#why am i imagining joke and lore police making out offscene

[trixcuomo]

Austin 10.2.6

Trixany: *in a wrestling costume*

Sharpen: *also in a wrestling costume* We're never going to get away with this...

Trixany: Just say it. Do the lines!

Sharpen: You may thump your lore bible, you may make your prayers, condemning the developers--

Trixany: *coughs*

Sharpen: You may bash me for still enjoying a 'dead game,' and swear John 3:16 says you're gonna beat me, that Warcraft is finished-- *rips open his shirt, showing a black pirate flag beneath*

Trixany: *loud sirens, runs away*

Sharpen: But Patch 10.2.6 says, I'm gonna kick your ass!!!

Lore police: *more sirens, shaky camera footage* Alright, Team Trixany! You've been warned. We're arresting you for flagrant conflation of fandoms, fourth-wall obsfucation...

Sharpen: There's a Lore police? For real?? *starts crying* Is this really happening?

Trixany: Ow! Not so tight!!

Joke police: *hauls Trixany back, in handcuffs* Eh, good work Lore police. This slippery one has been hard to catch, for several Warcraft expansions.

Lore police: *whips off shades* Good thing we finally... teamed up.

Joke police: Lore, I'm gonna need you to leave the jokes to me. Entertaining the people? That's my jurisdiction.

Lore police: Copy that.

Sharpen: *sobbing hard* Are we really going to jail?

Trixany: I have rights! I can be a fan of both wrestling AND Warcraft, you know!

Lore police: Not when you compare Stone Cold Steve Austin with the illustrious Holly Longdale you don't. Get them outta here!

Sharpen: *cracks open two foamy cherry grogs and downs them as he's dragged away*