#why does he look bald

[doonasaurus]

second artfight ref… i’m losing it.

anyways, Dåseåbner i love you. You’re still second-favourite, though.

this took longer than i would’ve liked ngl

[kxttqi]

yk what i take that back

the more i look at him the uglier he gets IM SORRY

DID YOU SEE THE NEW AKITO CARD LEAKS?

YES??? OMG HE LOOKS SO DROP DEAD GORGEOUS AS ALWAYS 😍😍

[saaltskies]

HE WAS ALWAYS LIKE THAT. I AM ILL.

[hipytaytis]

IM SO SORRY

Davout haha.... here's also something

I CANT IM ROLLING DOWN THE FLOOR NAD IM CDOGUHING FSO SBD

[ratatatastic]

"Battle of Alberta, right? It was my first game: Calgary, Edmonton. We would play them in the preseason, and you know—trying to make the team I'd always be asking him to fight in preseason, always. I'd be runnin' my mouth—like, tryna fight the biggest, baddest guys, tryna make an impression.

And he would never fight me. He'd always tell me, like If you make the team, I'll fight ya. You don't have to worry about that, but I'm not fightin' ya preseason. And I totally respect it, I'm not gonna chase him down. It is what it is. He's established—I'm looking for my chance.

So I get called up, we're playing Edmonton in Edmonton: Battle of Alberta. [He's] over there on the other side, and it's like the coolest thing ever... you know, the buildup was crazy 'cuz I knew if the opportunity presented itself—if the game went the way I hoped it would, I would get an opportunity to fight him.

I remembered in warmups tryna skate by the redline initially just kind-of gettin' a feel for it—to see if I have to say something or whatever... He's got no bucket on, his big, bald head is glarin' around, he skates by the redline with the biggest smile on his face, and just gives me the biggest wink...

At that moment I knew Okay, he remembers. It's gonna happen at some point.

We were up 1, I think it was 2-1 going into intermission or whatever—Oh, no, I think it was 1-1 and we had just scored so the position I'm like Yeah, I don't know if I can fight him now because we have the momentum and we're winning the game. I don't want to lose a fight, then we lose a game and now I'm, like, never getting a chance again.

You kind-of gotta play the game within the game like [...] there's an opportunity to fight, and there's an opportunities where you shouldn't fight. Things weren't looking good, then they score and now we need a spark. I'm like Fucking perfect.

I just skate by their bench and I'm like It's time, big boy! He jumps out, we line up, and he goes We squarin' up or we goin' right away?

I'm like I'm not fuckin' squarin' up with you right now! We're goin' right away!

Drop em, we go right away, grab each other. I know he's a lefty so he's gonna let go—let's go of my right arm before he throws one. I threw one. Big boy went down, he jumped back up pretty quick. I don't know, I tell people all the time, I'm like I would've been in the league fuckin' 2 years earlier if there was good footage of this fuckin' fight!

For some reason—For some reason, the cameras cut out. I don't know if [he] had his cousins working the cameras or something that night, or if they're in the video room or what happened.

That was my first NHL game.

It's funny 'cuz Chucky was there—Chucky's there and he knows, he saw, he always laugh when I say that I would've been in the league earlier 'cuz he knows how things like that go. You get a little bit of energy and buzz around ya, and then kind-of momentum takes you a little bit further but unfortunate[ly], I missed that opportunity but I don't regret a thing.

[...]

The opportunity was there, I just—unfortunately, for whatever reason, the Hockey Gods said not yet." (Ryan Lomberg reminiscing over his first NHL game/fight) (x)(x) (please go watch the second link to see lombos giant smile as he tells this story jfc)

and other genuinely bonkers things to say about a hockey player in your first fight... like why did this need to be said like that...what

[alonsoings]

never would i have thought i’d see the day

[garciapimienta]

i would die for all of you

[jkgnggj]

Actually I got the order wrong previously. My past friend @leftglass on Instagram drew me bald Tori as a joke for my birthday and then I showed it to my friend @simpingnightmare and she drew me bald Tori as well ...

I debated if I should just rb the posts that reminded me to post these or make a new post and tag nopsi. On one hand I want to show them off but on the other I don't wanna tag anyone bc anxiety but uh idk if the target audience will see this if I don't so @no-psi-nan here u goooo <333

[saintlike-png]

watching the russian adaptation of sherlock holmes and i cant help but notice that watson looks like a wet cat. wet cat watson. im losing my fucking mind.

[austinslounge]

Heyyyy Feyd!!! 👋😏

[archived-junkissed]

sick of seeing ppl getting soo upset about jeonghans hair like this is the hill u choose to die on 😭?? its never that serious cmon now

[waru-chan8]

[todayisafridaynight]

still thinking about how my friend said my dad looked like a yakuza last night like 😭😭 ??

[brokerat]

I just think he's a silly little guy

[babieken]

so it’s being reported that min is doing active duty 🥲 I wonder what the rest will do… i can see hw and jh doing public service and ki and kyun doing active maybe. ki is definitely not missing a chance to fight 😂

Yeah😞😞i saw that news as soon as I woke up... and like... logically i know that he's a grown man or whatever but I cannot help wanting to protect him because he's my poor little meow meow okay?😭😭😭 he's too precious for war... he should be in his studio painting his silly little arts on random objects....

[miautale]

looked back at the ref sheet for miau sans and i think i might just make it illegal to draw him with the hood down