#why are you botherin’ me? {answered memes}

[mechahero]

@anestofocs asked- 🎮 for Hayato too, borg 2 borg fight Send 🎮 for a unique round intro quote between our muses! (accepting!)

"Oh, you have got to be kiddin' me." Lambda's lip curls, one part disgust, one part anger. Clawed hands bunching up into fists.

"What the fuck?"

[polarfarina]

Tag meme! I was tagged by @casua-aria! Thanks!

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 followers you want to know better!

Age: 19 (I cant read)

Birthplace: Portland, Oregon (or somewhere close who knows)

Drink you last had: tropical citrus Vitamin water

Easiest person to talk to: I love talkin to my friend Hannah, she’s so positive about everything and is always understanding and patient, especially when I talk about stuff that’s botherin me. Also she can keep telling me the dnd stuff I love to hear about it

Grossest memory: Umm….one time at work I knocked an entire 24 oz glass jar of salsa off the shelf and it pretty much exploded.... had to stop everything I was doing to clean it up. Thankfully my Sort Of Manager was understanding about it (I guess there are grosser things I could mention but uh. I don't wanna)

Hogwarts house: I have no clue I'm not much of a potterhead and every test I take turns out differently

In love: Hm yeah maybe

Jealous of people: Yeah I guess I’m jealous of a lot of people, but I try not to turn it into hate towards them. It’s more like “oh, you’re so lucky to have what you have,” and then I try to make myself better so that maybe one day I could be there. I use it as inspiration I suppose? I’m mostly jealous of all the good artists out there, but if I look at someone’s really amazing art, it just makes me want to draw more for myself!

Killed someone: Are you kidding they would hate me for that

Love at first sight or walk by again: Hm I’m not sure on that. Guess it woiuld depend …. On what exactly, I don’t know.

Middle name: Rose (which is the middle name of about HALF the people on Earth!!!! I’m named after my great grandmother tho)

Number of siblings: One fantastic younger sister. Her drive to create inspires me every day, and I’m glad we get along so well.

One wish: For enough money to be comfortable in my life, and to make it better for everyone around me. I want to commission every artist, donate to everyone’s patreon, buy fanart and merch every day. I want to take my friends out more often, to be able to live in a house without worrying about the upcoming bills. To be able to eat out twice a week, buy fancy Christmas presents for my family, everything. I try to donate now but if I had the money I’d be spewing it everywhere, to everyone. Gigantic tips to the servers who deserve it, and even the ones who might not. Some of my friends are in places right now where they could really use some extra stability, and if I had enough money, I could give it to all of them. They deserve it, every single one. What a dream. I wish I had more to give.

Question you are asked the most: “Do you work here?” or alternatively “Are you awake yet?” because question no 1 is technically no longer applicable anymore

Song you last sung: The Merlin tv show theme song. Say what you want about the show but I like the music for sure.

Time you woke: The first time today, I woke up at just after 11 am, but then after being awake until about 9 pm, I fell asleep again and woke up at about 10:45. Regular sleep schedule whom?

Underwear color: light grey. uh thanks for this question

Vacation destination: Hawaii. I was lucky enough to go on a trip there last summer for about a week and a half, expenses paid (except for some of the meals and the 7 tshirts I bought for $20), and it was so good. I wish I could visit again but I don’t have the money for it. If I could afford it, I’d take all my friends with me. It’s the most relaxing place on Earth.

Worst habit: My mind wanders sometimes when I’m talking to someone, most often when I’m on the phone or doing a voice chat online, so I try to do things like draw to keep the restless part of my brain at bay, but that can sometimes overpower my focus and I end up missing some of what was said. I don’t know why I struggle with this so much now; when I called people on the phone on the daily back when I was like eight, I didn’t have a problem. 

X-rays: I had an X-ray once, when I fell off a swing set during the summer after third grade. They wanted to see if my left arm was broken, but determined that it was only sprained. I don't know how accurate that is because it’s been over a decade and it still hurts sometimes, and there’s a small but definitive lump in my wrist. I should probably ask someone about it but it’s not impairing me in any way so I haven’t put a priority on it yet. My dad says sometimes that he thinks it was broken, and they just didn’t catch it. But who really knows? (the doctors who I just have to ask. I just have to go there. it’s not that hard, me.)

Your favorite food: Mashed Yukon gold potatoes with my specialty onion and rosemary topping. It melts me whenever I make it. Second favorite is Thai food: Thai curry, tom kha soup, curry chicken on a stick. It also melts my insides because it’s like eating gold, if gold actually tasted good.

Thanks for the tag! I’m going to tag: anyone who wants to do it! I hate @ing people so I’m not gonna! If you see this post: you’re tagged! Do it if you want!

[mechahero]

@anestofocs asked- I could see 4kids turning Lambda into a sweet uwu cyborg "girl" namd idk Laura who only ~pretends~ to he a boy because "hwow would awnywome wespect a girwl who fwites 🥺" Send me the changes you’d make to my character to make them 4kids appropriate (accepting)

//HELP THE WAY I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING TOO. Mentioned that in the first of these posts where if he couldn't be edited to be more masc (because idk, I imagine it would be too tiresome to edit all of the time or not worth it at all), he would straight up be referred to as a girl.

Pile that on top of with some writers being very weird about girls that do fight, especially back then, and it's not treated as shocking by the story (not that Lambda is a girl but you get what I mean), and you would have a deeply cursed combo for a character change.

[mechahero]

@demonsfate asked- 🎮 ! Send 🎮 for a unique round intro quote between our muses! (accepting!)

"No holdin' back, like you said." The cyborg shifts, a small smile on his face. A hand held out for a high five? A fist bump? It's unclear to him. "Um, sorry if I break anything in advance."

ROUND 1! FIGHT!

[mechahero]

@viopolis asked- 🎮!! For Gamma 2, blease! Send 🎮 for a unique round intro quote between our muses! (accepting!)

He grumbles, rubbing the back of his neck before shifting into a battle ready stance. Either that, or he looks eerily close to lunging across the screen to strangle the android.

"For the last fuckin' time... I AIN'T DOIN' ANY STUPID POSES WITH YOU! Stop askin' me!"

[mechahero]

@outofthiisworld asked- I really enjoy Lambda’s specific flavor of sass! >:)c to me it’s not the typical sassiness (nothing wrong with that ofc), but his feels more dry and sharp! guy who will pop a sucker outta his mouth and say the stunt your pulling is stupid before going on with his day <3 What is something about my portrayal[s] that sticks out? (accepting!)

//Thank you so much Boo!! I really like writing sassier dialogue for Lambda! (And dialogue that can be seen as sass because of the tone he usually has most of the time too.) Sometimes I do worry if some of the comments he says end up coming off as mean instead of sarcastic or as a quick and casual "That's so dumb."? And then I remember oh right, environment where he was used to people talking to each other like that and if someone else's character takes what he says the wrong way then it would be perfectly understandable lol.

TL;DR: I'm glad you like it! And he would take a lollipop out of his mouth for a moment to call someone a dumbass and move on.

[mechahero]

@anestofocs asked- 😱 for the text meme with Yuki? social media and texting prompts (accepting!) send 😱 for a scared text from my muse

[text]- hey.

[text]- what the fuck are you doing?

[mechahero]

@anestofocs asked- 9:white, dark, or milk chocolate? why or why not? 🍥🍥🍰🍨the SWEETS headcanon meme!🍨🍰🍥🍥 (accepting!)

Milk chocolate! It's Lambda's preferred type of chocolate and always has been. Not for any other reason than that's the kind of chocolate he's used to and he just finds it the tastiest.

White chocolate's alright for him too though. Even though it's mostly something that is there and definitely exists. It's not his first choice. Dark chocolate can go to hell as far as he's concerned.

[mechahero]

@dragvnsovl asked- 📜 //With Roddy and Kale and Tater! Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse (accepting!)

[mechahero]

@5mind asked- " A cave with teeth... nothing scary about that. " (Red One) transformers one starters

"Or weird. Or disgusting." A word that feels pretty apt given the way he's yanking his hand back from the cave wall and shaking it off. Lip curled in disgust as he wipes it off on his pants. He hopes that was only weird cave water he's touched and not spit.

"Okay, well, maybe just weird." He piped up again, forcing down a swallow. Something about the way it felt made him want to gag. Lambda pulls himself back into the bright, blinding sunshine outside of the cave. He regrets that as much as he does touching the cave wall. "Sooo... you wanna go in first?", he asked, shooting a glance over to Red.

He was trying to joke around but from the tone of his voice, he didn't seem too entirely convinced in what he was saying.

[mechahero]

@5mind asked- 🐤 (for snapples?) Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours (accepting!)

Honestly, it doesn't even apply to Coldsnap alone. Any ice based individual is going to have him thinking about Mr. Freeze.

[mechahero]

@5mind asked- ⚔️ ( vs. coldsnap?) Send ⚔️ for a vs. battle quote to your muse (accepting!)

Battle intro: "C'mon dude, all I did was kill that one person! How was I supposed to know you were fightin' 'em too?" Victory: "I'm gettin' outta here. It's too fuckin' cold." Defeat: "The cold shoulder pun was worth itttt!" Assist: "Hey! Hey! Ice skate to the head! Please?" Taunt: "Nice belt. What kind of costume shop did ya get that from?" Reacting to Taunt: "Oh. Well, fuck you too." Tie: "Eh, whatever. This was annoying as fuck anyway." Perfect Victory: "Listen, I know I just beat ya to a pulp but is it kinda weird that I have a really bad craving for ice cream right now?"

[mechahero]

@asurastro asked- “Character Setting!” send me “character setting!” to learn about my muse’s home! (accepting!)

There's a lot more of the city than one would think! Instead of expanding outwards though, it expands downwards. Given that there's at least three levels of the city, it kind of makes sense? However the origin for the downwards level is kind of sweet. The downwards level is home to Steve. Elevator Steve if you want to be fancy about it.

The hollowed out ground underneath at the time was the only place where he could fit, seeing as he's a massive eldritch squid from outer space and understandably, dealing with a Ridley issue isn't fun. (I.e., he's too got damb big to fit.) Of course, though, having him just live in dirt while everyone else gets to live in a nice city seemed rude, no matter how cool Steve was with it.

So it lead to the creation of the downstairs portion of the city. It's large and roomy enough for Steve to fit in plus so much more and is all grey stone and chilled, which makes sense given it's underground and well.. stone. It's not just Steve that lives there though as it's also home to monsters that simply can't be out during the day or have a house topside without running the risk of accidentally getting cooked to death via sunlight peeking through the curtains.

It's not all housing though as the downstairs section is also home to just as many places to eat and shop as well as another open-air market!

[mechahero]

@demonsfate asked- >Heavy editing to Lambda's design 'cos he's too "girly" looking for a Boy. >He would be renamed to "Larry" >Lambda fights people but NEVER kills them, just uhh... sends them to the Shadow Realm or whatever >Turned Completely Straight Send me the changes you’d make to my character to make them 4kids appropriate (accepting)

//Thanks Wikia! I'll be going over these bullet point style!

Honestly, with the excessive amount of edits 4Kids made to the anime they broadcasted way back in the day, I can absolutely see this happening. Gender nonconformity? That's gone. Lambda is solely Masc McDudeGuy now. NO PINK SHIRTS ALLOWED! (Alternatively, I could see it going the cursed misgendering route where Lambda is only referred to as a girl and leaning heavily on him being a "tomboy".)

BHDNFDBNJ GOD. I CAN FRICKING SEE THAT HAPPENING TOO. No cool names either. Only regular, normal names the American Audience™️ will understand. Because they wouldn't possibly relate to someone with as goofy as a name as Lambda! Joking here ofc but still.

This doesn't even have to be a 4Kids exclusive change. Lambda sending someone to the Spaghetti Dimension with No Air is something he would do regardless of that. (Although, I can see dialogue being slipped in where he mentions letting someone back out of there when he wouldn't do that. At all.)

THE MOST CURSED CHANGE. If he's done so much as mention a girl wearing a cute outfit and commenting on it, it would be turned into him talking about how cute the girl herself is. He could literally grip another man by the shoulders and mention having the world's gayest make out session with them and you just know it would be retooled into some "Bro, you're so awesome!" spiel. No pink shirts, no gender nonconformity, and certainly no homosexuality here folks! Ignore the original text saying otherwise fbhndjgbhdngj.

[mechahero]

@dragvnsovl asked- “FUSION ! ” //Lambs and Yamcha or Shallot this time? Or maybe even Fu! Send “FUSION ! ”and I will draw OR write what a fusion between our muses would look and act like

//JOKE'S ON YOU, I DID ALL THREE OF THEM! GET PRANKED! (saying this jokingly ofc but they were really fun to design so >:3)

[mechahero]

@anestofocs asked- " aren't you tired of being treated like we're nothing? " - yuki Transformers One (accepting!)

"Yeah... yeah." A tired sigh drags its way through an all too exhausted body. It's nothing new to Lambda and he's for sure aware it's probably the same for Yuki. He hates it all the same. The pushback. The never-ending cycle. How used to it a person can get. He hates it all.

"We should eat the next person that treats any of us like shit. I mean that."