#why dont they mention that purposefully letting out a fart hurts. am i farting wrong
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probs have a fracture or just bruised rib and uhhhhh I gotta fucking move in 2 weeks. I'm not a smart man
#jamie has made a statement#personal#for reference i fell BEFORE i toured that apt#and then today i organized some shit and that involved some floor time which. my body is protesting#i need to learn how to move like im an adult w brittle bones that i am...#to be fair it was half a flight of stairs im surprised im just bruised#well. for the most part. the ribs arent too bad i think its just some inflammation or ligament that got strainer#ok real talk online theyre like 'yeah sneezing can hurt' and it does but.#why dont they mention that purposefully letting out a fart hurts. am i farting wrong#legit now im like#am i straining myself too much when i try to fart.....#like the sneezing hurts less bc i can control that but to let out the little fart i gotta push more than my body wants me to rn#ugh having a corporeal form is the WORST
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