#why is glisten such a menace in most of these lnao😭🙏

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I have severely ooc dandys world headcanons and also dont be mad if they are ooc because they are supposed to be ooc

Here they are

1. Glisten absolutely hates children and specifically infants and will not hesitate to cause its passing

2. Toodles has major cracks and brain damage on her head because glisten once threw her on the road (because he genuinely hates children and rodger forced him to babysit her) and vee ran her over with a truck and dandy could only glue a few pieces back onto her head

3. Dazzle bites razzle and it causes severe pain because he does it so violently and also this is because hes tired of him

4. Tisha accidentally walked in on sprout and cosmo but all she wanted to do was clean so she still cleaned the room while the two was??? Also its not weird what they were doing was actually stomping on legos so the entire time tisha clean all she heard was screams of agony

5. Glisten was so tired of finn that he once attempted to break his fish bowl and the only way they could stop him from doing this was by getting goob to wrap his arms around him tightly while they grab rope and tape to tie him down and tape his mouth

6. Vee secretly puts viruses subtlely in dandys computers causing him to repeatedly get new ones and its so annoying because hes been through 30 different computer changes yet he doesnt know what the hell is happening (vee hasnt been caught and she actually puts atleast 11-12 viruses at once)

7. Tisha likes cleaning at midnight and that includes breaking into the other toons rooms at night when they are sleeping and everytime she enters scraps and goobs room she sees goob is so happy while sleeping compared to scraps and she always wonders why but its actually because he dreams of himself torturing glisten violently and its occurs every. Single. Night.

8. When no ones looking and they have a drink and theres teagan around she spits in the drink very fast then returns to her seat or position and no one has ever been fast enough to notice and only glisten has caught her

9. Boxten has SEVERE “mango mango” “those who know” “stillwater” brainrot and no one understands him and it made poppy consider an exorcism

10. Goob developed servere paranoia after glisten violently threatened to rip his arms out and chop them up to make a meal out of them (what caused the paranoia was when he pulled on BOTH his arms violently making goob think the threat was real and now fears his life and thinks the only way out of this is by murdering glisten)

Thanks for reading heres sum freebies