#why havent we come up with a last name for argyle btw like we have ome for gareth but not him :(

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Y'know what? Since everyone's coming back to Tumblr I'm going back to my roots

The Fruity 6 as dumb things my friends & I have said:

*Most of them turned out as Eddie quotes but y'know what I stand by it.

"Fuck you I'm dirt" - Jonathan

"I can't stand you yes 🤙" - Robin @ Steve/Eddie

"My teeth are itchy." - Eddie

"If you die uhhh, I dunno." - Jonathan or Argyle, high asf

"I'm drinking a beer now too like my life has just gone to hell." - Eddie

"$150?!? I don't even know what to do with all that money." - Eddie

"CANADA IS THE MOST NORTH COUNTRY!!" - Steve

"I wanna get smallpox so bad." - Eddie

"I wish I could turn into a pigeon, so I could beat myself up." - Jonathan

"I'm gonna go home and take Xanax with my wife." - Nancy (my old manager said this to me but dbjdd)

"The main ingredients to a fire are air, fuel and... Stick." - Argyle

*In unison:*

Eddie: "I'm gonna light my sock on fire."

Nancy: "You need to calm down."

Bonus (in an AU where they work as linecooks):

Steve: "These seven are five!"

Robin: "Heard!"

Edit: Another one I just remembered lmao

"Why do I look like I'm 80 years tired?" - All of them honestly

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