#why he hittin the anime pose

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Puss in Boots (Кот в сапогах)

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Chelsea’s Bizarre Tendency to Do Battle??

I finished Phantom Blood off screen! It was good! Jonathan was a good boy and he will be missed but now it’s time for a new JoJo to enter the scene!

Episode 10?

No, sorry, new arc, who dis

OH. SPEEDWAGON. I WAS A FOOL, MY APOLOGIES. how you holdin up dude

(okay, it’s been several days since i last jojo’d, am i supposed to recognize these hamon guys?)

man, how old is he tho, im just askin

okay they’re talking about straizo like he’s an old friend, i gotta look him up

ohh, that dude. okay.

aw yis, hittin up that good Aztec? shit the mask is from

 weren’t there like. bodies in this cave or something? yeah, i think that’ll be pretty chilling.

oh, okay not bodies. masks! lots and lots of them! that’s not safe!

listen. listen. am i supposed to know who the guy in gold is? because they...either act like its something shocking or something mysterious and i dont know which so far!

aw yeah, a tourist. easy pick pocketings

is the triangle buying the coke our new jo?

...i dont know why but like, the coke peddler being like “hey! that guy took your wallet, you should chase him!” bothers me? maybe im more used to the response of yelling to everyone around like hey! stop that youth!! idk

wow that is an. unfortunate looking cop

jesus thats a lot of blood for hitting him with a fuckin billy club

lock him up? at this rate theyre gonna just kill him!

i mean that is fair, he did only steal a wallet and its not like he’s even resisting at this point. stop ruffin’ him and start cuffin’ him

holy shit the cops hand is the size of the kid’s head

i don’t. i think you can keep his wallet? I. dude. just give it up at this point, pretend youre an upstanding enforcer of the law ruffing up this hooligan and give the dude his wallet??

oh. he’s pretty.

what is it with joestars being like, way too nice. well i guess he could see the kid was getting roughed up unrightfully and wanted to step in.

wh...wh...picking his nose....

a) i dont think you can just arrest people for nothing? b) wHY ARE YOU THREATENING HIM WITH A BOOGER, STOP.

EWWW

*sigh* thank you, new jo. that was exactly what i was hoping would happen

oooo he got that HAMON

i love how much the finger breaking animates while everything else is still

look at him chug that coke. i love him.

well, it DOES seem you’ve caused a ruckus. might wanna grab your wallet (so they can’t fuckin ID YOU.) and split

granny Erina...ha...cute...

YEAH BECAUSE HE’S A GOOD BOY

oh he got that NATURAL, i-just-kinda-did-it-without-thinking-about-it hamon talent

yer a wizard, jojo

i think they sad the pick-pocket’s name was smokey? is he gonna be the new jojo’s speedwagon

love that fuckin! gotta do a pose to say your name!!!

PART 2. BATTLE TENDENCY

meanwhile, back in the mask cave

oh im sorry, THATS NOT A CARVING???

man, how long ago was jojo 13 because speedwagon looks like, twenty years younger

awwww, what an adorable young lad. he got his grandad’s bow tie :3

i love, how the planes being hijacked and he’s still just reading his comic

this has to be an act, but just. imagine. being this casual about this. “listen, im just minding my bidness, leave me alone.��

okay maybe speedwagon dosn’t look that much younger looking at him again, idk

awww, he lob his grandma :3

jojo. joesph did you just kill a man.

JO THIS WAS A BAD PLAN.

You’re a loose cannon, joestar!!

UUUUHHHHMMMM

WAIT IS HE REALLY DIO OR SOMETHING IN DISGUISE

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ALSO  speedwagon noooooooo D:

okay not dio but...idk one of dio’s thralls or whatever?? im too tired for this shit

oh okay he’s just a fuckin dio fanboy. awesome, great, what a fuckin shit

“he was powerful, ***beautiful***....and imortal. and VERY. beautiful.”

:|

i love jojo’s hair

i mean. this dude in the car could SEE jo, right? see this fuckin, enormous young man and decided to tell him to lick a dog butt, which is a weird thing to say to someone?

aw, look at my girl erina, all ripened

pfffffft “hey, granny, speedwagon was grandpa’s friend, right? like. was that all or. we’re they “special” friends?”

seriously tho whats jo asking here???

also seriously....jojo is very pretty

ahh, trying to play matchmaker i see, jo you sly dog

yeah, that probably was a rude thing to ask about tho

wait. erina’s son and the baby girl she saved. who probably grew up as siblings. got married and had joesph.....

oh god

dude have you looked in a mirror lately? asking for a friend

is this guy being racist. this feels racist. he;s probably being racist

jo who taught you to pose like that. was it speedwagon or erina

HEY ERINA RACISM IS NOT A TOLERABLE OPINION

i love their dynamic. “granny, permission to ruin this man?” “well he is very rude. just be mindful of the other customers”

i love. how jo said that he would say it, he sad it anyway, and he was still shocked.

alright, we’re throwing in a dash of that good ole Sherlock Observationalism

fascinating appraisal jo. now just kick some ass

love how everyone else in this restaurant is like, god damn it. not again. we can;t go anywhere in this city for a nice meal without two gents getting into a scrap

AAAAA GROSS

THEYRE FUCKING CLAPPING. i guess everyone else wanted to see this freak get his ass beat too

how. could you know that. straizo killed everyone concious in that room. and the point was so no one...well he did say he wanted the joestars to hate him i guess?

Thank you, Informational Mob Boss NPC

jo you gotta stop doing this parlor trick

okay if you believe him why do you got him by the collar jo

ah i see, hes offended Granny, and we can;t have that!

......joesph. joestar.

oh shiiiiiiiiiit

jo please dont do something dumb

why? would he need fangs if the vampites in this just drink from their fuckin fingers

oh. well. that was unexpected its not gonna kill him but it was unexpected!

JO!!! DONT SHOOT INTO THE DAMN BAR YOURE GONNA KILL SOMEONE!!

oh i thought roundabout was just for phantom blood, sweet

Wow!!! that was a long liveblog, im very tired. i guess this is just gon be one episode for now