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whimsically-ominously-auspice · 5 years ago

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So i found a couch while head browsing with Alex and i loved it i said it's perfect!! But it's been used since the 1960s. Which is great. I have no problem with that. But in Quarantine... I mean... Brand new feels safer!!.

So Alex redisigined the sofa an put in a custom order.

But then he told me the color... And i said but baby you can't do,that. We got a little lover that thinks the sofa the,same color as him needs some pruning.

Alex changed the color and he said he was torn on this beautiful purple... So he went safe on blue.

So he told me and i said baby you got all this waisted space we need to put shelves cause some the kids love little Nik nax on the shelving. Then some play with them like dolls. He said ok he would build shelves for me and the kids.

Which is better because then the kids can move it and then play on both sides with more people.

So then i said did you arch the arms like I like? He forgot then we were looking and we said if we arch the bottom because he just put a board there to block the space. I said open it and the cats and puppies can,go,under wirh archs with leaves then,we decided to put a life tree at the arms the decor it for safety with diamonds that are pointed. The smaller animal can go play under. A free safe space.

I'm at photo limit so I'll edit this sofa i found.

We were looking for the perfect shape. And this $15,000 1960s sofa with God knows what on it. From God knows where...,was the perfect shape.

So yall brands thinking that we ripping you off. We're not.

So the after i designed it with Alex I then looked at other sofa and chairs for INSPIRATION.

Alex's furniture store is high priced. But its good long lasting eternal quality.

I love it because my grandparents had an Upholstery store named Jennings Upholstery and Repair.

I love designing. I love architecture. To get my hands on software where i can build something perfect and then someone makes it. I LOVE it.

So,we did a design for comfort for both our smaller animals and children and human guests to sit on.

Then I said what you got behind the sofa? Because his room so big it's split.

So he has animals he said bird has a cage and a pooping area.

So i said baby potty train him to just use the toilet. Dogs and cats too

Then we can instead of having a newspaper toilet we can make him a little chair throne of his own miniature size. And Thwn have royalist chairs for all the animals. All different shapes and sizes. Then the shelves to play

So we. Have rhe loving sofa to,cuddle and lay on and relax then a 7x14 space to quality talk and chat and mild loudness. So

On the sofa we can look over and see what's going on and then also have that space to conversation and create. A down stairs working area.

A working play area old world Victorian style.

So it goes in a flow From plain basic boring modern to high rich Victorian.

So the room has its own growth. To inspire. Calm ajd4 destroy enimels with. Peace. In the middle is the tree and comfort so much room for people and so much room to be alone in. Its like a safe zone.

That was my intones of creation. The benefits to be cuddles.

So then the working area smaller areas for cuddling. Like a small sofa or two to be able to sit and combine thoughts while creating and designing. Chairs to think alone in and have social distancing.

Then,chairs owned by animals. So it declares ownership and territory m the rights to be Alive and have things for US. IT INITIATES FREEDOM.

The basic modern is just a TV and bookshelf and bathroom and fire place. Old boring normal stuff

What is normal. What i grew up with and loved. Nothing other than simplicity.

The growth is designed as to what we had to what we earned.

So, I'm,in,this cloud of love and i think everyone should have the fanciest sofas an S chairs I can think of.

So,for $200 dollars starting price. I think we can sell something that he would sell for much more.

So what i would try to get him to do is to drop a zero.

So let's go to the top of our chairs.

Brown chair with tassels he would sell for $9,000

The chair to the right with the crown.. $1500

Next. Funny dog tounge chair $7,000

Small chair with silver ... $2,500

Rose chair-- $3200

Next is actually a dog bed. As a dog bed he would price it at $3,000 as a human chair $18,000

Red chair he would sell for $7,000

Gray sofa $14,750.

So, this is what he does. He would buy the rose chair for me for $800. So then he doubles the price for profit. 1600 then he doubles it for beauty. $3200.

That is how he prices.

How much HE would pay personally based on quality and workmanship. Now if it is for me ... I hate being ripped off so he actually bases those prices lower. Then double doubles. For the 1%

Like the rose chair. The dog chair he said $7000 because he can tell there is something there that is special but can't figure it out. So he said $7k because i know there's something special there.

Although the chair is very basic.. And doesn't look as difficult to make as the 3d rose chair... He would pay $700 so he just added a zero. Simple. Because it's simple to,see its a dog tounge.

So pricing is quite loco in his stores.

But what I'm asking the people if we sold ar lower prices to cover labor and costs. For a temporary time only make 10-20% profit.

Would y'all be interested in the type of old world furniture I have posted?

The ornate type m obviously I would use my skills to make it different than above. But base it on life and love

Like our leaves are heart and oval. For our vines.

So the furniture i would design at no cost. But ask the extra profit.

Now I explained a sofa so you see how much work goes into the design. For free. No cost added for free.

Alex charges $175 to design each piece. He said he would charge $30 only if I help. That is to impute to the computer and then send it to be processed.

Then he charges $800 each time he checks the process. At a minimum of 4 checks.

This is how people get rich and greedy.

But you know alex takes 3/4 of his workload profits and puts it in a savings account for me.

Then 1/4 he keeps to live on

So obviously we are fortunate enough to cut prices for the low income and,the poor

And I,give you guys money so most of you have enough to upgrade your furniture.

If you give us all your old furniture youre replacing we will take off 15% from the 20% profit thus making 5% on the sale.

Then we will take Your old stuff and tear it apart and recycle the materials.

Now we definitely will NOT use it in this factory because of the high quality. We want to keep,it the best furniture you ever had.

But we don't want your old couches in a landfill.

We could donate some to schools and such... What is good can be reused and not recycled. So we would keep the old separate from the new. I promise you that.

Old is landfill gross. In our minds. So then we have to figure out what to do with the "trash" and put it someplace good. But if we use it on furniture we will advertise its recycled goods.

Like some couches are structure and workmanship great. We would clean the stuffing and sanitize it and then,sanitize it all. Then use like an outdoor protective cloth to cover it and then it would be a brand new outdoor sofa just like an indoor one. So we would take it apart. Then reassemble and add things. Make it amazing. Then sell it back to you lol to put on your porch.

So we would do a system If you wanted to buy it/keep it... We would actually work with you with 3 designs. You pick and then we remake and then you pay 50% Mark up. Which will be like... Cleaning labor. $50 "undressing" $35. Rebuild and dressing $175 then cloth about $120.

85+295= $380. Then it's half of that So plus $190.

So $570 and that is super expensive to me.

But then if i did something to Give you $3000.

This is like money laundering!!!!!

Then you give it back to us and have better furniture and more comfortable surroundings

Look y'all might be in a mental place where you'd kill someone for $3k to pay the bills!!!

So, this is something we do on the ship...

Definitely after Alex comes and,gets me,and puts me as HIS POW.

So may be before the ship... But..,i have to design too. So.

I want to know is this something you're open to

This is the perfect time to ask because Quarentine in order to,save our Earth. Aliens have to see the difference between humans and them.

That is why we have had to lock you up.

Not because I'm angry I'm a POW without my soulmate. They have to stop fighting us and accept us as who we are.

So your asses are on the couches, and chairs in your houses.

I want you to appreciate everything you've worked for.

But also I want you to know things will get better.

So Alex and i decided that together we can do this. With the furniture.

So yall can daydream and design anything your world can imagine.

And what we will do is open a website where you design. The same exact designs software his factories use.

Trees will get your design and say but hey you can put a drawer under your bed or a shelf or stool you can pull out to sit on with velvet on top you and me can design.

Will stop your design from going into creation. To make it better than you can imagine And something more worthy of your time and space.

So secret places ... Push a button and a door flaps open and twda,secret places just for you

Social distancing.

This way it's more like how i would design.

Also we will make designs.

And then you design for free. 10% off profits.

Now remember we have delivery and pick up which is seperate. But included in the cost of the furniture. But when we discount the profits we don't discount for delivery.

So I cut you down to 5% profit if you to give me your old stuff. Then you design. Then my profit on the furniture is actually -5%

We don't make money. We end up paying 5% of the cost of your items.

Now delivery can Not be cut at all. We got trucks AND gas prices and oil changes and all that So we need a cusp of a safety net for us.

What will happen is we will charge $3 for gas.

Gas prices will go down to 25 cents a gallon. Eventually. Its $1.75 now here in town.

One reason you're on quarantine because gas is lowering and we don't want those long lines at the pump if you fill up now for fuel storage you'll find out next week you got ripped off.

But we will charge $3.00 per gallon of gas to deliver to you. Then labor at $15 per hour to set it up in your home. White glove delivery.

Its currently only for USA because we only have one furniture factory.

Canada is a wait of at least 5 orders going the same area. And an extra $2 dollars per gallon.

Mexico is an extra $4 per gallon.

Now the reason for the gas prices as we labeled is the time it takes to drive to you. Someone is sitting in that truck. We have to pay for hotels. Even if it's a free room in our hotels we have to pay the maid to clean when they leave.

As it now it's averaged we will lose 35% profits.

To pay delivery man and your design and your old furniture discounts.

Losing 35% of a $1,000 bedroom suite. Dresser bed and all.. That is a loss of $350

If one million $1000 orders came in...

We would lose $350,000,000 for our company..

That would cause us to go bankrupt.

I'm suicidal. You can tell.

But behind all that is a cloud of love. Faith. Caring and compassion.

So my question is. Not will you allow us to go bankrupt.

But will you allow me to give you money from my heart that I fought for the death of me to buy furniture from me and Alex?

To make me feel better that you have all the luxury and comforts in your home that you need to make yourselves feel good and safe and want to live alongside me?

You know... That I'm Jesus and i died in one of the most pitiful of ways.

Trusting the wrong people. Aliens. I refused to marry to allow them to control our kingdom and me.

I didn't die for me. I died to learn a lesson.

So consider your homes. Feel your couches and wonder do i want this out side? Think about it.

Daydream. Float on a cloud.

And let me know here if you want an upgrade.

Its my apology to you. For not being the greatest of all and caring too goddam much.

The company has 75 billion in profits. Alex took from the rich and greedy. We will break even

Tree predicts with a loss of profit at an average of 35% ... We will still have banked a total of $842,791,861.39 and This is after we hit worldwide....

We could declare bankruptcy legally a lot of companies do.

I want Your kids rooms. Your living room. Outdoor. The kitchen. Your room. Your parents room. Your hall. Every thing

EVERY THING. The 1% that stole our people will Pay for it.

Because that is what we do. Right a wrong.

I'm suicidal. Alex is angry and he fucks them bitches up. Ripping them off and stealing their money. Legally with their stupid permission.

Ying and yang. He's my soulmate.

He doesn't let me fall into a pit of demons. I take myself there. For you humans that live on my planet. To protect you.

So promise me this. You'll live in a home filled with luxury and good. What you always wanted.

Because I've always wanted Alex.

So he can't and won't do this Furniture Adventure without me.

So you praying and you promising me you'll fix your house up good.

Prayer works in mysterious ways. And we need help. Because the aliens are trying to kill Alex.

So you connect the dots

You want and need a new sofa. Your bed has a broken Spring in the butt. Dude I've had that. Duct tape helps but it don't last long.

You using your energy to create peace,and a wonderful place to,stay in your home.

Will help me and Alex to get together to make it possible for us.

So you will save the Planet

I am offering 1 deal of a life time.

If you want it. Then you want your king and queen to be together.

I have this whole side of America and Queen Elizabeth II her side of the Planet

Hers is 92% settled.

America 74%

But I have to,fight and destroy the entire US government.

And i am alone. And i need my soulmate.

Its so painful.

So a deal of a lifetime. A furniture factory that ripped off the richest people in the world. Want to gift 35% back to you.

The whole world. We will create a factory in New London. Australia. Africa. South America. To save on gas and time.

So your energy will create a protective shield for us to be together as soulmate as DNA4U has described m

It will keep me from being suicidal and Snoop says him too.

You can upload a pic of your favorite piece of furniture. And edit to your desires.

Some of y'all have historical pieces. My couch is so beautiful the way it is at my house I would never

But I need a new bed and tv stand and table next to the tub. My kid needs a bed. I need a whole built in shelf for the toy room. I need a lot

But certain things like my couches my kitchen table and chairs made in 1964.

But i need w more comfortable dining table chair for me for my pain. So i would upload the fabric. Vinyl. To,match the pattern exactly then i would design the chair... Like a baby high chair somewhere for my feet to put a certain type of pressure on my back. A place for cat to lay underneath because cat always does at the computer.

I would have rhe same exact chair for ky computer in,the kitchen with a back side picket organizer for important papers and if i have a toddler things for her to do at,the bottom

A toy and some equipment... For her.

So i would have all of everything i need to make my life effective.

I want a safe that is very ornate and is hidden and is fire and water proof.

I want beautiful library shelves

I have a 4 bedroom house and my kid sleeps in the couch.

So 2 bedroom to play in

Its a trailer. Just a simple double wide.

If someone Didjt want their recycled outdoor couch i would buy on3. I hav3 nice Wal-Mart furniture. But w couch??? Oh luxury.

So y'all think about YOU. I doubled up and bound a safety prayer and a gift for you and me. Of mystery and luxury.

So when you desire. Its a prayer for me to be with my soulmate.

Even more so it is bound to something solid.

And although it's bound to evil it's how we ruptured their piggy bank.

There fore a flag waves on each order EACH desire to buy and make,a change in your home, POW.

That states "you got ripped off suckers and we don't believe aliens should be on Earth and seperate our king and queen for your greed. Get the fuck off our planet now!"

Everytime you want.

Aliens will,feel,their greed and laugh when,they desire. Because they are praying to,be killed.

Double down. Buckle up.

You help me. I'll help you.

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