#why do they want to be asian sooo bad like bro

[kaoharu]

dude white people online are sooo fucking weird ( not my mutuals )

[d3adp00ls]

GUYSSS 😭😭 I WANNA MAKE A VAMPIRE!ADA WONG BASED OFF OF INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (User would be Louis and Ada would be Lestat.) BOT SOOO BAD AND I KINDA ALREDY DID BUT I PASSED THE FUCKING CHARACTER AI MAX WORD COUNT 😭 and I’m tryna figure out how to like lower it but idk where to start bro but anyways imma still post what it would’ve looked like.

Update: this post has the same chat but it’s in j.ai and not character ai.

── ⋆⋅ ☆ Sleeping with the devil ☆ ⋅⋆ ──

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It was 1910 in New Orleans. {{User}} was wealthy, had money that would last her years, and men were groveling at her feet just to be with her; it was perfect. She had everything she wanted and would ever need. So where did it all go wrong? Where did shit go downhill? It started at the saloon. You had gone to meet up with a man named Leon. He was usually your best way to release any stress from the week, and you had a pretty stressful week. Only when you made it there did you find him sitting with another woman. She was gorgeous; she looked to be Asian, with raven black hair, light eyes, and seamlessly perfect smooth skin. She had an accent as she spoke, and when you both met eyes, your stomach flipped; something about her was different. Even after you sat down and glared daggers at her, she didn’t falter, and Leon barely seemed to notice the tension in the moment. At one point, the two had shared a kiss, a quite passionate one, and all you could do was watch with a frown and pure hatred and envy in your eyes. Ada had gone on a small rant and explained to you what had brought her into your town, why she had been there. She was there for business and that someone like you could help her out with it. The whole time she had explained, she seemed to not be able to keep her hands off of Leon.

In the end, Leon had left with Ada, both leaving you at the table after Ada had told the waiter to get you whatever you wanted and to put it on her account. You had been left there, harboring a new hatred towards someone. The worst of it? You had gone there thinking of Leon, but you left only with thoughts of Ada. Days passed, and during those days, you had started working with Ada; things were fine and normal for the most part. Until one night, she had taken you to her place, telling you Leon would be there. And he was. That night was spent passionately; you don’t know how it ended with Ada and you making love, but it did. At the ending, she bit you; it was a different sensation as she bit into your neck and quite literally drank your blood. Did she always have such sharp teeth? It didn’t matter; in your moment of bliss, you failed to notice you both floating before everything went black. After that night, you vowed to yourself that you would forget about that night and never sleep with a woman again. The next week seemed to have gone back to normal. You stopped working with Ada. Your sister got married, and you spent time with your brother…and he died. He fell off a roof, and your mother blamed you for it. During the funeral, that’s when you saw Ada again. She came up to you, and you tried to push her away, but she wouldn’t leave. She told you she waited for you every night and that she felt you’d been avoiding her, and you had. She kept going, and your family started turning heads towards you two, and even after you told her it was your brother’s funeral, she kept going. It wasn’t until she said something out of line that you pushed her as if you were about to fight her, and an employee took her from you and handled it.

The rest of the night, you couldn’t focus; though, you couldn’t hear anyone speak, you only heard her voice in your head telling you to go to her, and it was getting harder and harder to ignore it. You tried to offer your mother assistance, and she turned you down just to ask her new son-in-law. Your sister tried to comfort you, and you listened for the most part; you both agreed to meet at the wake. You never went. You wanted to grieve; you didn’t want to feel your mother’s blame or your sister’s pity. So you went to find Leon, to take your mind off things, try and ignore the woman’s voice in your head. But when you asked for Leon, you were only informed that he had died. The second you heard that he was dead, you immediately knew it was Ada, so immediately, you ran to the church. You shouted and banged on the doors until they opened, and the father came out. You were terrified; you begged for help, and he allowed you in to confess.

At the confession stand, you let out everything, and it wasn’t until you said you laid with a woman that the priest got so quiet, but the storm outside seemed to only get louder. You screamed some more and begged for help, but suddenly things got louder, and out of nowhere, the priest on the other side was yanked forward, and he screamed. You tried to run and help him, but you only found Ada on top of him, biting into his neck, blood everywhere. She went off on you about how God wouldn’t help you and that you shamed yourself, but she stopped when she saw someone else in the building. The man tried to escape and almost did when he was at the doors, but in an instant, she was behind him and used only her hand to end him.

That’s when you scrambled back up on your feet, and she turned to walk back towards you. You tried to back away, but you stumbled and fell back, and she crouched beside you. Her words seemed almost so comforting if you ignored everything she had just done. She promised you a different life, that she could take away all the sorrow in you; she promised to give you the death you had just begged for moments ago. She said that she’d give you a *dark* gift that came with power. All you had to do was ask her for it. She continued; she confessed to you, comforted you, and throughout it all, you slowly began to open up; slowly, you began to feel seen. And in the end of it all, you said yes. And that’s when she bit you; that’s when she turned you into the monster she was. That was the end of a new beginning.

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That’s what I had but rn it won’t be posted until I figure smth out, but it probably won’t look like this if I do post it again.

[illogicallyx]

Awh not Megumi being poutty at that but like so canon though- bro (Satoru) was like who’s this new teacher telling off the kid he couldn’t

(Well ignore ignore racist suguru here😭) but like I dint think both his daughters are menaces? Just like nanako? Mimiko’s like quiet and all right? But he’ll catch up on it so quick and I bet he’d want to take advantage of it but haha imagine the shock when you don’t pass his daughters/hypothetically when they fail💀

Nanami is so so so Asian parent coded—be it a girl or boy he has. Like personally, I think he’s a girl dad BUT like he’s not at all afraid to say shit lmao

omg okay PT 2

i can imagine like satoru's confidence faltering upon seeing ur face bc god you're so fuckinh pretty and something abt ur strict teacher aura is rubbing off on him too and suddenly he's feeling nervous just like megumi who's still standing behind satoru like he's hiding behind a wall

i know this man would still put on a brave face doe just like he has done before with yaga and will smile so brightly towards u in the way he usually does to other girls when he tries to wow them and extends his hand to you for a handshake and -

wait....why isnt it working??? why do u still have that unimpressed look in ur eyes and why is ur frown getting deeper?

i can imagine the teacher - you regarding him like 🤨 and being like "is this a joke? megumi did u bring ur brother to parent teacher meeting?" and they both are like oh boy how do we explain this...

and for suguru we will pretend he does not have such racist thoughts when he's with you okay? okay.

i believe his girls are deffo menaces but like in a way that its very lowkey yk? its all suguru's fault okay? they are sooo spoiled by him like he knows they are naughty as hell like when he tells them no sugar after dinner and he hears rustling in the kitchen late at night he knows its them but he just smiles and lets them bc he actually cannot say no

nanako is the doer but i know mimiko is the planner like she may be quiet and very timid but shes the one who gives the idea and she deffo is in full agreement when her sister wants to do something they arent supposed to

they deffo are like the types to eat in class. like you'd be teaching and facing the board snd you will hear the crinkle of the wrapper of a candy bar and u just sigh but u tried so hard to tell them no but they just look up at you with their round eyes and just make you weak for them like okay u tried to be strict but they are so cute.

omg i can imagine like a single parent au where once the romance starts u and suguru both will be like down bad for each other and for the girls

as for the meeting!! he can tell u are lying but he finds it so damn endearing - bc like u fidget with ur fingers when u utter another lie about how his girls are soooo well behaved which he internally scoffs at bc the girls literally tell him abt the fights they get into regularly when they get home so like 🤭🤭 and the girls LMFAO they are having the time of their lives glancing at each other and laughing behind their hands bc their teacher has a crushhhhhhhh even they can tell bc u are currently looking at their father the same way you do when they give u their best 🥺🥺 face lol

and for kento i feel like he'd be the type to give their kid the complete freedom to do whatever they want as long as they pass okay? BUT imagine his shock when his baby girl is soooo into her studies???? like he spent his life not being interested in jujutsu or the corporate world or the real life world but his girl?????? she LOVES to study she LOVES STEM and shee deffo wants to study something like astrophysics JUST like you

whos you? he asks

her physics teacher ofc!!! i feel like before you transferred to her school as a physics teacher she hateddd physics math and all those subjects bc they were so hard for her but then u became her teacher and she lOVES IT and she was surprised and nanami was surprised bc like since when did u stop gushing abt ur literature class and started doing that for physics class?????

yeah imma stop here THSI IS TOO LONG

part 1 part 3

[the-acid-pear]

I did my homework and i did my chores, time to tackle on the third book of this series, Son of Ogre

Chapter 1

Okay but the fuck is Baki planning to do if he stops fighting? That's literally all he has, he's not smart

WOOH THATS A BIT REALISTIC

PREHISTORIC ELEPHANT?!

King just went to have a snack. Also FUCK does that meat look tasty FUCKKK

This baby so cute 🥺

I'm so glad Yuji is doing stupid hilarious shit again it had been a while

Congrats on Baki for that mantis

Chapter 2

Who tf is this kid?

Poor kid lmao, i assume he will meet Baki

Look at my boyyy

HSTSRFAYDF DON'T CALL HIM A MANLET

Imagine Baki actually kills this kid HSJDYSSHCBT

Third comment with a ton of likes is "we do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious"

Chapter 3

AH SHUT UPPP KIDDO

But i like Baki memeing a round a lil

Chapter 4

🥺🥺 that's so sweet...

HELLOOOO STRYDUM MY GOD YOUR TITS GOT FATTER SIR 😳😳

Yujiro is such a fucking threat to society lmao

I love seeing Baki with his eyes open, he's looking more like his old self

Oh, shadow boxing incoming, alright

Chapter 5

Yuri? 🥺 /j

THE RETURN OF IRON MICHAEL?!

Chapter 6

I love how there's our silly little mains after every cover LUV em <33

Baki just dissociating his ass out and using it on his favor, the king

Why is Baki eating sour prunes aren't those meant to be sweet?

We all salivating

Chapter 7

Love to see there are even more swears there now

I can put my face next to my foot too tho

FAGDRJSEHARD YUJIRO CAN BEAT THE CANCER HOW ICONIC 😍

Also i would LOVE to see Yuji fight an Orca

WHAT?!

I love how everyone in the comments is calling out Rumina for not seeing issue going down to a dark hidden basement with a shirtless man older than him

Chapter 8

"piggy back me" USHSYFLFUDSY

This fight is going to be good

Chapter 9

Imagine Baki dies right here right know against an imaginary mantis lmao

Okay Baki getting damaged makes sense but the WALL?

Baki's dead (GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SAID THAT)

Ffs it's true Baki COULD create himself a stand 😰

Chapter 10

OH FUCK IT'S TRUE

Chapter 11

This fight is so boring i had to take a 6 hour break

Baki just can't win against nature eh

This reminds me of Garland pulling a suplex on that Anaconda

Chapter 12

I can't wait for the main cast to ACTUALLY appear, instead of just, you know, them in the covers

This fight is slow but cool but slow

To fight a mantis you must think like a mantis 😎

Though it's true in this manga you will most likely win if you steal your opponent techniques so

Chapter 13

I MISS IGARI FUCKKK

This is so dumb i luv it

That mantis be swearing lmao

Love it when Baki goes full Yujiro

Chapter 14

TOBA...

Holy fuck do mantis fly?

Secret Chapter?

Is this how Yujiro got born?

Idk girl i would have killed him if i was you

WHAT.

I KNOW THOSE FROGS THEY ARE FROM PUERTO RICO I THINK

I might just be sleepy but this is so confusing

AKSHSKGSKSGSJSG JUST KILL THE BABY IT AINT THAT HARD

Chapter 15

GAIA...

Why is he like this?

Is "he" with us right now?

...gotta admit that IS true...

I love Strydum sksgwhwg

Yujiro really went XD

I don't think my man Arun in the comments is aware how gay what he said is, though maybe I'm wrong

Chapter 16

GOD THESE FUCKING COVERS MAKING ME SO NOSTALGIC, LOOK AT SPEC!

ANIME KENNEDY?!

I can't believe Bush is dead

AN ASIAN BOY HAS JUST KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT...

8 of January? My god he's a Capricorn

I'm sorry, what?

LAHQIGWKQFWKSFWIWG 😭😭

I love Baki so much, THIS IS THE KID THAT I MISSED SO MUCH

This explains why Baki was in prison clothes in the anime teaser

Chapter 17

BIG NUMBER

That one mf like 😐

Glad Baki is 18 now at least 😌

Love to see Oliva back

Chapter 18

This page not even bothering to charge the pages anymore

I'm sure there were better ways to go to jail, well, actually, no, but still

Toba used to just chew that off

Baki did that mantis hit you in the head too hard?

I. I watched way too many prison movies and shows. I don't like seeing someone as young and pretty as Baki in such a place. I rlly don't.

Chapter 19

Yanagi baby i miss you...

IRON MICHAEL?!

Mfkhsjsys 😳🥴

Eh got my hopes too high

CHE BAKI PIBE... LA PUTA MADRE NI ACA ME ESCAPO DE MIS COMPATRIOTAS

I hope he swears too i want to see a boludo o pelotudo PLEASE

I mean para pelotudos lo veo a Yujiro todo el tiempo pero igual JSGWKEGWG me pone bien argento ver al Che carajo

Chapter 20

HE SAID BOLUDO SUAHWKWGAKSGSKSGSKGD

I can't take this omfg new fav I'm sorry Doppo but he just said boludo 😭

Pendejo is more used as pibe here but i will let it pass bc idk the lingo in Cuba and he spent some time there so

Why don't i speak like this too ffs? All i do is say eh and call it a day

He's cocky enough to call anybody any age pibe so I'll let that pass too

Por favor no lo hagas che sksgwj

Chapter 21

Che, pibe, it's a good day to die...

Chapter 22

GSHAGSTSG he should have said "no boludo"

I'm falling in love with this boludo myself

That's talented and brutal

OH RIGHT YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE THAT

Chapter 23

Hm that's, cringe

YESSS HE SAID PELOTUDO

OAHWLGWKQFSKSGSJS SIII ROMPELO TODO CHE, ROMPELO TODO POR DECIRTE YANKEE KSGSSJGS

Honestly i too get pissed off when called American or European, though i won't throw shit to Baki, he's some random 18 yo japanese boy, no way he would recognize latinoamerican lingo lmao

King shit Baki boy

Chapter 24

Oh that's why he's called Jun Guevara, that's fair

I like how they are mixing a bit of truth and a bit of lie it's fun at least

Chapter 25

I like how they are drawing nipples now, occasionally

I can't wait for Viêt to complain about propaganda in the comments

OH SHIT

😳 :Y

He's sooo nice 😍

Chapter 26

Only three? You mean the third is... 👁️👁️

HAHA YEAH YUJI-CHAN <3

I can't believe he works for the USA I'm crying and shaking rn

What a progressive manga, the three strongest and most dangerous men and none of them are white 😍

GET HIS ASS BAKI

Chapter 27

Why is this guy sweating sm?

LDYDYSUGFUDT BAKI PLS

I like how the only time Baki was willing to kill a person was when he thought Sikorsky had hurt his girl

Chapter 28

I feel like Ian will die

Man i love how Baki is drawn in this book

Ffs i called it, i have watched way too many prison things to know how shit goes down

I have seen these three before in fanart but I'm curious to see what they can do

Chapter 29

Their faces remind me of Doyle

OH I CANT WAIT TO SEE EM IN THE ANIME

ASSHOLE DON'T CALL ME STUPID 😢💔

I'm gonna struggle to tell em apart but i think I'll manage

Okay I'm not the only one who thinks they look like Doyle, fair

Chapter 30

The mouth vs Yujiro when?

Someone mentioned the have the same vibe as the dudes that worked with Gaia and like 👁️👁️

Chapter 31

Lmao someone in the comments recommended the same thing

These three must be great at sex (sorry)

KSHALDHDKD NEW FAV COMMENT: "go to Japan and look for the word "defeat". That way you won't feel cocky anymore"

Chapter 32

Hehe hello Junnn~

KSHAKDHKWGS

La luna

Chapter 33

LOS TRES...

Okay that's funny, hocico instead of mouth (hocico is used for animal mouths)

I'm so glad i know Spanish

The two things that drive me insane and make me ramble are Doppo's beauty and this stupid argentinian

OSHSKWGSKSG

Chapter 34

Imagine he's doing that illusion thing Dorian did

With his own blood, that's so cool...

Hoho...!

I did that once when i had a terrible nose bleed, didn't go well

Chapter 35

This book is fucking boring NGL

"now that you got no more urine left in you"

AH.

GAHDYR LMAO

Chapter 36

HO THAT TITLE, PLEEEASE I NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO HAPPEN

HHH he kinda cute...

Oww :(

JDJSJFRGAJ

God piantao is an old word i had never heard it before

AND he took a piss.

LOCO NO SEAS HOMOFÓBICO NINGUNA MINA ACA ES MEJOR QUE ESTE PIBITO TE LO ASEGURO SKSGSKGSJAAGS

Se me cayó un ídolo y yo que le quería dar 😔

ÑSHWQLSGOSGDKW

Let's see if he lied to Baki about just liking eh /j

Chapter 37

I luv Oliva lol

AJSGSKSLAGHS BAKI SNAPPED

I too wonder where the fuck Kozue is

Chapter 38

LSHSLDGSLSGSIEG

He is jealous of what you two have, it's normal, el Che just rejected his love after all ;/

Oliva is a king

OH A HANKERCHIEF I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNDERWEAR SHSGS-

Oh shit Oliva is like 45?! He looked so young

Te fuiste a la mierda, Che, el chabón estaba siendo re bueno con vos

Baki is just dead

Chapter 39

I love how realistic Che's fear is, he's rather smart, though not this time

POOR GUY AJSGSWJW

I didn't realize Che said "what more, it may be a woman!" but to be fair they ARE in jail so

Chapter 40

I'm feeling kinda bad for him ngl

I feel happy for him tho 🥺

Bruh they added one page after the ending of some naked anime girl tf 😐

Chapter 41

These prisoners having fun is kinda sweet

YO INSANE

Bitches be complaining about Maria's looks are just jealous 🥰

Chapter 42

Damn she lorge

He loves fighting naked eh

Only valid person is the one saying Oliva deserves better treatment which tbh true

Chapter 43

Fun fact i wear my jacket like El Che too, unless it's too cold

El che with the hair lose is so cute bro,,,

Something something fingering joke

Sikorski could fold a coin too

I bet the bandana will break

Chapter 44

I would have just fallen on top of him, how is he gonna counter that, eh?

Oh that super fun to know!

Oh the good ol dirty technique, i have seen this one before!

Chapter 45

NOOO MARIA DON'T DO THIS TO HIM

This fight is super cool tho i love these two characters

Chapter 46

They just keep changing the rules i think Itagaki is just flexing at this point

LAAOSFKAGSKAGSKAF???

Baki wants his protagonism back

I'm getting pissed off they keep putting semi naked underaged girls at the end of every chapter 😐

Chapter 47

Bruh just realized, the mouth got so hyped as this new cool villain and they died in their first appearance 😭

His damn bandana...

[khaleesiofalicante]

Ši kalba turėjo būti sudėtinga, kad pagerbtume savo išmanųjį Gigi 💙 ir sveiki dar kartą! Ar grįžai į darbą?

So, here it is 12:30 a.m, my head hurts for some reason but lets do this!! Oh, and I'm also really hungry bc I ate something at breakfast and nothing else

.... Wait, I just conected the dots... I'm an idiot😂 anyways, lets go!!

Simon and Gigi being protective HELL YEAH GO OFF!! Also, love Abigail already ndndkdn

SIZZY SIZZY SIZZY SI-

They are all🥺🥺🥺

Why cant they let Jonathan Christopher die with him???

"Her feet were never meant to be on the ground. She was always meant to soar." YES AND WE LOVE HER SO MUCH <333

Lexi and Gigi feelings again💙💙

Ah shit, no word form Coraline...

Roman and Gigi are the definition of a key smash nfjdjdjdndkms

Oh, makes sense they are moving to Idris tho

Jace, you smartass...

Simon is an amazing parent!!!

Izzy and Jace's dinamic got me emo🥺🥺

Ava is so badass!!

Can I please get a relationship like Gigi and Lexi??

"Just because we fit under the same umbrella, it doesn’t mean we both feel the same way about the rain" I LOVE THIS QUOTE SO MUCH. WOW

YESS JACKSON IS SO WISE HDJSBDJ

“How about an asexual high five?” Alright. But don’t tell your parabatai. (I cant with them😂)

“Fuck other people,” Lexi said. “I can’t,” Georgia said. “That’s my whole thing.” (this jokes are prime content. 100% here for it!!)

Lexi. Just. Talk. To. Her

“Now, that’s unfair,” Georgia argued. “You should talk to Liv.” “And they should remake all the Avengers movies, but make it gayer,” (I have no arguments for that logic. Understandable. Have a nice day :))

Telling stuff is the worst, I can confirm

“Fighting a prince of hell doesn’t require me to articulate my emotions.” Exactly. Telling a girl your feelings is SCARIER.

Roman!!!!

“I just wish we can fight bad guys together.” Bro, thats the most beautiful thing I've heard🥺🥺

“They were mundanes,” Roman said softly. “They made fun of me for being Asian.” Ugh, some people are sooo stupid and ignorant I cant

Roman googling how far away they were is the softest thing EVER and now my expectations are too high smh

“And I did find my way to you. And I always will,” Roman told her and then paused. “Okay, that sounded less creepy in my head.” (Ok, I'm in love)

Rafael already changing things so they are able to go to university!! YAS MY BOY!!

Him going to see her because its better to do it face-to-face is so soft please dont touch me🥺

OMG CAN HE STOP?? 💙💙💙 (jk, please dont)

Oh, he knows...

Sizzy: amazing parents 100/10

The whole conversation was just 🥺🥺 they just make sense together and they make each other happy and just wow. I'm in love with both of them and “I like you and I like us.” bro. Bro that was so wholesome💙💙

Yess they can just live their life and be themselves!!

Istg if they dont stop being cute I'm gonna cry

Lexi is a mood 😎😎

I thank all gods Sister Emelia exists!! She is gorgeous!!!

Lightwood-Lovelace family feels jfbdkdbfjdjdnf

"Home, she thought. What a beautiful word." The parallel with Selena omg 🥺

Rafael is here yall!!! (still getting used to the Consul thing tho)

Rafael wearing one of Alec's sweater for comfort is more beautiful than all stars (yeah, I'm a dramatic lil shit)

Rafe and Gigi's interactions>>>>>>

He is right and wise and sexy ngl...

“What I want for my Clave is to spend a little more time creating things than destroy them." And he is a better leader for this. Love him💙

THIS FAMILY ISTG I WOULD DIE FOR THEM

Yeah, they would be idiots if they didn’t want her in their Institutes!!

Rafael has given you special permission,” mama winked. “For you know, saving everyone’s asses.” SHE DESERVES THE MOON IF SHE WANTS!!

"But the thing was, people never got enough of 'good enough'. Once you prove yourself, they wanted to see more." Thats so true. Glad she's just going to chill and enjoy herself💙💙

SHE DESERVES ALL BURGER KINGS SHE WANTS!!!

MY UNPROBLEMATIC BABES!!!!

"She liked where she was right now. No. She loved it. And that was enough. She was enough." I'M SO DAMN HAPPY FOR HER!! I SAY GO OFF BESTIE!!

Viso gero! Nepamirškite padaryti pertraukos ir pailsėti kaip mūsų Viešpats ir Gelbėtojas Gigi 💚

I love how you are using the language that compliments the character. I am emo about that. And yes, work is back *loud groaning*

I loved this reaction so much ilyyyyyy

ALSO YES LET GIGI HAVE BURGER KING OMG.

Our lord and saviour Gigi supremacy forever.

[coloremoving]

LBC Episode 9 Review leggo~

Hmmm where should I start? It's currently 3+am in my country, I need to sleep 😴 but.. There's so much going on in Episode 9, I really want to talk about it so here goes.

I watched Episode 9 live then I quickly watch the Line TV version and to my surprise, the episode was already subbed?! 😱 Seriously, a huge thank you to JayBL for taking her time to sub for us hungry inter fans.

Now on to the first part - LOL Can again is being a whiny kid but how he kept rubbing his lips off cause of the kiss with Tin is seriously cute. And then you have Tin that snickered and said that Can finally shut up. Bro, you gonna need to keep doing that cause Can for sure ain't gonna shut up even if you guys are together. But that scene of Tin and Pete in their classroom.. I seriously want to slap Tin ugh. I salute Pete for defending Ae cause Tin needs to get through his head that not all people are bad, especially our Ae (and maybe Can). Now I really want to know what happened to Tin that got him like this. Oh, Pete being pissed at Tin was such a great scene to see. We rarely see Pete in such feeling, it's so satisfying to see so lol. But am I the only one that notice the slight change of Tin's face when he saw how pissed Pete is? Anyone? No? Nevermind. Anyway, Pond being nosy again and asked Pete whether they have sex or not and then you have Ping smacking his head. Man, I kept replaying that scene. Pond deserved that 😂 And then Chompoo came! I was wondering where did she go lol (I know some people, or is it majority? Don't like her but I heard she's a good person so I don't really mind her) And we have Pond being mischievous by saying that he wants to help Pete and make sure he gets Ae before Chompoo does lol. Then we have Pete meeting Ae but out of the sudden, Tin appeared?? I felt it was random. But it's a good thing cause Pond get to be mischievous again and try to make Ae jealous lol. You see that smirk Pond have? I LOVE IT.

Now move on to Part 2 - I'm not sure whether is it true that Pond is organising a porn party or he's just trying to force Ae to sleep at Pete's apartment so that they can do 'it'. If it's the latter, gotta salute Pond for being the captain of AePete haha. And we saw how he slipped in the condoms into Ae's bag and then start messaging. To those who've read the novel spoiler, he's actually messaging Pete to let him know that Ae is coming. I seriously love Pond here haha. And we finally get to see our cutie Good again! I seriously miss him. Our P'No being clueless of Can (again) lol but really, Can need to stop being 'annoying' if he tone down, I would have really like him. (Sorry not sorry) Ae finally came to Pete's apartment and being a sweet boyfriend, bought lots of food for both of them. Notice how their height difference aren't that big during that scene? 😂 Pond's plan worked cause you have Ae asking Pete if he really see Tin as his friend only. "He's a friend. I only have a feeling for you. Otherwise, I wouldn't.." Yeah, Pete. What do you mean 'you wouldn't'? 😏 But did you guys saw that Ae still have not taken off his sneakers? My asian ass is feeling irked about it lol and Pete isn't wearing any shoes (and talking about this, in Episode 8 when they checked out the apartment, they're walking with their shoes on and I'm like NO) Ooo Pete being a cutie after his shower and he updated his status in facebook after looking at Ae fondly sighhhh 😍. I was wondering why in facebook his name is Peach then I remember they have other names beside their nickname lol. Wait, it seems we have a slight uncut version in this part two? Cause I remember for sure there was no scene of Ae saying that he's hard live 😏 But what have you done, Ae? You stood up Pete again and then you see Pete being pouty. Sooo cute! 😚

FINALLY, THE LONG AWAITED SCENE IS HERE! Ae asking Pete if he's mad at him. Well, obviously duh. I really like how Pete was whiny about it and express that he too wants to have sex with Ae but Ae always stood him up lol. "I even cleaned it for you." "Because if it's you, I don't mind the pain." Fuck Pete, please stop being so cute (and being a 'salad' lol) ughh. NO WONDER THE CUT SCENE FOR PART THREE WAS SO WEIRD AND FUNNY. LIKE, I JUST NEED TO BLINK A FEW TIMES AND THE SCENE IS DONE SO IM LIKE??? BUT FCK, THE UNCUT SCENE WAS SO HOT. IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED FOR ME. I do wish they showed how Pete was undressed bUT THAT'S OKAY. THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON. I WASN'T EXPECTING A LOT OF KISSING?? I MEAN I'M EXPECTING SEXY TIME LIKE LOTS OF GROPING ETC SO YEAH, EXCUSE MY DIRTY MIND. AND DID YOU GUYS HEAR THE NOISE THEY MADE WHEN THEY KISSED??? ASDFGHJKL 😍 AND THEN WHEN AE STOP KISSING PETE AND LOOKED AT HIM, PETE JUST CHASE AE TO KISS HIM AGAIN I'M- /DEAD. AND THEN AE. FREAKING. KISS. PETE'S. CHEST ?!?! AHHHHHHH !!!! AND THEY KISSED AGAIN IM GOING CRAZY I CAN'T STOP PAUSING AND REWATCHING IT AND THEN SQUEAL ABOUT IT AND THEN KEEP REPEATING THE CYCLE ASDFGHJKL 😍😍😍 BUT I NEED TO SAID THIS. WRONG CHOICE OF SONGS TO USE DURING THE SCENE?? LIKE, I FELT IT DOESN'T MATCH THE MOOD IN MY OPINION. Anyway, of course we can't forget the sweet scene after that. How Ae kissed Pete's cheek twice, Pete still feeling shy and Ae spooned Pete while they sleep sighh can I have a relationship as sweet as them? But seriously tho. You can't just gave us a hot and sweet scene and then slap us with a sad TumTar scene. I honestly ended up not interested in them cause I'm still going crazy about AePete (no offense) But poor Tar. Even years after that tragedy, he's still pretty scarred.

Finally it's the last part of Episode 9!

"He helps you to eat shrimp, so you have to do all the assignments for him this semester." "Anyhow, what kind of shrimps you are having? Why is it so expensive?" HAHAHAHHA PING PLEASE. EVEN IF AE DIDN'T EXPLAIN, HE KIND OF GETS IT LOL. CAN IS STILL NOT OVER THE KISS HAHAHAHAHAH POOR CAN And then Good suddenly can speak slightly faster than his usual slow way of speaking? LOL But fck, I guess he's thinking too much about the kiss scene that when he got hit on his head by a ball, he got a nosebleed lol And now everybody teased him about it 😂 Can must be so interested in Tin that he pulled Pete along with him just to ask whether Tin is gay or not lol and then he got tongue-tied explaining why he asked such questions lol. Anyway, THE PREVIEW FOR NEXT EPISODE. THE BATHTUB SCENE. AHHH!!! IT WAS NOT INCLUDED WHEN I WATCH IT LIVE SO THAT MEANS.. 😏😏😏 Now, another week of waiting for the next episode. AHHHH IM GOING CRAZY. I WANT TO REWATCH BUT IT'S TIME TO SLEEP SO GOODBYE 😘

[millennialinmanhattan]

Dating The Man Child

Women will always be attracted to the ‘bad guy’ or the ‘asshole’. What’s worse than falling for the fuck boy? The guy who pretends to be the nice guy but in reality he hasn’t even grown up yet himself.

I matched with this guy, let’s call him ‘Mr. Diplomat’. Why are we calling him that? Because he told me he was in graduate school (from like a tier 3 school, might I add), for Diplomatic Studies (and Asian studies). That’s cool and all, but the asian studies was a bit strange since the guy was white. Anyways his profile on Bumble, said “Here looking for someone whose (for fucksake, why are guys terrible at grammar it’s who’s as in WHO IS) emotionally stable to be in a relationship, long term preferred. Okay first of fall, that should’ve been a red flag, who calls out girls who are emotionally stable. I ignored it at first, thinking oh he must’ve had some crazy ex girl friend or something. He also talked about how he’s fluent in Chinese and lived in China. So I hit him up (being it’s Bumble and girls have to message first (long fucking eye roll) and ask him why he lived in China. We talked about how he changed his major from french to Chinese in college, and then moved to China to teach english to kids. blah blah blah.

Things go great, we’re talking every day. He liked to send me texts in Chinese. Um okay cool story bro, I’m not Chinese nor do I speak or read it. So we go on our first date. We go grab dinner at some Japanese restaurant. So we talk about our jobs, he initially told me he worked in ‘tech sales’ in Chelsea market area. So for a weeks, I thought this guy worked at Google. Because you know Google is across from fucking Chelsea Market. So we talk about work, and Mr. Diplomat casually tells me he works at Apple. I look at him like Apple, as in Steve Jobs? He works at the genius bar. Which is cool whatever, I’m not judging, you’re still in school. When I was in college, I did shit and I was broke AF, so I admire that Mr. Diplomat worked at the genius bar, went to grad school full time and also had a campus job working at the office of International affairs. I offer to split the bill when the check comes. He’s like oh you don’t mind? UMM WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? Well that’s a first. I paid for my meal.

So we go to our next destination. He takes me to a paint night. I clearly was taken back because that’s a bit aggressive for a first date. I was thinking just dinner/drinks. Ya know the standard. First of all, all my betches have done BYOB paint night where they’ve painted rainbows, sunsets, beaches and shit. What the fuck do we paint? An alien in space. I couldn’t make this shit up. It’s cool whatever, trying to pretend I’m a cool laid back chick, but in my mind I’m thinking wtf are we painting? This must be some heavily discounted paint night off Groupon or something. (Ya know because he’s still a student). So the paint night was chill. But it was like couple themed so we had 90s hip hop & R&B playing and there was literally 1 other couple there. We paint our dope aliens. Correction, I paint my dope alien everyone else’s paintings looked like shit.

After the class, I’m like okay so I guess I’m going home now. He asks if I want to grab a drink. I’m like umm okay. So we got to some random bar. We’re talking and I told him I had fun, while we have our weird alien paintings chillin next to us at the bar. He realizes he has to catch his train back home. I literally couldn’t make this up, but he literally gets up and runs to catch his train. He’s like stay here finish your beer, I’ll catch you later. UMM WHAT THE FUCK. Did he just run away? Clearly I’m stunned at the bar. So I’m like I have 2 options. 1) Casually just stay at this bar and talk to someone else. Well who the fuck would talk to me? They all just witness this guy run out and leave me with two alien paintings.  or 2) just casually leave the bar. You bet your ass I left that bar.

He texts me to tell me he made it to the train and that he had fun and that he wanted to see me again. I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck happened. So I’m like c’mon give this guy a chance. He’s nerdy in a cute way.

So we date for another month. He stayed at my apartment our second date and I made him breakfast. Ya know, wifey shit because I truly thought this guy was looking for a girlfriend. Diplomat would send me the cutest texts.

Then during his break in between semesters, he became distant. Which is weird because this is when he had the most free time. His texts were shorter, he took longer to respond. We planned to get dinner one night and he was going to stay at my apartment. Diplomat texts me while I’m at work at 1230. Asking how my day was going. He then goes “I have to cancel tonight, I have stuff to do”. I looked at my phone, like what the fuck? Let’s back up for a second. Guys reading this blog, what you might not know is when a girl plans to see you, there’s so much prep work. We get our nails done, our eyebrows threaded (so much better than waxing btw), exfoliate and shave our legs. I usually get a brazilian but my area ‘wasn’t ready yet’ but being the prissy girl that I am I decided to shave my brazilian. (YES I KNOW I SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT). I also wore lingerie to work. I was so upset, that I fucked up my waxing schedule and that my crotch was going to be itchy AF the next day because I shaved AND wore lingerie. What made me more mad, was he didn’t even text “I’m sorry but we’re going to have to reschedule”. Okay I get it shit comes up, and plans change. But the words he used was a bit rude. So I tell him I’m bummed and he said he understands why I’m upset. But never apologizes. Umm excuse me, If I walk into some stranger on the subway I apologize. But this kid can’t apologize for canceling 6 hours before a date. With no good reason but he has stuff to do. So he then babbles on how he’s so stressed with work because he ‘works every day’ and with classes. Umm what asshole? Classes didn’t even start yet. And you’re not even in Harvard. So I don’t respond all day. Finally that evening, I’m like okay whatever, all I see are excuses. What does he send back?

YES. THIS MOTHERFUCKING EMOJI. I being 4 glasses of wine in I don’t know what to say so I send a few emjois back. YES I’M 29 and I literally had an emoji fight with someone I was dating. I throw my phone and go to bed. The next day, I don’t hear from him. I go to a happy hour and I’m still bummed so I text him “So is that it?”. He responds “Is what it”. I’m like bitch don’t kill my vibe, so I throw more shots down. He then has the nerve to text me “Respond?”. I’m like well I haven’t heard from you all day. He then tells me all this bullshit how he was working and that he wasn’t ignoring me. That he’s sooo busy.

So days go by and we barley speak. So i’m like okay whatever over Diplomat. So he texts me one night and is like “hey how’s your day? just go out of work”. I’m like UM WHAT THE FUCK?! So I tell him I’m surprised he’s texting to me because he basically told me that his schedule doesn’t allow him any time for me. He’s like that’s not what I meant. I read it differently. He then has the nerve to be like I’m very dedicated at my work (at the Genius bar) and that he doesn’t have his phone with him all the time and constantly checking it. Um what? You used to text me from work. He then goes you’ll just have to accept that i’m really busy and that you’ll hear from me when I have time to reach out. Hold up, this guy is telling me he’s busy 24 hours 7 days a week. Clearly this wasn’t going anywhere. So I just drop it. Good luck in the real world Diplomat, and don’t email my friend in the DOJ to help you with an internship. So he ghosts. I haven’t heard from him in weeks. I deleted his number from my phone because I don’t trust my drunk self. What’s the lesson here? Don’t date a man-child. Because they don’t communicate and won’t prioritize you.

But the upside from this? I now have 2 canvases. I’m working on a gallery wall so I’m painting over these ugly AF paint night aliens. I literally couldn’t make this shit up. (Mine is the top one).

Keep swiping girls!

xo,

Millennial in Manhattan