#why is general Speed so fine? šŸ˜³
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r0semultiverse Ā· 9 months ago
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Do y'all think she's packing? šŸ˜³
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discotreque Ā· 3 years ago
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LwD 2.1: Strange Energies
WEā€™RE BACK, BABEYYYYY
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Are my thoughts organized? Nope! Are they articulate? Not even a little bit! Am I going to dump them on Tumblr anyway?
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Spoilers below, obvs.
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Ughhhh, this show is so pretty. I never hated the character designs, but I don't really love them, eitherā€”they're cute and expressive enough, they get the job doneā€”they're fine. I'm neutral.
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The backgrounds, though? The special effects? The colour palettes in general? Stunning. Exquisite.Ā I want to lick them. (I was a little kid in the late 80ā€™s, so I feel the same way about eye-searingly vivid neon colours as 70ā€™s kids do about oranges and browns, and 90ā€™s kids feel about colourful translucent plastic.)
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Anyway, ummmm... Mariner sexy šŸ˜³
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(Andā€”just when I thought I'd reached Peak Lesbian watching Mariner grapple around with Cardassian interrogator Missi Pyle šŸ„µā€”my #1 background bae Jennifer the Andorian stopped by! Captain, I'm picking up an enemies-to-frenemies-to-lovers 'ship on long-range sensors...)
That whole cold open was genius, though. Our lead character fights her way through a Cardassian prison, steals a (Miranda-class šŸ˜) starship, and blasts her way to freedomā€”primarily as a backdrop for the obligatory season-premiere exposition bringing the audience up to speedā€”while also making some excellent goofs about Star Trek tropes. (I got my first big belly laugh from poor holo-Boimler: "Oh my god, Mariner, you gotta get me out of here! They keep showing me lights!")
Not to be a huge screenwriting nerd, but it was just so efficient šŸ˜™šŸ‘Œ
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Second big belly laugh: "Look, I know we're not supposed to have interpersonal conflict..."
I ended up really empathizing with Monstrous Rainbow God Ransom towards the end of the episode: the teeth-grinding fake-niceness between Mariner and "cool mom" Captain Freeman was deeply uncomfortable for me right from the start.
We finally got the last name of the captain's husband/Mariner's dad... and it's "Freeman" too? Then where the hell did "Mariner" come from? Was her birth name "Beckett Mariner Freeman"? Anyway, he's voiced by the great Phil LaMarr, so I hope this storyline they seem to be kicking off aboutĀ Captain Freeman's ambition means he's going to be around more.
Speaking of actors, I already miss Shaxs, but I'm thrilled they're keeping Fred Tatasciore aroundā€”he voiced the Cardassian guards in the opening sequence! And this was beyond a doubt Dawnn Lewis's best episode to date, what a legend.
Ransom turning Dr. T'Ana's hypospray into an ice cream cone, and her frustrated "dammit!" instantly followed by a lick of the ice creamā€”because why waste it?ā€”was another perfectly understated moment of hilarity.
The best dialogue of the episode might have been "Tendi, please! I just want to go swimming with girls!" / "Then give me your brain!!!" (Tendi in full Chaotic Neutral mad-scientist mode is terrifying, btwā€”and does she have a crush on Rutherford or not? I'm genuinely invested.)
As soon as I saw Ransom's giant head float up into space, I started hoping he'd bite the ship's saucer section like a cookieā€”and he totally did. šŸ†
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I wouldn't say I need an uncensored version of this show, but boy would I ever love to hear Eugene Cardero's unbleeped delivery of "Fuck pears!"
And finally, I feel like Jonathan Frakes didn't have to do much acting for this line:
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That was a VERY good premiere. I donā€™t know if we needed the immediate renegotiation of Freeman and Mariner's arrangement, but it seems like it's going to be a big part of the season story, so I don't blame them for wanting to get it firmly establishedā€”and most of their audience probably hasn't been joyfully re- and re-watching Season 1 over the hiatus like I have, either.
Look, I freely admit that my sense of humour hasn't evolved since I was 13, and I understand that slapstick comedy isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I also think "what if Gary Mitchell got kicked in the balls repeatedly and then got a boulder dropped on him?" is an objectively fucking hilarious premise for a joke, and you can't change my mind about that.
I love this show. I woke up in a pretty shitty mood this morning, but now I can't stop grinning. Let the Star Trek renaissance begin!
Next week: I've got no clue. Crave (the Canadian streaming service that owns the distribution rights to Star Trek hereā€”which means that Paramount+ in Canada has no Star Trek TV content whatsoever, lmao) didn't have a preview for 2.02, and neither did the uhhhhh extremely legal copy I downloaded to make screenshots fromā€”so I guess we'll find out!
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