allowed to stay as an Econowife, with Luke and Hannah, would she have done anything?" I remember reading Serena's question for the first time and basically having 2 lines of thoughts: 1) "Way to go and ruin the mood, Serena, by simply being you." I get why June's irritated. Honestly, trust Serena to lose the ENTIRE point. There shouldn't have been any Econowives

2. or Handmaids, you idiot! 2) Taken out of context, the question is actually pretty valid and made me go "hm". My answer is no. No, June wouldn't have been nearly as rebellious or contrarian if she had been an Econowife. To quote you, "she's a survivalist, not a bleeding heart". She would have kept her mouth shut/a low profile in order to keep her family safe. (Being obedient and meek simply does NOT cut it with the Waterfords.) Would that have made her a /bad/ person? No. No, it wouldn't.

3. June always struck me as the average woman next door (not a reckless one along activist lines, unlike her mother), who is quite content with simple things in life and is apathetic to politics until... Well, until it's too late. No, I'm not trying to imply that June's not smart. She's quite the opposite if her manipulations are anything to go by. Too bad they don't work with canon!Serena. I feel like fic!Serena could be persuaded into certain things now that she's in love with June.

4. Then again, maybe that's because her secret affair is her only source of happiness/fun in Gilead (despite all her "I'm a sinner" guilt trip bullshit).

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Ha ha, YES. I think that’s kinda like Pure SerenaTM. Totally missing the larger point and reducing it to, “But what about me? This only bothers me when it happens to me.” And there's the assumption that all other women are like her.

But that said, I agree. June seems to be shown as just an average woman. She’s not overtly political, or even tuned in. She is basically most people. Even when the bank stuff happens, she loses her job, she has to get Luke’s permission for birth control, all that stuff with sick!Hannah/ignoring the bombing of congress, etc. she kinda just... goes with it. 

Moira is more vocal and scared, and knows what’s up. And I would assume Holly was out on the activist frontlines ASAP. But June? She trusted men too. Serena gets a lot of flack for being short-sighted and narrow-minded about the future of this society she wanted. But, imo, June is on that same spectrum--just not nearly as bad obvs. She was uncomfortable, of course, but she wasn’t exceptionally concerned. She trusted her husband would protect her and Hannah, and she allowed him to take on that role. I never felt June sensed any particular urgency to the situation, they kind of laughed about it a bit like it was just something that would pass---until that protest (kudos for her going to that) when they opened fire on the protesters. That’s when things finally sank in. And June, for her part, even admits the whole heating bathtub thing. She knows her role in it.

So that’s why I asked about the Econowife thing. Cos, imo, I see her as a totally normal woman and as much as most of us would like to believe we’re a Holly or even a Moira, I think most of us would be Junes in that situation. As long as her family is “safe” and together, I feel like (like you do) that she would just lie low. Of course she wouldn’t be happy, and I think she has a stubborn streak, but would she risk her whole life (and that of her child/husband) to act out against being an Econowife? Ehhh... it really would have to depend on whether she hits a breaking point. Overall, I don’t think she would rock the boat. And just hope it ends soon. (Unless, again, something happens to threaten her or Hannah, or she sees some gross injustice in her face. Because we have seen she does hit a point where she speaks out. She may be docile for a while, but June doesn’t strike me as someone who would just go with the flow forever... I think at the very least, she’d attempt to help people more vulnerable than her. She’d help a Handmaid get out, I would like to believe.) If something didn’t change soon, I think she would begin to get impatient and attempt to disrupt the system. She does it as a Handmaid and that’s an even more precarious situation. 

But I also think, in my fic anyway, June is resistant to that idea Serena presents. We never want to think of ourselves like that. That maybe we’d just let things slide until they affect us personally or hit a particular nerve. But lbr, most of us do exactly that. I know there’s loads of shit throughout my life that I didn’t really care about until it came for me (or someone close to me) too. (That Niemöller poem is accurate and terrifying for a reason. It’s a reflection of a lot of human tendencies.) It’s not a great thing, and not something to be proud of, but it’s a reality for the majority of us. But I’d also like to think that as it happens, we start to become more sensitive to other things that maybe we would have turned away from before.

And I totally agree. That doesn’t make her a bad person at all. It’s literally Econolife or worse. She’s just normal and trying to survive.

And... LMAO. Yeah. Fic!Serena is way more malleable to June lol. Funny how getting some does that ;) But I think deep down she’s still self-serving and obsessed with self-preservation. [Or maybe canon proves me totally wrong on that with 2x13. Cos that reading thing, while partially self-serving cos she wants to fucking read a gaddamn book lol, was basically throwing herself to the lions--and knowing it likely wouldn’t make a difference, it was still “June is yelling at me about this thing and giving me that Disappointment Face. So imma yell at her... and then do as she says.” So, she will do what June wants her to do... eventually. Same with giving up Nichole. (Nic-hole. UGHHHH) That was pretty much the opposite of self-serving.]