#why is he freddy fazballs

[acemarkeyshusband]

hes right behind me isnt he..?

DAY 5 - ..Surprise?

this is way earlier than my usual contributions to this godforsaken app, but i drew this in advance because honestly couldnt wait to draw this..! congrats j and arturo fans

[cherrilemon]

Fnaf Theories that I know arent canon but I’m gonna treat as such (Tw: Please don’t take me seriously in this post)

Elizabeth Afton is the mimic

Monty is possessed by Sparky the Dog

Charlie has a twin who got to live who took over Fazbear Entertainment after Pizzaria Sim

One of the Mrs Afton’s left William for Phone Guy so that’s why he dies in the 1st game

Vanessa and Suzie are distant relatives

Glamrock Bonnie actually died after trying to get with Vanny (The Smash of 83 lol)

Ness is the real urple guy and Steve Raglan was just a man he hired to throw Mike off his scent

Markiplier is actually the guy in the Chica mask and NateWantsToBattle is the guy in the Freddy Mask from the Bite of 83 mini game

Balloon Boy is possessed by a small frail Victorian child who somehow time traveled into the FAzbear timeline

The box actually contains the body (or brain) of the Crying Child because William was trying to bring him back

Gregory is actually a 4th kid of William, his ex wife was smart and never told him she was preggers

Henry somehow survived Pizza Sim, cause god hates everyone in this game, and is being held hostage in Fazbear Headquarters

William lost an ex wife because he kept calling his balls Fazballs and his… you know what, FazGoo

And finally, we actually play as Mike in UCN because UCN and Pizzeria Sim are happening simultaneously

If any of these actually become canon, I might just lose it. Anyway i expect to get atleast one death threat from this post and I’ll cry if I I don’t

[unculturedswine69]

imagine taking selfies with low quality fazwatch cam 

[plopifuee]

CHI THOUGHTS ON CHARACTERS AND THEIR RESPONSE Inspired by Klee voicelines

Daniel Park ( James long lost body brother )

“He’s super cool!! He’s have two bodies like my big sister!

But he reminds me of James sometimes!” — Chi

Daniel : “Can I adopt him?”

“Sometime Chi.. can make some trouble, and lots of it. Although, it is sort of a cute kind of trouble...”

Gun ( full-time babysitter part-time father )

“He's one of the weird grown-ups. He's so grumpy all the time... Why does he never smile?”

“Gun is also the best! He’s bizzurr? Bizaare? I don’t know. is he blind?.. he look’s like that .. ummm(mumbles) F-fazballs?” — Chi

(He meant Freddy fazbea- inspired by Rai-Han stream)

Gun: “what the f— this little shi- WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD”

Goo ( ‘Is he the father? he’s everywhere with Chi’ )

“Whenever a disaster happens, he always knows the best way to fix it and help keep Chi safe. Um, but most of the time I'm the one who caused the disaster.. Teehee!”

“He’s super funny and very uh.. funny and he’s the best!

I donno but he also looks like Gun” — Chi

Goo: “I’m very proud of you and disappointed in you. I mean okay Gun is a fazbal- Uh and I’m disappointed that you compared me to that trash”

Johan ( dog man )

“At first I met him? He looks like a girl, then I read his mind.. he’s a dude!”

“To be honest! He acts very… like a dog? Plus he hates Gun so bad!” — Chi

Johan: “that kid almost blew off my disguise cover..it felt like he can read my mind.. I’m I, really that readable?”

Sally Park & Warren Chae ( a cute family )

“Sally is the best! It's so much fun when she comes to play with me with Warren. She talks about all these amazing things, and I don't understand most of it but... I just love it when they comes round!” — Chi

Sally park: “He’s a well-behaved child! But is secretly a menace!”

Warren Chae: “this kid is scary.. Is he some’ sort of a psychic?..”

Eli Jang ( Yenna’s father )

“At first impression, I thought brother Eli is Yenna big brother— but turns out he is the father!”

“But still! He is the best!” — Chi

Eli Jang : “Oh chi? That kid is very adorable! He’s one of the few friends of Yenna.”

“But something is telling me.. He’s very suspicious.”

Crystal Choi ( big sister )

“Big sister is the best! But she's also a little bit scary.. She gets overprotective of me, sometimes get angry at me for bombing.. Stuff” — Chi

Crystal: “Though people said that it is in a child's nature to play..

BUT the things Chi plays with are far from toys!— I can never take my eyes off him.. Plus my father should deal with that ‘Mr carpenter’ guy..”

Tom Lee ( Mr carpenter / uncle )

“Mr carpenter is the best! He helped me build a bomb! and he always helps me cover it up when I make a big disaster!!— he’s also one of the gen zero!” — Chi

Tom lee: “That kid has a talent at a very young age. Even though he’s psychic.”

“…Well people will eventually find out soon.”

DG ( James lee? / big brother ? )

“big brother James is the best! I prefer his red puffy hair! But pink also looks good on him!— he does a lot of cool tricks while fighting.. But it doesn’t look like.. He wants to hang around me anymore—..”

– Chi

DG: “Indeed that, I view chi as my younger brother . Whenever he gets himself into some sort of trouble, I can only console myself with the fact that I could not be involved or he will get into more danger.”

“Even though, I haven’t look out for him. I kinda.. miss his energetic presence sometimes..”

All relationship is platonic, no love interest.

Chi thoughts on Lookism Oc’s next