#why do so many of my characters end up cooing over unfathomable alien horrors?

[dragons-bones]

Last night, I was one bloody cargo run away from getting the rank 77 vanity quality for bringing the explosives to Wayland's Teeth! I was literally one action from getting back to London, and then everyone started reporting a weird autofire in the FBG server, and then I got the autofire as I made to dock, and lo, there was a fucking Lorn-Fluke wrecking shit in the harbor.

*shakes fist* I WANTED MY VANITY QUALITY YOU OVERGROWN SEA URCHIN!